Disclaimer: I love Twilight but loving does not equal owning unfortunately so therefore none of these characters present or referenced to belong to me, only the nicknames. They belong to Stephenie Meyer.
Okay, it's been too long and therefore I suck big time but I stayed up way late finishing this chapter so please reward my efforts with some reviews because I still love and care for you all that is why I am still here. I also have the nevt few chapters planned so if I don't procrastinate like the champ that I am I will write more within the next few days look for me and review please!
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Emmettrocks33- aww! Thanks I did come up with them all by myself. Thanks for reviewing!
-xox-englishtwilightfan-xox- well I really do appreciate your enthusiasm. Sadly not everyone did voice their wish to read the bella/alice note but no fear I listened to you and others like you. This next chapter is that other note that alice and bella wrote. I'm sorry it took me so long to update things have been so crazy!!!
Mountain Mist- Well thank you! That's great! Oh I understand about the brainstorming thing, I have so many ideas for stories but sadly so few actually get written. I'm sorry it took me so long but I hope you review more.
Nefer93- That's great, I'm glad you do. Thank you.
Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star- Yay! Because you know I hope that it turns out funny. I'm really happy that you liked it. I am soooooo sorry that I took forever to update I had the craziest schedule and my life was nuts. Sorry! Please keep reviewing though!
Writing Fairy- I loved your review. I really did. I was a little nervous when I first started reading it because I had never meant to make a sham or a mockery of twilight and I didn't want anyone to take it that way but then you said you liked it and my worries went away and I got real happy. And we must be on the same wavelength or something because those were some of the ideas I had written out for future chapters. They are really good. And thanks for being so understanding about my lack of updates too. You rock. Please review ore because I liked your review a lot. It was very very nice. Just what an author wants to read.
Musicllv- aww, I'm sorry. I just didn't think they could keep being unnoticed by the teacher if Rosalie got really mad and ticked off. The story just works better if they for the most part accept their nicknames. Thank you so much for your review and I hope you review this one too!
Chichistar- well I am so glad you think so! One note between Tink and Belly coming right up, for that is what this note is.
Words-To-Choke-Upon- Thank you so much! I worked real hard on them. Yes yes indeed.
Bam218- why thanks! Hee hee. Yeah, that was one of my theories for Bella's lack of enthusiasm for shopping. Okey doke, here you go. This chapter is that note. Hope you like it! Please review!
He will ALWAYS have my Heart- Your wish is my command, this chapter is the note the girls were passing last chapter, sorry it took me so long.
Moniee- Yeah, I know exactly what you mean, it drives me up the wall too. Thanks. I know my Belly is a little more hyper and girly but I don't go overboard like some other stories out there. Thanks so much for your review it made me laugh actually. Oh and don't worry this chapter is actually the Tink and Belly note, so have no fear. I hope you review.
Delilah Lovett- Awww! Thank you! Well here you go this chapter is the Belly/ Tink note due to popular demand. Oh and I got something up my sleeve that I really hope people will like…
Dellicantica- Thank you for reviewing! Please review again this time!
Brattyteenagewerewolf- oh I am so sorry it's taken me so long things were so horribly crazy and busy lately, (I'll write more details at the bottom) and have had not time or ideas to work on this. But I am back with the Tink and Belly note! I am so sorry it took me forever and a half!
Psychosocial- Wow, I was gonna write a note with Jacob and bella but I never thought to bring in the other wolves. That's a great idea. I'll be sure to do that later. You DO have mad skittles! That's amazing! Thanks!
Okay, sorry I took so long with those but I had to thank my people. Again I am so sorry it took me infinity and beyond to update but my life was really wonky and I'll tell you more about it at the bottom but for now I am back with more ideas! I come with the note between Alice (Tink) and Bella (Belly) that was so highly demanded in the reviews. Now, enough of me, enjoy!
Alice: Okay Belly, I have decided that we can not possibly decide what to name her if she's right there, stealing the note from us.
Bella: So you decided to start one just for us?
Alice: Yes, I have.
Bella: That's genius Tink! Especially if the guys keep stealing that other one.
Alice: Hence I started one just for us.
Bella: You are such a smart little vampire.
Alice: Well you are a smart human.
Bella: Touché. So, did you have any ideas for her name, Smarty?
Alice: No, not many. I hope you would. You did, after all come up with most of the nicknames.
Bella: I did? Yeah, I guess so. I just never thought about that…
Alice: Well you did so take some pride. Now all we need is one more…
Bella: Okay, I'll take a little pride…just a little.
Alice:…
Bella: Are you trying to see what we're going to nickname Rosalie?
Alice: Um…no!
Bella: Alice…
Alice: Fine, fine! I was. You happy?
Bella: No, I thought we agreed we wouldn't cheat with the nicknames, that we would come up with them all ourselves.
Alice: I know. I'm sorry Belly, I just really can't figure this one out.
Bella: Aw, It's okay, I understand. This one is really stumping me too.
Alice: Well how did the other ones come to you?
Bella: Honestly, I wasn't really concentrating at all. I was just writing and talking to you guys and then my mind just came up with it on its own.
Alice: Well then let's just talk about something else and maybe it'll come to you.
Bella: Oh good idea, Tink. So, what shall we write about?
Alice: Um…You coming over tonight?
Bella: Can't. Remember? I've got that werewolf meeting with Jake tonight out on the cliffs.
Alice: Shoot. Okay, new topic…hmm…oooo! I got it! I need your dress size.
Bella: How exactly did you get from werewolf meeting to dress sizes that quickly and haven't you already gotten your hands on it already?
Alice: It's a gift. And actually, I haven't. Eddy made me promise to not snoop or disrespect your privacy and all that. He said I had to just ask you.
Bella: Well that's because he loves me.
Alice: I know, it can be annoying sometimes.
Bella: Alice!
Alice: Kidding, just kidding.
Bella: Good, what do you need it for exactly?
Alice: Oh just a little something…
Bella: Nothing with you is ever just a little thing, Tink. What is it?
Alice: Fine, if you must, this is the first time that Caspy and I are getting are wedding vows renewed. And it will be small thank you very much, I want things just the way my man does. But you my dear clumsy Belly will be my Maid of Honor like it or not, you understand?
Bella: Of course I do! Oh Alice that is so wonderful! I would be honored to be your Maid of Honor! As soon as class is over we are so hugging!
Alice: Of course! Thanks Belly!
Bella: Oh that is just so sweet, I just didn't think Caspy was into that sort of thing.
Alice: He normally isn't but we just felt that now the time was right, the ceremony's in a month.
Bella: Man, that is still just so great.
Alice: Thanks.
Emmett: So, how's that name coming?
Bella: Smokey! What have we told you about stealing our note?!
Alice: We still haven't come up with one, thank you very much.
Emmett: Yes, I can see, unless Rose's nickname is 'clumsy Belly will be my Maid of Honor'. And I personally think that that is just a mouthful and defeats the purpose of a nickname.
Bella: Nice Smokey, real nice.
Emmett: Sorry, Belly I'm just looking out for my girl, she's getting a little worried.
Bella: Rosalie, getting worried?
Emmett: Yeah, she's got a lot of pride you know. I'm just checking in over here making sure that this name of yours is good enough for Rose.
Alice: It will be, Smokey. We promise.
Emmett: You will? Because, I know that she can be a little rough sometimes but she's more than that. She's actually really strong but sweet.
Alice: And of course we all know she's unbelievably gorgeous.
Emmett: Yeah, we all know that but she's more than that too.
Bella: That's it! I've got it!
Alice: You've got it?
Emmett: Got what? Rose's nickname?
Alice: No, the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes, you dummy. Of course she's talkin' about the nickname.
Emmett: How was I supposed to know? She just wrote 'I've got it!'
Bella: Guys, do you want to continue to debate about what I meant or do you want to hear the nickname I came up with?
Alice: I know I'm just the family fortuneteller but I'm gonna go with the nickname Belly, what do you say Big Muscle?
Emmett: That's Smokey to you, and I'm gonna say the nickname too.
Bella: Good vampires. Okay, here goes, I can always try to come up with a new one but this is what I came up with: Barbie. So…do you like it?
Alice: Oh Belly, it's just right! I love it! I really do! Another perfect fit! And Smokey? What do you have to say?
Emmett: Oh I like it. Definitely. I don't know how you do it Belly but you have a nicknaming gift. I don't know about Rosalie but you have my vote and that will probably help but I think she'll love it. Good job.
Bella: Awww. Thanks Smokey. That's unusually sweet of you.
Emmett: Yeah, well don't get used to it. So do you think we can go back over to the other note now?
Alice: Yeah, I guess so. Our work here is done. Another good job Belly. Okay, lets go.
Belly: Okay. Let's.
Emmett: I can't wait to see what Rose says. I bet she likes it.
Okay, a little weird. I know but it was a note within a note so I just had to go with it. I really hope you like it.
Please please review because next chapter has Jacob!
Okay to explain why I was gone so long, I was not only working on my own novel but my computer is constantly in state of being a piece of crap and the internet goes out multiple times a day. Along with that I had 9 tutoring sessions a week for school and the SAT and 3 over two hour long practices well which I still have and along with that I had the normal living family stuff and drivers training too so I have been so crammed that I haven't been able to write on my novel for a while either. It's a mess and I am so sorry. But its summer and I will try my best to write more. But review if you want to encourage me. Please.
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