"Ah, Ulquiorra, I'm glad you have come." Said Aizen, sitting on his throne.

"What is it, Aizen-sama?" Said Ulquiorra.

"I have a very, VERY important mission for you." Said Aizen.

"Is it to destroy those worthless invaders who will eventually kill all of us espada off before the winter war arc even starts?" Said Ulquiorra.

"No. Even MORE important." Said Aizen. "You see, I've been running low on groceries."

"Groceries, sir?"

"Yes, Groceries. Hueco Mundo is so barren, there's nothing but sand and a moon. Seriously, don't you hollows EVER get in the mood to go get a bite to eat?"

"No," said Ulquiorra. "We have holes in our stomaches. Or in my case, neck."

"I see. Anyway, I want you, Grimmjow, Wonderwice, and Orihime to go to the real world to do some Grocery Shopping. I will lend you some gigais, so you will be seen."

"Is this a task really important enough to bring two espadas, a retarded guy and a wicked hot hostage chick?" Asked Ulquiorra.

"Yes. If I don't drink any herbal tea in a span of a week, I'll spaz out and have a mental breakdown, and it's already been 5 days." Responded Aizen, twitching slightly.

"What if Orihime refuses?" Said Ulquiorra.

"She should already know without telling her," Said Aizen, "That refusal to bring me groceries is punishable by a good SPANKING."

"I see." Said Ulquiorra Goddammit, I hope she refuses...

"That will be all, here's my list and some cash." Said Aizen, giving Ulqiorra the list of his Groceries and Ten Thousand Yen.

"Grimmjow." Said Ulquiorra as he walked into Grimmjow's room.

"What is it, asshole?" Said Grimmjow.

"I'll have you know, my hole happens to be on my neck." Said Ulquiorra "Aizen-sama has ordered us to go the real world for business."

"I don't wanna." Said Grimmjow. "There's no way-"

"Orihime's coming too-"

"I'M IN!"

"Wow! You're letting me free from this awful room? You're the best, Ulquiorra!" Said Orihime as she hugged Ulquiorra.

"Don't get the wrong idea." Said Ulquiorra, though he was secretly savoring every moment. "We're just going to do some Grocery Shopping, then come right back."

"Awww..." Said Orihime as she let go of Ulqiorra.

"But, um, if you want to refuse, that's okay too..." Started Ulquiorra.

"Wait, wouldn't refusing something like this result in a spanking?" Whispered Grimmjow.

"Exactly." Whispered Ulquiorra back.

"No, it's okay. Better than not seeing the real world at all!" Said Orihime cheerily.

"Damn," Said Ulquiorra under his breath. "Alright, time to get the last person."

"AaaaAAAAAaaaaa..." Mumbled Wonderwice, as Ulquiorra and co. walked into his room.

"What? You never said he'd be coming too!" Said Grimmjow.

"I never said he wouldn't, neither." Said Ulquiorra. "Alright, we've got everyone. Now we will make our descent onto the real world, in which we will shop for Aizen-sama's groceries..."