Chapter 1: Scammin' Season

Eddy walked into his room, anger in him. He had just failed another scam, and he was mad. "DARNIT, DOUBLE D!" he yelled, as Edd and Ed followed. "WHY DO WE ALWAYS FAIL!"

"Eddy, selling Kevin's personal belongings in the hour he was gone was bound to fail!" Edd yelled. "Not only would he find out, but he didn't kill us because we returned them!!"

"I HAD TO GIVE MY MONEY BACK!" Eddy yelled.

"They sold them back to us," Ed said profoundly. Edd and Eddy stared at him in amazement.

"Hey, Lumpy said something smart for once!" Eddy yelled in amazement. "I have an idea from this," he said, rubbing his hands together.

"What is it?" Edd asked in annoyance.

"Follow me boys," Eddy said happily, as he left his room.

"Once again, we are going on a strange wild adventure," Edd said, sighing as him and Ed left.

"BUTTERED TOAST!" Ed yelled happily, as he went following the other Eds…

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In the playground, Jonny was hanging between two tree branches by his head. "Do you need help, dude?" Nazz asked, seeing him. In two years, Nazz had physically matured, and was now more, erm, to put it blunt she was now fully developed on the outside. Her hair was longer now, and she wore it in two ponytails.

"No, Plank sent for help," Jonny said, and Nazz looked at Plank on the floor. "He'll be back soon I bet," Jonny said, swinging back and forth now. Jonny was still bald, and still hung out with Plank. Two years merely made him grow taller, and of course there isn't much to describe when boys grow into men on the outside, save for pimples which Johnny lacked due to a natural zit-rub his parents made.

"Ooooooo Kaaayyyyy," Nazz said in wonder. How can he just sit there waiting for Plank when someone's there already and able to help? She wondered, but she shrugged it off. After all, it was his choice, she didn't have any right to try to say anything other-wise about it, right? Well, at least she thought so, and continued on her way home. It was just after Cheer-practice at school, and she was headed home. The time was around six thirty, and no one expected an old enemy to return. An old enemy WAS about to return though.

"Hey, Nazz!" Kevin yelled from by his house. "Want to come to my house for dinner!?" Kevin was now also taller, and had a bit longer hair. He was into metal music, which was why he grew his hair out, and still wore his hat. Due to his friendship with Jonny he had little to no pimples as Jonny gave him the zit-rub.

"Sure!" Nazz yelled. "I'll call my mom real fast!" she yelled, running to Kevin's. Inside, she picked up the phone and dialed her house.

"Hello?" her mom's voice said from the phone.

"Hey, mom," Nazz said to the phone. "I'm going to have diner at Kevin's, OK?"

"OK," her mom's voice said happily. "Just be back before seven twenty," she added.

"Bye!" Nazz said enthusiastically. He mom said the same to her before the two hung up at the same time.

"What she say?" Kevin asked her as she hung up.

"She said I could have dinner, but I'll have to go home right away," Nazz said to Kevin.

"Cool," Kevin said, smiling.

"KEVIN! DINNER'S READY!" his father yelled.

"Well, dinner's ready," Kevin said to Nazz. "Lets see what it is," he said.

"OK," Nazz said, barely before Kevin's dad yelled.

"GET THE HELL IN HERE BOY!" his dad yelled, sounding angry. "YOUR MOTHER WORKED FOR TWENTY MINUTES GETTING YOU FOOD, AND YOUR GOING TO EAT IT!" he yelled in anger. The two teens (A whole year had passed since the end of the Ed, Edd, n Eddy series in chronology, making them fourteen now) ran into the kitchen, Kevin in fear, Nazz following him…

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"My Lord," Edd said, as him and Ed walked into a room of Eddy's. It was full of boxes and cases and other stuff. In the middle stood a tall closet with wood doors and a sealer like a safe's. "What is all this?"

"All my failed scams have been documented along with the reason of their failure," Eddy said, opening a drawer. "My mom said I was obsessed with the scams, but I didn't care," Eddy said, Edd noticed he was shaking.

"Over the last two years I noticed that it's always the same people," Eddy went on with his rant. "FIVE PEOPLE ALWAYS!" he yelled, turning around and yelling at Ed and Edd. "Johnny, Kevin, and the Kankers," he said in anger.

"Eddy, when did Johnny ruin a scam!?" Edd yelled, not remembering any time.

"He takes our money every month after scamming the other kids and returns it!" Eddy yelled, as Ed turned the closet's handle.

"SPIN IT!" he yelled, hitting it, sending it spinning. It clicked, and opened. Eddy turned around and saw it open.

"EEEEDDDDD!!!" he bellowed in anger, as it opened. He ran towards it, but before he reached it Ed saw its contents.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH SCAM'S OUTFIT, EDDY!?" Ed yelled, turning around. Eddy ran into Ed, and fell over.

"What indeed are you doing with what used to be Professor Scam's outfit?" Edd said, looking at the outfit. It was so much different than it was two years ago. The cape was black, and the shirt had a dollar sign. On the sleeves were two other dollar signs, and luckily instead of underwear for bottom-wear it had long boxers that had a tool belt around them. It had the monocle still, and a red eye-mask. The gloves were black, as were the socks.

"I've been using my brother's stuff to make it better, to prepare myself for Professor Scam's return," Eddy explained. "I said I'd return, and I will! I WILL RETURN LIKE A BEAN BURRITO!!"

"BURRITOS GIVE ME GAS!" Ed yelled happily, hugging his friends.

"Let Scammin' Season begin," Eddy said weakly as Ed hugged him tightly. "Ed, let go," he added remembering Ed was hugging the two.

"Sorry, Professor Scam," Ed said, letting go. He began to laugh.

"Now for your two's costumes," Eddy said, rubbing his hands together and opening a closet.

The old uniforms from two years ago were there, but they too were different. They had iron-on cent signs, and they had a single-piece jumpsuit. The shoes were webbed still, and they reached up to the jumpsuit's bottom. The gloves were also long, and there was a black eye-mask. The jumpsuit was black as well, and the cent-sign was on a bronze circle. It was on the middle of the jumpsuit. And on the gloves there were the same symbols. There were two of them, each appeared to be fitted for each Ed.

Oh, I forgot to describe the differences in two years, haven't I? Ed hasn't grown much. He has a head full of hair, and has more zits. Yet, that never stopped him for getting a girlfriend for a month before they broke up when she moved to Lemon Brooke.

Edd still wears his hat, mainly out of habit these days. He no longer fears losing it, but it's just so natural to him. He has a few zits now, and has more hair sticking out of his hat now. Even out the front of his hat.

Eddy has grown to the same height of Edd's, which is incredible for two years. He has three hairs still, but you can make out some more hair growing in. He has lost a few pimples after scamming Jonny for some zit-rub.

"Ed, I have a bad feeling about this," Edd said, as Eddy took the two uniforms out…

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Well, that's the first chapter. This will be written from Eddy's idea of what he's doing. In other words, the villain is the main character this time.