A/N: Well, a lot of people (well…okay four now…but details, details) thought there should be more and I agreed, so…I have racked my brains for a sequel I guess. Now…All that's left to figure out is if I'm going to make this a small little epilogue or a multi-chapter sequel. Well, I'll see after this.
--NarutoKyuu


Title: Why Not a Foon?
Chapter: One
Summary: Everyone knows long distance relationships suck. Yuki is no exception. Kyo pays a visit. Will Yuki and Kyo be able to pick it up where they left off? And the others? (Sequel to Spork)
Pairings: KyoYuki
Rating: Teen
Genre: Humor/Romance
Warnings: shonen-ai, maybe a case of OOCness
Disclaimer: As stated, I do not own Fruits Basket.


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"Hey, Yuki, come on!" Shigure loudly paraded into Yuki's room. He was just a centimeter away from slamming the door against the wall. Yuki answered with a grunt and buried himself under the covers and placed the pillow over his head to block the obnoxious noise that was Shigure. "Since school's gotten out, you've been sleeping literally twelve hours a day!"

Yuki groaned and murmured, "That's what breaks are for. Catching up on sleep."

"Okay, have it your way. I just thought you'd like to get up a little earlier for a change." Shigure turned and left. If he had been more awake, he probably would have noticed the strange tone Shigure had. Too bad he wasn't.

It had been a few months since Kyo had left, and school was over. It had been over for a week and Yuki had recently come to the conclusion that having a long distance relationship sucked to no end. It seemed strange that it had taken him some odd months to come to realize that, but once he thought about it, it was probably because of the lack of school work to take up his time. And now he was wasting half of his days in his bed.

Some hours later, Yuki turned over and threw the blanket off of him. He groggily opened his eyes and stared at the ceiling. This was about the time of day his body simply refused to go back to sleep. No matter how hard he tried, he had too much energy to go back under the covers and sleep. And it was about this time that he actually wanted to get out of bed. If only for a second. It did get uncomfortably hot under the blankets.

"Still not a morning person, huh?" Yuki turned his head slowly to the side. A very familiar person was standing, back facing him. Kyo was moving from book to book in the tall shelf, sometimes pulling one out to look at it. He stuck a book back in and turned around wearing a smirk.

Yuki rolled over, stopping himself just in time from falling off the bed and meeting the floor. He sat up on the bed and tilted his head ever so slightly to the side, making the ghost of a smile. He vaguely registered that his mind wasn't all there. Oh well. "When did you get back?"

Kyo shrugged. "A few hours ago I guess." Oh. So that's why Shigure came to wake him up. "So what've you been eating?"

Yuki replied with his own shrug. "We got by."

"Of course," Kyo replied sarcastically. He sat on the bed next to Yuki. "So…what's been going on?"

"Oh…nothing much. There's actually some peace around here," Yuki added in, just for fun.

Kyo cocked an eyebrow. "So…it's been boring?"

"No, it's been quiet. There's a difference," Yuki clarified.

"Quiet, boring, same difference," he replied in a dismissive tone.

"There's a difference between those as well."

"Whatever. But you missed me." It sure didn't sound like a question.

"What if I said no?" Yuki asked as he got up to make his way out of his room.

"I'd feel really sad and would have to leave. Then you could either make everyone hate you for making me leave or live with the guilt of not telling them I was ever here." Kyo answered without hesitation. It was like he had planned this all out.

"I can live with that," Yuki replied, going into the hallway. He was already keeping something from Kyo; he could keep something from the others.

Kyo huffed and followed Yuki out the door. He caught up to Yuki as they were walking down the stairs. "You know…" he started then drifted off.

"Yeah?" Yuki turned his head to look at Kyo.

"It's just…really awkward…you know? I mean, sure, we've kept in contact, and I'm really glad to be visiting, but…we haven't seen each other for a while…and it's…it just feels…weird." Kyo was muttering.

They stopped at the base of the stairs. "I guess I can say I understand what you mean."

"Man, I didn't think it'd be this hard." Kyo was mumbling to himself, not really intending for Yuki to hear. "With how we were still talking, it really felt like we were together. Didn't think this would change anything much…"

"Do you always talk to yourself? Or should I record this moment?"

Kyo looked at Yuki in shock and a brilliant flush crossed his cheeks. Before he could go on a rant of incoherent, sputtered words, he was shoved forward. By reflex, his hands shot out and caught himself against the wall. Kyo slowly opened his eyes that he was unaware he had closed in the first place, and found himself staring into dark, clear, amethyst depths. Oh damn. The whole of Kyo's face went red and Yuki's face took on a faint blush.

Kyo turned his head slowly to the left, looking up the stairs. There was Shigure trying to make a nice, safe, quiet getaway. Yuki followed the other's line of sight and just caught Shigure as he rounded the corner. Kyo removed his hands from the wall and bolted up the stairs, Yuki right behind him.

"Shigure!!!"

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Kyo sat on the floor, back to the bed, facing the wall. He was currently throwing a small ball at the wall, creating a rhythmic thumping as the ball hit the floor, the wall, and then the floor repeatedly. Yuki was lying on his stomach on the bed, reading. It was quiet (not counting the bouncing ball), and there was a peaceful air in the room. Or, as Kyo would say, it had an air of boredom, which isn't too short from the actual truth.

"Hey, hand me the phone?" Kyo asked.

Yuki reached back and grabbed the phone off of the nightstand and tossed it to Kyo; all the while keeping his eyes glued on the pages in his book. "Why?"

Kyo caught the phone right before it clocked him on the head. "You need to get out," he replied, quickly dialing the number. That caught Yuki's attention. He looked up from the book in confusion.

"What does that have to do with the phone?" he asked slowly.

"You'll find out." Kyo answered, waiting for the person on the other side of the line to pick up. Yuki slightly rolled his eyes and returned his attention back to his book…with no intention of paying attention to the words on the pages at all.

"Hey, Tohru!" Kyo spoke into the phone. "How can you mistake me for Yuki? I feel hurt. Oh, I got here sometime in the morning. No, I don't really know the time. Best guess? Around seven. Wait…who's that? Haru?! What's he–oh hey, Haru! Wh-What? No! How did you–I was…?" By the end his voice had lowered and there was a slight blush on his cheeks. This was the downside to listening to only one side of a conversation; you would most likely never know what went on the other side of the line. Yuki gave up on pretending to read around this time. It wasn't like Kyo was paying attention anyways. "Oh fine." Kyo shove the phone into Yuki's face. "Apparently he doesn't believe me."

Yuki, confused like crazy, took the phone and held it up to his ear. "Um…Hello?"

"Hey, Yuki." Haru was on the other side.

"So…Did you need to ask something? From what Kyo said it sounded like you did."

"Oh, right. So…did you and Kyo get to do anything?"

"What are you trying to hint at?" Yuki asked, getting suspicious very quickly.

"Nothing that you won't know about."

Yuki glanced at Kyo, trying to converse on telepathic levels. Looked like Kyo didn't know ESP. He gave up on the attempt and returned his attention to the phone just in time to tune into the last bits of what seemed to be a long sentence. "–you guys go?"

"Can you say that again?"

"You weren't listening? Man, it's worse than I thought," Haru teased.

"…What?" Yuki was a bit blank.

"Oh never mind. We were going to the mall tomorrow. I was asking if you guys could go."

"Whatever he asked, you're not doing anything worthwhile here so sure," Kyo butt in.

Okay, maybe Kyo did have some psychic abilities. Yuki sent Kyo a glare and answered Haru with a "sure."

"So where are we going?" he asked as soon as Yuki put the phone back into its cradle.

"The mall, around noon, thanks to you."

"Hey, you need to learn how to wake up earlier than noon," Kyo replied.

Yuki didn't reply. He chose to calmly place himself back onto his bed and to start reading the book once more.

"Denial's bad for you, just saying," Kyo threw in, deciding to turn the computer on.

Yuki was a millimeter away from deciding to chuck the book at his head for that comment. But of course Yuki had more self-control than that.

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A/N: Okay, this guy's a little short. I was trying to get it out yesterday, for the first day of Chinese New Year's, but as you can see, that didn't happen. Well, tell me what you think. And tell me if you think that this should be multi-chapter. It's really up to you guys.
Happy Chinese New Year's you guys! Year of the Rat! –hugs Yuki–
--NarutoKyuu