Disclaimer: in no way shape or form do i own ouran highschool hostclub, arrrg you made me cry admitting that.

The Lightening Sky

He always watched her like this. From the shadows. The sunlight glimmered through her hair, a halo of golden light. That's it, she was his saint, his goddess! Why did she have to lower herself by spending time with those fools when she could be by his side. A queen of darkness!

His reverie was shattered by Tamaki's petulant cry, "Father wants Haruhi to wear girl's clothing! Father wants Haruhi to wear something...something like...THIS!" he yelled brandishing a rather obviously photo-shopped image of her wearing a dress like a meringue, and cat ears. Nekozawa cringed in disgust at the object of his desire looking remotely like anything Hunni would want to eat. As for this whole " Haruhi I am your Father" syndrome, he honestly wasn't quite sure what to make of it. He couldn't hate Tamaki, especially since he'd reunited him with Kirimi and bothered to take an interest in fortune telling (even if he was still terrified of dear sweet Beelzenef ). However it was obvious that he didn't deserve her, he was loud, narcissistic, and despite his good intentions he was THE most annoying person Nekozawa had ever met. No, the main problem wasn't Tamaki, he was to idiotic to realise his own feelings for her let alone act on them. It was how to get her away from those hosts and on her own.

Nekozawa paced back and forth in his crypt...errrr bedroom, contemplating this conundrum. None of this would have bothered him a few months ago, back when he still thought she was a boy. Alright, admittedly at that stage he had felt waaaaay too attracted to her and was losing sleep over the "I don't want to be a gay magician who likes puppets, it's just too wierd" issue. It came as a huge relief to him when, whilst staying at his family's holiday home, her true gender was revealed. At that time he had also discovered...wait a minute...

Please imagine a large and overly yellow light bulb appearing above his head with a small "ping" at this moment.

Author note thing: Errrm sorry if this chapters a bit short, first ever fanfic and all that. Oh I'm also sorry if I've been mean to Tamaki, I love him really! Please review, constuctive criticism is fine but don't hate me to much, PLEEEEASE!