Alright, just a few words before I start writting. ) Just to let everyone know, this is just supposed to be a joke, and everyone is EXTREMELY out of character, so please don't write mean reviews telling me how out of character I made everyone, because I already know that. I meant to make them that way. And the second thing, it's supposed to be stupid so please also don't write me mean reviews telling me how stupid or retarded my script is. Um...That's about it. ) If you do read my scripts, and you like them, please review. It makes me happy to get them.
Much Love, Lacus Clyne
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Scene One- At The Movies
Botan- Oh my gosh! Isn't it so great to be able to hang out like this?! .
Kurama- -Running in sircles around the ticket booth-Weeeeeee!!!!!!
Keiko- Sure is! Exspeacially because we're going to see a yaoi movie!!!
Yusuke, Hiei, and Kuwabara- WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yukina- -giggles- Now calm down! It's just a movie! P
Kurama- What's the big deal? It doesn't bother me one bit! -puts on an "I love yoai" t-shirt with a huge grin-
Hiei- That's beacuse you're gay!!!!!!!
Kurama- -cries and hugs Botan- Botan, Hiei's being a big, short, meany!
Botan- -pats Kurama's back- Aww! There, there Kurama! I'm sure he didn't mean it!
Hiei- -pushes Kurama off of Botan and hugs her with tears in his eyes- Botan, Kurama called me gay!
Kurama- WHAT?! I so did not! -cries even harder-
Botan- Aww! -pats Hiei's back-You poor thing!
Hiei- I was thinking...to prove that I'm not gay...-sniff sniff- ...Would you mind sleeping with me?
Keiko- You pervert! -points to Hiei- Stay away from Botan!
Kurama- -puts a duck hat on Yukina- Quack! Quack!
Yukina- -twitches-
Kuwabara- That duck hat is turning me on!
Hiei- Stay away from my sister, you bafoon! -looks at Botan and glues himself to her- Now we'll be together forever, my love!
Botan- -visions of Hiei's head surrounded by bats pop into her mind, making her scream-
Yusuke- -lifts up Keiko's skirt- Didn't you wear those yesterday? Oo
Keiko- -screams and slaps Yusuke- You pervert!
Hiei- Hey Botan, guess what? We're going to get married, have many demon babbies, and skip though and trample on Kurama's rose garden together! D
Botan- OO -still glued to Hiei-
Kurama- -shreaks like a little girl- Not my beatiful roses! Hiei, you monster!
Kuwabara- -presses Yukina's duck hat-
Duck Hat- Quack! Quack!
Kuwabara- Well, gosh biscuits! Slap my knee and give me a cell phone!
Yukina- huh? OO -twitches-
Keiko- You guys! We're going to miss the movie!
Hiei- Not if I can help it! -runs super fast to the theater with Botan still glued to him-
Botan- -screams- HIEI!!!!!!!