Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN! IF I DID, I WOULDN'T NEED TO WRITE A DISCLAIMER!!

Thanks for all the reviews!! Britt.Dan I would really like to do more pranks... if my pranks were good anyway! But I promise I'll try my best to think of some! Anywhome, i dont own Twilight, Stephenie Meyer does, and on to the story!

Jasper and Emmett are in the toy aisle, surrounded by little kids

Emmett: Hey Jasper, look, its a Hannah Montana barbie!!

Jasper: Who cares! Look at all this Barney stuff!

Emmett: Bella said Barney was evil.

Jasper: Bella doesnt know much. I mean, she married Edward, didnt she?

Emmett: Haha! that was a good one Jasper!! Just hope that Edward didnt hear that... You would probably want to get hooked up with that witness protection thingy... Oh... Hi Edward... Whats up??

Edward: Hey guys. Jasper, Emmetts, right, you might want to call the witness protection people.

Japsers eyes bulge

Jasper: Uh huh!

The 3 guys finally notice all the kids staring at them

Emmett: Oh... Hey little people!

Little Girl: I'm NOT LITTLE!

Boys exchange looks

Emmett: Well you kind of are... I mean, I have to tilt my head down to see you...

Edward: I dont think it is a good idea to argue with them, Emmett.

little girl steps on Emmetts foot, or at least tries to

Little Girl: That didn't hurt??

Emmett: Nope,

Little Girl: It hurts when I step on my mommy's foot.

older boy pokes Emmett '

Older Boy: What are you, a rock?

Jasper: muttering almost...

Older Boy: Wha?

Edward: Nothing... Where are you parents??

Little Girl: Grocery shopping... Where are YOUR parents??

Jasper: Oh, who knows. Anyway. Do you like Barney??

Little Girl: Ew, no way! Barney is evil! I like Whinnie the Pooh!

Jasper looks aghast

Older Boy: How old are you, 20? And you like Barney?

Edward: mutters nope, he's waayyy older than that.

Older Boy: How old?

Emmett: ummm he's like... well geez Jasper, how old ARE you?

Jasper: 165

Older Boy: funny, you dont LOOK that old.

Edward: Cause he's not! sends evil eye to Emmett and Jasper

Older Boy: Oh-kay.

Rosalie comes running down the aisle screaming.

Rosalie: EDWARD! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! I KNOW YOU MADE THAT CLERK KISS ME!!

Edward: Uh oh, well nice talking to you guys... gotta run now!!

Jasper: too bad she can't kill him...

Emmett: WAIT! WHAT DID EDWARD DO?

Yea... Well I really do want to do a prank, but have no idea what I would do. So maybe you could give me an idea... anywhome. Hope you liked that chapter... D