AN/ Hi guys!!! I hope you like it, its just weird. It popped into my head and I started cracking up and then wanted to get it out to you guys to see if you laughed too. This is just what she wrote.
Disclaimer:
V: Can I have the rights?
JP: No.
V: Pwwweeeeeaaaaassssseeee??
JP: NO! Here. Have a clicky pen instead.
V: Grabs pen. Squeal eeeeeeee!!! I shall call it Mango in honor of Fax!
If that doesn't make sense, ask me, because trust me I'm dying to tell you.
I'm not sure if this even HAS a Pov.
2/7/08
Hey guys, this is Max here. I'm sure your all wondering why I'm talking to you instead of Fang, well you see, I really really reeeeeaaaalllllllllyyyy like to annoy Fang, and I finally found a good reason to!
So I had Nudge figure out Fang's password for his blog. It's a very strange password, and I'm sure he's going to change it now that I know it, so I thought I might tell you what it is.
Fax. What the crap is that supposed to mean? (Wouldn't you like to know?)
Any who, then it got fun. And I mean REEEAAAALLLLYYYY fun. You see, Fang heard Nudge telling me what the password was and being all Fangish, (That's a word now, its added to my computer dictionary.) he stormed over and snatched the computer away. Then he proceeded to yell at me.
So then I had Nudge wrestle the computer away from him whilst I knocked him unconscious. He's currently tied up in the chair right next to me. Say hi fang.
Fang: Glares Death Glare.
Fine don't say hi.
And yes, it is now time to tell you what the true point of all this was.
None of you are getting my phone number. I am not interested. Got it? If you ask Fang one more time for it I will hunt you down and destroy you with a spoon. Yes. Death by spoons. And ask fang, it hurts. Plus you get all these embarrassing marks all over you.
Also, yes, Fang is single. But trust me, you would not be able to STAND him. Talking to him is like talking to a brick wall. Plus he really isn't that good a kisser. Believe me, I know. (Right now, I am laughing so hard I think I'm about to pee my pants! So I hope you are too!!)
Fang: Max! MAXIMUM RIDE YOU DELETE THAT RIGHT NOW!!
Oh be quiet Fang. I'm right and you know it.
Have a nice day.
MWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!!!
AN/ So, how did you like it? And yes, fang really was tied up right next to her. Not like what I do where I say he is but he isn't. That's silly. Fang is a fictional character! My mom made me say it. She thinks my obsession is unhealthy.
And maybe it is….
But I'm enjoying every minute of my insanity!!!!