A/N: Well, its official I am absolutely one hundred percent crazy out of my mind! Four Fanfics on top of four private creations of my own. I at least hope you all enjoy my insanity. Well, anyway before you're like ugh another Rukia and Ichigo baby story I have a few things to say. One I love the baby stories they're cute and two they aren't technically babies. Everyone writes about when they first have a baby then they end the story there with some nice fluff, but this story is about the whole childhood, come on seriously how many people would like to know what stuff happens to their kids? Well, if you are one of those people I'm glad to inform you that yes, your reading the correct story!

P.S- Bear with me I know that the beginning is a little boring, but most beginnings are it's not like I'm going to open up in the middle of the climax. Oh and another thing I'm adding in a section about when Rukia's brother finds out because I absolutely love to read that part in different stories it's funny!

looks up and whistles Damn, that was a long author's note sorry, even though I know that half you guys won't even bother to look at any of this bold, I thank you if you took the time to read this…Damn, I'm blabbing again let's get to the story eh?

Chapter 1- (This chapter will probably be a little before and after Rukia has her kid or kids…you'll have to find out!)

Rukia POV

"Ichigo! I want food!"

My craving for odd foods were only beginning, yesterday was chips with pickles and today was ice cream covered French fries. (A/N: That's actually pretty good.)

"Why can't you get your own food like normal people?"

That had an easy answer that I already knew, but he didn't and I was pretty sure I was going to wait until I could really use my excuse before telling him. Ichigo and I had been going out for about for about a year now, of course my brother hadn't had the slightest idea. Personally I would like my boyfriend in one piece as long as possible and I think Ichigo would agree.

"because you're my boyfriend."

I loved using that excuse,

"That's exactly it. Are you confusing the words boyfriend and slave by any chance because I will gladly run down to the store and buy you a dictionary."

His voice was still bouncing off the walls of the hallway outside his room, he had to shout for me to hear all the way upstairs.

"That sounds good and while you're there you could buy me pickles and chips."

His groan was very audible from the kitchen probably attempting to find my order. And why didn't I want to go out with Ichigo before? It's so much more convenient. I could hear Ichigo's yellow c5 Corvette roar to life. If you're wondering how Ichigo could afford such a car well the fact was Ichigo was really good at what he did and certain people took notice. Those people of course being soul society. I already was getting a decent amount of money to look after this place, but Ichigo went beyond that, their hadn't been an accident nor a eaten soul in the past year. So, in return for their thanks soul society began paying Ichigo for all the trouble he went through. Let me tell you he has lots of zeros on his paycheck which I didn't mind since petty much half that money went towards me, yes it's true Ichigo turned into something that resembled a gentlemen. But there was one thing that had always bugged me, why did he seem so content about staying art his dad's when we could easily afford a house for the two of us, that was a mystery I probably never would solve. Speaking of his dad who would have thought he was a soul reaper?

Flashback

"A few more then we should be good to go."

Ichigo yelled as he sliced through yet another hollow. This had been one of the worst hollow attacks for a while and in the middle of a crowded city on top of that. It was hard to protect and kill at the same time, but Ichigo made it look so damn easy. Almost every soul reaper in the tri-state area banned together to help fight, that made about ten, not an army but it would do.

"Ichigo you do know one day you're gonna die from lack there of blood."

It was true. Every time Ichigo got into a fight it would involve him losing an unreal amount of plasma. He just shrugged and went on with his work.

"Shit."

I could hear Ichigo swear while in the middle of slaying two hollows at once. That wasn't the problem though, it was the fact he was busy, but his sister, Yuzu was spotted on the ground near the base of a building. She could sense the presence of hollows, but not always knew where they were which left her defenseless, yet at a great risk of being hurt because of her spiritual pressure. I myself wanted to help her, but I was busy with my own problems as well. This wasn't good, every shinigami was in the middle of a death match with a hollow, or in Ichigo and Renji's cases four, I think they make bets on who could beat off the most, and if they weren't I was pretty sure Urahara was. I just couldn't see how Yuzu could be saved.

"Yuzu move!"

Ichigo shouted at the top of his lounges apparently catching Yuzu's attention.

"Ichigo? Where are-?"

She squinted her eyes looking around trying to spot her brother. I could see her face bolt with shock or maybe fear once her head turned towards Ichigo. She could see him now and that meant she saw the hallow diving at her. A scream lurched through the air sending chills up my spine, I would have closed my eyes if not for the fact I was in the middle of slicing through the hollows mask. The scream seemed to indicate the end of the battle, everyone finished off their opponents leaving behind one miniscule hollow which Renji easily finished off not even having to look at where his zanpactou was headed.

"Yuzu!"

This time the scream belonged to me, she had become like a sister to me not to mention the supplier of my clothes. The hollow was frozen in air not seeming to react to anything, so we did the same stand in the air frozen.

"Who are you?"

One of the Soul reapers I did not know the name of shouted. At first I was wondering who he was shouting to, but then I saw it was another shinigami in a black kimono with a white captain's robe slung over his shoulder, his face resembled Ichigo's father's, but he couldn't even see me and Ichigo at home when we were in this form. Or did he? Oh god.

"What the hell?"

Ichigo stood still stupefied not being able to move. The hollow faded away revealing Issin's zanpactou, it looked normal, but the intense spiritual pressure was that rivaling of Ichigo's.

"Hey, I know you! You're the former captain of eleventh division."

(A/N: I am pretty sure that's not true, but I needed to go with something since that's the only squad that says there was a former captain.) Issin looked proud glancing around probably trying to spot his son.

"Yep, retired once I had children."

Still glancing around now becoming a little more frantic even though he passed by Ichigo like ten times.

"Oh there you are Ichigo I didn't recognize you with all that blood."

I giggled a little getting a death stare from Ichigo. He was right though Ichigo was drenched head to foot with a mixture of hollow and his own blood, maybe I was just used to seeing him like this?

"What the hell are you doing here old man?"

The orange head began lowering himself to the ground walking to his father grabbing him by the collar of his kimono.

"Well, if I wasn't my poor baby over here would be d-e-a-d!"

He spelt the last word out for him.

"Dumb ass one she can spell, she's not stupid and two why the hell didn't you tell me?"

With this he threw his father against the wall.

"Honorable former captain are you alright?"

Yep, these extra soul reapers are from eleventh squad no wonder they had so many scars.

"Honorable my ass."

Ichigo muttered.

"How could you throw someone from such a great bloodline into a wall?"

The other soul reapers besides Me, Ichigo, and Renji were hyperventilating.

"Correction through the wall."

Issin corrected as he stepped out of the debris.

"One he deserved it,"

They all stood in shock,

"And two that blood is my blood now bud out."

They all looked confused Ichigo was annoyed by this,

"HE'S MY DAD."

All his anger came out through the one sentence. And that sentence shut them the hell up.

"Well, now that we cleared that up I have a few things to clear up as well."

Issin cleared his throat putting on his father face, of course before speaking he motioned for me to come over. I had a clue about what he was going to say, but I wasn't going to give him the topic just in case.

"It's very disturbing watching you two make out in the kitchen while I'm reading the paper, you couldn't have found a better place for that couldn't you?"

he made it sound like he was annoyed, but I knew he was happy since he had been bugging us to go out for a while, that is so screwed up.

"Well, we didn't actually think you could see us."

Both Ichigo and I were beat red, well Ichigo was already red from blood. This was quite awkward since we hadn't even revealed the fact we were going out. Ichigo suddenly realized something with a swift turn he pronounced loud enough for the whole city to hear,

"If any one of you dare tell Byakuya what you just heard I will personally run you through with Zangetsu. Understand?"

All of them seemed to shrivel up hoping to be unseen, of course that told me that we were safe, well Ichigo was anyway.

"Renji that goes double for you."

Ichigo said lightly not even bothering to turn around.

"You don't have to worry about that anytime soon, he'd probably kill the messenger. Can't imagine what he would do to you."

Ichigo relaxed his stance a little,

"You better remember this when you decide to name your kid."

This did a mixture of things, it made us mad, embarrassed, and made Ichigo draw his sword aiming it at Renji, not even the fastest shinigami alive, which may have been Ichigo, would not be able to out run him. Poor Renji. So, as the two of them flashed stepped down the road I remembered what had started all of this,

"What happened to Yuzu?"

I freaked out looking around. Issin was curious himself what had happened to his daughter,

"Oh there she is."

Issin put a smile on scooping his daughter up in his arms, she must've fainted from the shock.

"So, agree you two will find another spot in the household eh? You never know when one of my impressionable daughters may walk through the door."

This earned him a hard slap from me, but not hard enough where it knocked Yuzu out of his grasp.

"Rukia you hit the honorable"

I lifted my fist to them,

"Say another word and you will be run through with my, Ichigo, and maybe Renji's zanpactou."

They all shut up pretty damn fast.

(End of flashback)Sorry it was so long

"Rukia I'm back and here's your crap."

Ichigo sluggishly dragged himself into our room. And yes I'm entitled for it to be called our room now, I've certainly lived here long enough. I dived for the chips that were on his bed,

"Ichi…go they're salt and vinegar, I wanted BBQ."

I was actually to blame since I didn't specify, but it was funny to watch him blow up.

"Damn it Rukia you've been pulling the same thing all week. What's up with you?"

His curiosity had finally hit. It as only a matter of time before he found out the truth.

"Maybe something's up, maybe there's not. Who knows?"

I laid back on the bed staring him in the eye challenging what he was going to do.

"I think you know."

His voice was becoming playful. He moved over to our bed, and yes we slept together I wasn't going to stay in the closet forever, pushing himself on top of me restraining my hands to my sides.

"Even if there was something why would I tell you?"

He leaned down, teasing me coming centimeter's from my lips.

"Because I'm the guy that just drove down to the nearest convenient store and bought you pickles and chips."

I gave it a moment of considering, and I was breaking he was going to find out today whether I wanted him to or not.

"Well the truth is.."

I was interrupted by a knock on the window sill, it was Renji.

"Not to break this lovely moment up or anything, but Ichigo I think you might want to know who's on the way to your house and will arrive in about .5 seconds."

Both of us didn't have to think, we darted up me laying on the bed reading a manga while Ichigo sat at his desk, talking more in depth with Renji. In a few seconds the quest of honor arrived, my brother.

"And what do I owe this surprise?"

Ichigo mumbled apparently pissed off that he was even in his bedroom.

"I came to drop off your paycheck."

He had been doing that regularly now, probably checking up on Ichigo and my current relationship status and as far as he knew we were just roommates.

"Thanks" Ichigo replied accepting the official looking envelope.

"And Rukia how are you doing?"

His voice screamed if Ichigo was doing anything inappropriate then tell me now.

"Fine. Thank you."

I pull the same politeness act with my brother as when I went to school.

"Well, I'll see you later nii-sama."

I waved at his departure out the open window. I honestly hated these visits. If he knew exactly what was going on he would probably Wisk me away to soul society right now, then come back to finish Ichigo off.

Ichigo POV

Rukia is starting to annoy me with the constant food requests, the freaking store clerk knows my name and my credit card number by heart.

"Ichigo, I suppose now would be the best time to tell you this since my brother is out of ear shot."

It couldn't be good news if we had to be alone to say it, especially if Renji couldn't hear it.

"well, remember last month."

I joined her on the bed putting my arm around her waist, this made her automatically lay her head on my chest intentionally hiding her face. It had to be bad.

"I'm a well…..pregnant."

Her words came out fast, yet ever syllable was audible.

"What? What do you mean YOUR PREGNANT?"

I may have shouted that a little too loud because I could feel Byakuya and his spiritual pressure rise , and double. Shit I was dead.

"Ichigo you idiot,"

Rukia slapped me upside the head making me fly into a wall,

"You don't just shout stuff like that into the abyss. Now nii-sama is coming and damn it Ichigo these babies are going to have a father."

The black haired shinigami looked scary standing their menacing staring through me with her beautiful violet eyes.

"Wait, babies? I'm having twins?"

This was too much I mean yeah I'm twenty and it's about around then when couples start, but I mean I was a shinigami and so was she, we didn't have time to take care of a baby. Not to mention what the baby would be like. My random thought process came to an end when I felt myself forcibly held to my wall by non other that kuchiki himself.

"You got my sister pregnant?"

His voice was coming out in random spurts of anger.

"Ichigo you found out?"

My dad burst through the door with a huge grin on his face.

"You knew?"

I retaliated back at him ignoring the fact Byakuya was about to choke me do death,

"Of course who do you think told Rukia? It's not like she would have known she was having twins."

This bit of information pretty much confirmed my death.

Amazingly a final blow never came, but instead he just let me go sliding down the wall.

"It wouldn't be fair to take out my niece or nephew's father,"

"Don't forget it could be both!"

My dad chirped in, he was killing me.

"Right so, you better take good care of her understand? She'll be moved to soul society for the actually birthing since I'm not quite sure what type of babies they'll be, but considering it's you Kurosaki I'm going to guess that the spiritual pressure will defiantly be up in the charts."

This made me oh so much more relaxed, but made me think about watching two little kids running around the yard pretend sword fighting when they may in fact have a sword of their own. This thought made me gulp sending a shiver down my spine.

Over an hour had passed and the good thing was that I wasn't dead. No one remained in my room besides Rukia who sat on the bed staring blankly in front of her, probably waiting for me to say something.

"So how long have you known?"

I tried using a comforting voice because I knew what she was going through probably wasn't easy.

"About a month or so."

I placed my hand over my eyes,

"And you didn't tell me?"

I was dumbfounded about why it was so hard to tell me the truth.

"because I wasn't sure how you would react to it, I mean it's the worse of all news you could get and I thought you would be furious with me."

This sounded nothing like the Rukia I knew, she must have over thought the whole thing. I leaned down once again pinning her to the bed,

"One I would and could never be furious at you no matter how mad I get and two this isn't a bad thing, I mean a set back yeah, but defiantly not a bad thing."

Her eyes went back to normal, so assumed I broke through.

"Don't worry I'll do whatever you and the babies want."

I soon regretted saying that.

Month 2

"Ichigo am I fat?"

I sat down beside Rukia putting a hand on her shoulder,

"You look a little bigger!"

A slap rammed me into a wall. Wasn't that supposed to be a compliment to a pregnant woman?

"I knew it I'm ugly."

Damn, emotional imbalance.

Month 3

"Ichigo do I look fat to you?"

I sighed

"no." remembering last month.

She started to freak out,

"But aren't I supposed to be, is something wrong with the babies?"

her mouth flew a hundred miles per hour. I wish she would make up her mind about what she wanted me to say without getting hit through the nearest wall.

"I was lying Rukia, you do look fatter."

That was for sure I could clearly see a curve in her stomach. Tears swelled in her eyes,

"Why did you lie to me?" I sighed

Month 4

"Oi, how's the expecting mother?"

As soon as Renji came through the window he was punched back out it. I snickered at the fact it wasn't be being hit.

"What was that for?"

The red haired shinigami said while climbing back through the window.

"Her emotions are going haywire."

I stated hoping Rukia didn't decide to hit me.

"You're gone for three months not without a simple hello?"

She was pulling back for another attack before I grabbed her hand pulling it back down to her side.

"He had to go back to soul society sooner or later."

She got my reasoning, her hand becoming inanimate.

"She's scary pregnant."

Was all Renji got to say before being slapped out the window again, this time he was smart enough not to come back. I wished I could just disappear until the baby was born.

Month five

Five stressful months, I couldn't stand it and Rukia was so fat, like I mean it looked as if she was about to give birth any second. My dad gave his reasoning about that and he said he has never seen anything like that before, not even with triplets.

Month six

"Ichigo…"

I heard Rukia moan next to me,

"What?"

I groaned wanting to go back to sleep. Why didn't I sleep on the couch or in the closet or something like that?

"umm.."

My eyes burst open when I felt something wet I my bed.

"RUKIA! Did you wet the bed? This is disgusting."

My whole bed filled with water, way too much water and it didn't smell like pee. Oh my god.

"Did your water break? This is way too much water to be piss. Why didn't you wake me sooner?"

I was going on and on becoming more nervous as the seconds ticked by. I had called soul society on Rukia's phone, not knowing where mine was telling hem Rukia's water broke. Of course me rushing around having no idea what to do hadn't gotten dressed by the time Byakuya walked through the gates and I was in my boxers ,perfect.

"Kurosaki make yourself decent for gods sake."

He shielded his eyes hiding my exposed body.

"I don't care about if I'm only in underwear Rukia is in fucking labor."

Apparently he missed the moaning girl on the bed holding her stomach.

"Watch your mouth boy."

I hated when he called me boy even though I was twenty, but I let it slide.

"My girlfriend is in labor, your sister? Does any of this ring a bell?"

He was really pissing me off with his nonchalant voice.

"I'm not going to get soaked in fluid you helped create."

Son of a bitch, not even helping his sister when she's in labor. He must really despise my guts.

"Fine."

With time only to throw on flannels I realized that I had to change into my soul form anyway so their was no point in getting dressed , so I quickly changed myself and Rukia, then followed behind Byakuya who seemed somewhat nervous.

Six stressful hours later

"Congratulations Ichigo you are a proud father of a boy and a girl."

The captain of the fifth squad gave my children to me while I looked at their adorable faces one with black hair the other with orange. Jeez how did I know that would happen?

"What are their names?"

I asked the captain wondering if Rukia had already named them.

"The boy is Ichi, but you can decide on the girl Rukia told me"

I knew exactly what to name her too,

"Masaki"

She smiled then went to tell the name I had chosen to Rukia.

A/N: Well, I'm glad I got this chapter out of the way because this will be the only one where the babies will be actual babies. Next chapter will have them starting fifth grade. Oh and if you were wondering why Rukia had the babies at six months i came up wit ha logical explaination on that: Simple, The babies had so much spiritual energy which revives shinigami that it sped up the process. i will most likely have Urahara explain in the next chapter, but this is for all you people who will give me reviews asking if i know how long it takes for a baby to mature. And by the way the answer would be yes, since i had to sit through my mom's emotional out burst and weird eating habbits...it wasnt fun.