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'Thoughts'

"Speech"

AN: This is my first Hellsing story, so please take it easy on me. Also, the beginning chapter of this starts during Order 03: Sword Dancer, and this first part is basically the episode, and if I get anything wrong, please be sure to tell me so I can correct it.

Order 01: Sword Dancer

Alucard stood in front of the picture of Integra Hellsing's father with his back to Integra Hellsing, his master, waiting for her to speak her words. Words that he knew must come after she asked him what she did earlier.

"I know you're nothing like those creatures, it was uncalled for."

"Then why did you feel the need to say it? You humans are incomprehensible; you and the police girl."

Integra furrowed her brows for just a moment and then the phone on her desk rang and she looked at it and picked it up and when she hung up, Alucard was gone.

'Why do humans have to be so intolerable?' Alucard asked himself as he was giving advice to his servant, Seras Victoria on how to kill the ghouls.

He then decided that he should make an appearance as he felt someone from the Vatican nearby.

He put his hand through the vampire that Hellsing was dispatched to kill. Said vampire disappeared into dust and Alucard said, "You shouldn't have come here, Catholic."

"Master"

"Don't try to talk police girl, your body is weak."

"Well now, you must be the Hellsing family's pet abomination." The catholic priest said. The catholic priest was tall, blonde with short hair, and had green eyes, and seemed rather fit, for a human that is. Alucard has long black hair, red eyes, red coat and hat, and has yellow tinted sunglasses.

"You are from Escariot, I see." Alucard said.

"Escariot was ridding the world of sacrilegious monsters such as yourself, centuries before the Hellsing family ever existed" and with that the Roman priest raised his dual 'blades' and crossed his arms in front of him and then outward, sending holy scrolls flying forward and pinning them to the walls of the building they were in.

With a disgusted look on his face, Alucard said, "You defile this place."

"I purify this house, so filthy creatures can't use their cheap black magic" and with that said, he laughed a bit before raising his dual blades in front of his face in a sort of cross.

"Our mission is to punish any heretic who would deny the work of god. We will crush your unholy body and salt the earth with your dust." Alucard then reaches into his coat and withdraws his 454 Castle and points it at the priest.

"It's time somebody put you in your place, human."

For a minute they just stand there, staring at each other, judging what the other could possibly do before they finally take action.

The priest suddenly smirks and then rushes forward, arms still in a cross. He then swipes at Alucard several times, each time missing, until Alucard does a spin and puts his gun to the priests head and the priest has the tip of his right blade in Alucard.

"You put a blessing on that blade, haven't you?" The priest only chuckles a bit at this.

"This bullet is for a vampire, but it'll do to send you to hell, Father" Alucard pulls the trigger and knocks the priest back with the sheer force from sending a bullet to the priests head.

"Master" Seras said, thinking that Alucard just destroyed the troublesome priest. Alucard the walks towards his servant, pulling out the blade the priest had stuck into him.

"Weird little toy of his actually hurt" and he let go of it, letting it clang to the floor. "That sort of weapon can be a real problem, even for us" he said, reaching his hand down towards Seras.

He suddenly sensed something behind him and turned around only to be impaled in several places by the priests' blades, as he apparently carried more than just two blades.

The Catholic just stood there, forehead smoking from where Alucard had pulled the trigger and held two blades out in front of him as a sort of shield.

"A regenerator…A human regenerator!"

"I take an eye for an eye, this technology, god's divine gift, the lord gives us tools to fight inhuman demons like you."

"You are less than inhuman, a pitiful defect, a failed science project, sending you back to your maker would be an act of mercy!" Alucard said almost angrily, and once again raised his gun towards the Father. "Your regeneration power is impressive, but I bet if I put enough bullets into your skull, you'll stay down for good, so let's cut to the chase. Start begging!"

"Empty threats of a coward vampire, who hides behind the weapons of man."

They once again stared at each other for a minute or two before attempting to take action.

"That's enough, Paladin Alexander Anderson" Integra commanded from behind the priest, as he was about to charge forward towards Alucard.

"You don't have the authority to command one who's a true servant of god."

"I said, that's enough. Now that Anvico Stilette has been silenced, your mission in our country has come to an end. Your business has been concluded." She starts walking forward buts stops a few feet short of the priest.

"Now that's funny, I thought my business was killing vampires."

"You've already exceeded your authority and you will suffer the consequences of your actions today" she said, holding up a piece of paper to the Roman priest. "New orders from the Archbishop" and tosses the paper at him.

"The archbishop had ordered you to return to the Vatican immediately" she as he caught the paper. "You are leaving by the good graces of Her Majesty." He then walks past Integra and says, "I look forward to the next time we meet, Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing."

Integra then rips a holy scroll off the wall and says, "There's no room in the Hellsing family for a vampire that get pummeled by a regenerator, Alucard."

He just stands there as she continues, "Nor do we need a half starved vampire who can't protect her own commander. Understood?"

"I'm sorry, sir" Seras says quietly, still on the floor, looking at said floor.

Integra then turns around and starts heading out towards the door, and Alucard finally start pulling out the blessed blades of the troublesome Catholic priest.

Alucard kneels down in front of his servant and pulls the blade out from his right arm.

"Master. Alucard" is all Seras says. He pulls up the sleeve on his right arm where the wound from the blade is being kept open by his force of will.

"Police girl, you must drink my blood. Drink my blood, only then will you be free of your servitude to me. Once you are free, you will be ready to become true family."

"You won't…be my master no more?"

"No. I won't. But you will become a master of the undead, you will drink blood and walk the night by your own will. Now drink my blood, Seras Victoria." She looked up at him, because he had actually used her name, which he never did. Then she looked down again because she couldn't really stand the thought of drinking blood, no matter how much she needed it now.

Her body took over from there, and she took on a wanting look, almost as if the lust for blood was about to consume her, and she reached out a bit with her tongue, but stopped herself and looked towards the floor again. She wasn't ready. Not to become her own master.

When he saw that she wasn't going to take his offer, he stood up, let his sleeve fall back into place, and let the wound heal up. "So this is what you choose, Police girl" he said as he started to vanish into thin air.

"I don't know, I'm not ready. Although, right now I know I'm just…" she let her sentence trail off into thin air.

AN: This is actually how Order 03 (A.K.A Episode 3) of the series goes, though I left out a few details, but that was on purpose. The rest of the chapters may be somewhat episode based, but not too much, so don't get used to episodes being typed out by me.