A/N YAY! A HOUSE AND NARUTO x-over!!!!!!!!! I'm pretty that this is the first Naruto House x-over on fanfiction…

Disclaimer:

Naruto: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto and somebody who is not RANDOMNESSO.o owns house, so since RandomnessO.o is neither, she doesn't own either. Dattebayo.

RandomnessO.o: ON WITH THE STORY!!!! The first sentence has no significance whatsoever.

The sun rose higher outside of Dr. Gregory House's office window. He tossed a large tennis ball in the air, leaning back in his chair to catch it. He stretched his feet onto his desk and closed his eyes. He turned the volume of the music in his headphones up until it was extremely loud, and he couldn't hear someone come in…

"House!" A voice called, interrupting House's attempt at a nap.

"You'd better be here to give me a raise, or I'm not interested." House grumbled as he saw Cuddy, his boss, walk in.

"You're on clinic duty," She said, ignoring his remark, and with that she left before House had a chance to protest.

House sighed and stood up, grabbing his cane for support.

He stepped into the elevator, saw Foreman heading towards him, and pressed the 'close doors' button before Foreman reached him. Just before the doors had fully closed, however, an extremely attractive blonde stepped in front of the doors. House noted her humongous boobs, and caught the door immediately.

She flashed him a nervous smile, and entered. By then, Foreman had reached the doors, but House, gesturing from behind the blonde towards her breasts, said,

"No more room," And promptly closed the doors in Foreman's face. Foreman glared at the elevator.

------CLINIC------

The hot blonde got off of the elevator at the same level as House, and she headed toward the clinic. House followed her. If he could work on this woman, then House would do hours of clinic duty.

Blondie (as house had nicknamed her in his head (House is so creative, isn't he?)) walked and sat next to a group of people who were all wearing strange clothes and had extremely weird looking hair colors and styles. One of the kids was wearing a bright orange jumpsuit and was clutching his stomach, hinting that he was sick. House grabbed the clipboard with a picture of that kid on it, and read off the name.

"Uh-zuh-mah-ki Nay-roo-too? (A/N this is Houses's lame attempt at pronouncing Naruto's name.)Your turn," He called. The kid stood up.

"Hey!" One man jumped up. "I have been waiting here for over an hour, and no one has seen me!"

House briefly examined the man. He had brown hair and was balding on the top of his head. He wore thick, round glasses, and was quite overweight.

"Your wife is cheating on you," He said simply.

The man gave House an appalled and confused look.

"WHAT?!" He said loudly. "H-how- Why- What?!"

House didn't have any explanation ready this time; he just wanted to get this man out of his way. House pushed his way past the shocked man and pointed at the 'Uzumaki' kid.

"Exam room one," he said, and he pointed towards exam room one. "I'll be there in a minute."

The kid in the orange got up, quickly followed by a pink haired girl, some gray haired guy, and Blondie.

House noticed that the balding guy was still staring at him.

"What are you looking at?!" He snapped and stuck his tongue out childishly at the man, who sat down. House turned and grinned.

----EXAM ROOM ONE----

"All right Kakashi… I'll leave them to you. Just make sure that you get back to Konoha as soon as possible. I guess I'll be on my way now then." House heard a woman's voice drift out of the room. He pushed open the door to see Blondie talking to the gray haired guy. Damn it, she's leaving, House thought. He stopped her at the door.

"Hey, want to go out for a drink with me later?" He said with a sarcastic sort of look on his face. Blondie just raised her eyebrow, and walked by him.

House shrugged and stepped into the hospital room. The 'Uzumaki' guy was now holding his head.

"So your name is… 'Uzumaki'? What kind of name is that?" House squinted at the name.

"Actually," The pink-haired girl said, "His name is Naruto. I'm Sakura, and this is Kakashi-sensei."

House looked at Sakura and said quite rudely, "I didn't ask for your names." She narrowed her eyes, and then turned away. The 'Kakashi' guy ("they all have such weird names…" House thought) was leaning against a wall holding an orange book with Japanese characters on the cover. He blushed and giggled slightly.

House looked at Naruto. He didn't want to do this.

"I'll send someone in to take over," He said to no one in particular and left the room. A nurse who looked like she wasn't doing anything important was standing outside. This must be my lucky day, he thought.

"You're needed in there," House pointed at the door he had just come through.

"No, you're needed in there," The nurse replied. House frowned.

"Let me guess," He started, "Cuddy told you to keep an eye on me?" The nurse nodded and glanced at the clipboard in her hand.

"That bitch," House said just loud enough for the nurse to hear. He turned around and went back into the exam room. He was about to announce his return when He realized that Naruto had fallen on the floor and was puking violently.

Sakura was crouched beside him, looking confused. Kakashi looked as if he had been headed for the door to get a doctor. Naruto coughed twice and finally looked up, blood dripping from the corners of his mouth, his eyes red.

A/N ok, so this is the first chapter of our awesome crossover. Please! R&R! Tell us if any of the characters are too OOC, and We will try to fix it. If you look at our profile, Izzie (hehe) is the one who wrote this first chapter. She's also the one typing right now… that sounds really weird…

Anyway, I hope that it gets more interesting as it goes on! If you have any paring suggestions, let us know, and we MIGHT use them…

Once again R&R!!!