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Thanks for all the reviews!! Britt.Dan I would really like to do more pranks... if my pranks were good anyway! But I promise I'll try my best to think of some! Anywhome, i dont own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does, and on to the story!
Jasper and Emmett are in the toy aisle, surrounded by little kids
Emmett: Hey Jasper, look, its a Hannah Montana barbie!!
Jasper: Who cares! Look at all this Barney stuff!
Emmett: Bella said Barney was evil.
Jasper: Bella doesnt know much. I mean, she married Edward, didnt she?
Emmett: Haha! that was a good one Jasper!! Just hope that Edward didnt hear that... You would probably want to get hooked up with that witness protection thingy... Oh... Hi Edward... Whats up??
Edward: Hey guys. Jasper, Emmetts, right, you might want to call the witness protection people.
Japsers eyes bulge
Jasper: Uh huh!
The 3 guys finally notice all the kids staring at them
Emmett: Oh... Hey little people!
Little Girl: I'm NOT LITTLE!
Boys exchange looks
Emmett: Well you kind of are... I mean, I have to tilt my head down to see you...
Edward: I dont think it is a good idea to argue with them, Emmett.
little girl steps on Emmetts foot, or at least tries to
Little Girl: That didn't hurt??
Emmett: Nope,
Little Girl: It hurts when I step on my mommy's foot.
older boy pokes Emmett '
Older Boy: What are you, a rock?
Jasper: muttering almost...
Older Boy: Wha?
Edward: Nothing... Where are you parents??
Little Girl: Grocery shopping... Where are YOUR parents??
Jasper: Oh, who knows. Anyway. Do you like Barney??
Little Girl: Ew, no way! Barney is evil! I like Whinnie the Pooh!
Jasper looks aghast
Older Boy: How old are you, 20? And you like Barney?
Edward: mutters nope, he's waayyy older than that.
Older Boy: How old?
Emmett: ummm he's like... well geez Jasper, how old ARE you?
Jasper: 165
Older Boy: funny, you dont LOOK that old.
Edward: Cause he's not! sends evil eye to Emmett and Jasper
Older Boy: Oh-kay.
Rosalie comes running down the aisle screaming.
Rosalie: EDWARD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! I KNOW YOU MADE THAT CLERK KISS ME!!
Edward: Uh oh, well nice talking to you guys... gotta run now!!
Jasper: too bad she can't kill him...
Emmett: WAIT! WHAT DID EDWARD DO?
Yea... Well I really do want to do a prank, but have no idea what I would do. So maybe you could give me an idea... anywhome. Hope you liked that chapter... D