Misty: And you somehow decided to torture us more?

Kat: Can't let the readers down. They love torture.

Misty: (Mutters)

Kat: Um.. okay.. Don't own Pokemon, and never will. Sadley.

Misty: (Snorts)

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"MEOWWWWWTH! Dat hurt!" Meowth rubbed his bottom as he slowly stood up, standing on the roof of the elevator. "I don't see it."

"Well, keep looking!" Misty commanded, being sure to sound threatning to Meowth. It was working.

"But-"

"DON'T MAKE US COME UP THERE!" Misty and Jessie growled in unison, causing Meowth to fall backwards, in fright and shock. He scurried over to the other side of the roof, still not seeing anything.

"Yeah, it's not up here." Meowth restated, whimpering slightly. "What do I do now?"

"You go down there and find it." Jessie yelled as Meowth sweatdropped. "Or I'll help the redheaded Twerpette up there, so she can throw you down there. Your choice."

"I have a name, you know." Misty muttered as Meowth dived into the blackness below him, deciding that Misty was more threatning then death. (A/N: I don't blame him.)

"Yes, I know." Jessie stated, very matter-of-factly. "I just don't see the need to use it. You'll always be Twerpette 1 to me."

"Or Twerp 1's girlfriend." James grinned as Misty hit him in the face with her mallet. "...Never mind..."

Ash was still oblivous as ever, and had no clue what they were talking about. "Wait, are we doing math?"

Everyone face-faulted.

"No Ash," Ash looked confused, as Dawn slapped her forehead. "Actually, just forget it. I'm not going to take the time to explain it to you."

"It'd take a few hours or so." Brock scratched his head.

"Or days." Gary corrected. Ash sent him a look. "It's the truth!"

"As much as I enjoy picking on Ash, we really should do something productive." May planted her hands on her hips.

"Like what? What's left that's productive to do?!" Kenny spluttered. "We're stuck in a elevator, May. We can't just scream for help."

"Watch me." May grinned, and then took a deap breath. Misty cupped her hand over May's mouth, before she could scream.

"Let's not and say we did." Misty mused, before turning to Drew. "You keep a eye on her, okay?"

Drew merely flipped his hair. Misty rolled her eyes and shoved the brunette into him. "OW! Oh, Drew." May trailed off. May struggled to start the conversation, because she really didn't know what to say.

"It was nothing." Drew flipped his hair again, a smug grin pasted across his lips. May flushed.

"What do you mean, 'it was nothing'?!" May flailed her arms. "You kissed me!"

"Nothing." Drew repeated. "Gary was going to flirt with you, I was helping you. You can thank me, now."

"I'm not going to thank you!" May blushed harded, although some of it was from anger.

"'Thank you, Drew'. That's a good way to start." Drew insisted, flipping his hair again. May was now very, very agitated.

"Why you!" She yelped, before lunging at him. "How dare you play with my emotions!"

Drew side-stepped, causing May to dive, face-first, into the floor. She let out a small moan, before crawling to her butt, and hopping to her feet, ready to do it again. Before she could try and tackle Drew again, Brock grabbed her and held her back. May bit his wrist.

"She bit me!" Brock yelped. "You better not have rabies!"

"LEMME AT HIM!" May screached, causing everyone to turn and stare at the brunette. "NOW!"

"Now, May." Drew flipped his hair. "I know you enjoyed kissing me, but let's not do anything rash."

That was it for May. For once in her life, she pulled a Misty. She kicked Brock in the knee, causing him to fall over, and kicked Drew. In his bad spot. Hard.

Drew groaned and fell over. May panted, grinning like a maniac, before being pulled back by Dawn and Misty. Dawn was scoling her, while as Misty was congratulating her. "Nice shot May, nice and hard, too! He won't mess with you again!"

"Misty!" Dawn scolded

"What? He had it coming." The redhead laughed, and let go of May's arm, high-fiving her.

Dawn sighed. "Thank's for the assistance, Misty"

Ash helped Drew up. "You okay? 'Cause I know how it feels, Misty isn't exactly kind."

"I HEARD THAT!"

Misty walked over and kicked him too, in the same spot Drew was kicked. Both Drew and Ash tobbled to the floor. Kenny started to get nervous. Dawn had a sweet smile as she walked over to him. "Don't worry, I'm not going to hurt you."

Kenny breathed. "Oh, thank god."

Dawn turned to Paul. "You, however." She kicked Paul in that spot. "STOP BEING A JERK!"

Paul fell over with a thud.

"You're right, Misty, it is fun." Dawn walked over to the other girls.

Misty grinned wickedly. "One of the many advantages of being a girl." She high-fived the other two girls. Kenny was doing a happy dance in the corner, because he wasn't kicked.

The groop then decided to split up into their own small groups. May and Dawn talked about Coordinating, as did Drew and Kenny. Ash and Brock discussed Gym Battles. Paul was being anti-social, so Gary joined Ash and Brock. Jessie and Misty were exchanging tips on what to do if Meowth came back empty handed. James was sitting in the corner, in the fetal position, muttering 'Find my happy place'.

Some rumbling was heard. Everyone, besides James, shot up in exitement. The elevator slowly started to move up..

"It's back!" May started to bounce exitedly, as well as Dawn. "We're saved!"

"But what about Max?" Misty inquired.

"And Pikachu!" Ash yelped.

Silence.

"And Staravia." Everyone but Ash snapped at him.

"Oh yeah." Ash grinned sheepishly.

Suddenly, the elevator shot down, like something out of a amusement park. Misty screamed and latched herself onto Ash. May grabbed Drew's hand, pulling them both to the floor for safety. Dawn lept into Kenny's arms. Brock grabbed the back railing. Gary and Paul both fell on their butts. Jessie and James hit the roof.

They hit bottom, and it stopped. Jessie and James fell back to the floor, groaning.

"Is this someone's idea of a sick joke?" Misty squeaked.

"If so, I'm not laughing!" May snapped.

Kenny was being crushed under Dawn's weight. She may look small, but she was heavy. Kenny fell over. "Owww..."

"Oops, sorry, Kenny." Dawn stood up.

"No..problem..Dee..deee.."

Dawn grew red and stepped on his hand. "Stop calling me Dee-dee!"

"Dee-dee. Dee-dee. Dee-dee." Kenny taunted. Dawn started to throw her arms around, having a temper tantrum.

"Stop flirting, Kenny, and pay attention." Misty commanded. Kenny turned a bright pink, glaring at Misty. She shrugged it off. "Anyone have any idea how much longer we're going to be in this death trap."

"We're not psycic, Twerpette 1." Jessie replied, boredly.

"MY NAME IS MISTY!!" Misty screamed at Jessie, going in for a strike with her infamous mallet-of-doom. Jessie countered with her own mallet. Soon, it was another all-out-war.

"Is it just me, or are all red-heads violent?" Ash blinked.

Suddenly, the authoress was there. "HEY! I'm a red head, and I'm not violent!"

Kat punted Ash across the room.

(Um, okay, forget about that..)

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Yeah.. that ending was kinda pointless. Sorry for the wait, it's typed on my dad's laptop, and I haven't been able to use it in a while, but now that I'm sick, and pretty much imobilized onto the couch, I have plenty of time. R&R!