May: gives all her fans a cookie What? I'm feeling nice today.

Previously:

"You hurt him?!" Kyuubi roared, glaring at his spy hatefully.

"Of course not, milord." The spy replied quietly, a dark cloak covering his face. "However, that half-breed states that he has already claimed Naruto for his own." The spy waited a moment before glancing up at Kyuubi "Milord? Doesn't that infuriate you? I was under the suspicion that you wanted your Dearest One for a mate."

"Your suspicions are wrong, spy." Kyuubi snapped back, turning to leave. "Though this news does infuriate me on a different level other than jealousy, bring both my Dearest One and this Halfling you all seem so interested in, to me. Alive and well. Use any methods."

The spy bowed it's hooded head before standing "Of course, milord." The cloaked figure disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

Kyuubi glanced behind him before slipping away in a side passage next to his throne.

He walked into a grand chamber, it's walls decorated by beautiful white orchids that wound their way through the stone walls mercilessly. He made his way through the silver knee-high grass, dotted with patches of pale pastels of colored flowers, to a large bed in the center of the room, the bed itself was a giant blue flower, whose buds were priceless for their rarity and beauty when they bloomed, a blanket of white furs was bundled up on the flower. A mess of blonde hair peaking out of it.

Kyuubi slid gracefully onto the flower, crawling over to the blanket, pulling back the cover to see his mate. Spiky blonde hair that seemed somehow dimmed framed a gorgeous face that held empty blue eyes with tear streaks running down from them. The blonde man's arms held the soft fur blanket close to his body, the only cover he used to hide his naked form.

Kyuubi watched as, slowly, Minato's eyes met his. He saw the flicker of hope and the small smile.

"My baby..?" Minato's hands left the blanket to weakly grip Kyuubi's shirt "Did you bring him, Kyuubi?" Minato asked, hope lifting his voice as he looked beyond Kyuubi at his room, searching for his child.

Kyuubi stroked Minato's hair back gently, kissing his forehead. "Not today, love." He felt his heart tear as the small smile fell from Minato's face, fresh tears welling up in his mate's eyes "But I know where he is, my men will bring him here, and we'll all be together again…" Kyuubi hugged Minato tightly "Our child, our Dearest One, will come home soon, I promise…" he held his mate as the blonde cried. "I promise…no one will stop you from being happy…I promise…"

"Sasuke! Knock it off!" Naruto whined as the Uchiha's arms wrapped around his waist, the half-demon opting to press their bodies closer together.

"Why? We always bathe together…" Sasuke purred, fingers traveling down to Naruto's toweled waist. Naruto squeaked when what could definitely identified as the brunnette's tail brushed against his inner thigh.

"Kyah! Don't! Let me take a bath alone!" Naruto sweatdropped when Sasuke used his weight and height advantage to muscle him towards the tub filled with warm water. "Hey! Sasuke!" he whined, squirming around, eeping when Sasuke tugged both their towels off.

"Why the sudden shyness..?" Sasuke purred, tail curling around Naruto's body protectively. His grin grew when Naruto shivered, a small sound making it's way through his clenched lips. "Such a cute sound…" he purred, pressing Naruto forward until the blonde sighed, climbing into the tub, letting Sasuke climb in behind him and pull him down into the warm water.

"Don't have sex with me in the tub this time." Naruto warned, turning his head to glare at Sasuke who smirked, kissing the tip of his nose.

"That's what you said last time, and the time before that, and that." Sasuke chuckled at the look Naruto gave him. "Alright, but clean your body nice and good." He smirked, running a wet hand up Naruto's chest, causing the blonde to squirm around cutely.

"Sasuke!"

Said Uchiha sighed "Fine." He huffed, pouting slightly, leaning back and watching as the blonde began to clean himself up.

'But still…' he thought, as examined his mate 'Naruto's mine…no one, not even Kyuubi, will steal him away. He mine. Mine!' Sasuke blinked, snapping out of his daze when Naruto poked his in the chest "Can I help you?" he asked.

"Wash my back!" Naruto demanded, turning around to face the other way. Sasuke sighed, taking the scrubby and washing the blondes back in gentle, circular movements.

"Kyuubi!" Minato whined, dressed in a light blue kimono made out of the finest silks, a white fur obi around his waist. He tried to pull away as Kyuubi wrapped an arm around him, tugging him down a corridor. "Why am I doing this!? I wanna go back to my room!" he whined.

"Hush." Kyuubi ordered, leading his mate along. "Don't you want to see what your son looks like?" he asked, glancing over at Minato to see the man's eyes light up in joy.

"Really!? Oh, oh! We're going to see Jiraiya? Wait…I'm gonna kill him!" Minato snapped out suddenly. Kyuubi raised a brow.

"What? Just because he dragged you here into my loving arms?"

"No, he's the one who left my baby in his ex-girlfriend's possession." Minato growled, plotting torture methods.

Kyuubi sighed "Well, we were a war with that bitch, Shuukaku, ya know. And Naruto's been nice and safe under the protection of a half-breed." He added on as a second thought.

"Half- what?! But, he'd, like, totally kill him!" Minato shrieked, turning to grab Kyuubi by the collar. "Go get my baby, now!" he cried, shaking Kyuubi non-too-gently.

Kyuubi sweatdropped, grabbing Minato's hands to stop him "I can't, remember? Those stupid humans' one accomplishment was to make sure that the doorway between our world and theirs was sealed closed." He explained.

"But other demon's can get through!"

"But I, the almighty Kyuubi, cannot, hence the reason I've been sending others in my place…" Kyuubi sweatdropped when Minato glared at him determinedly.

"Then I'll go!" Minato eeped when Kyuubi shoved him against the nearest wall.

"NO!" Kyuubi growled sharply, fur bristling. Minato shrank back slightly "I've already lost my son, I'm not losing you." He snapped, pressing his body against Minato's trapped one. He buried his face into a stuttering Minato's neck, inhaling the scent of his lovely mate. "No…" he repeated softly, leaning back to stare into Minato's gentle eyes.

Minato sighed "Alright…" he muttered "At least let me see him…" he added grudgingly, slipping out of Kyuubi's arms and stomping down the hallway. "Jiraiya-sensei!" he screeched when he saw the man waiting for them.

Jiraiya sweatdropped "Ah, hey, Mina-kun…" he laughed awkwardly, eeping when Minato grabbed a handful of his shirt in his fist.

"Bastard..!"

"Mina-koi…" Kyuubi purred gently, managing to pry off Minato's hands from a choking Jiraiya.

Jiraiya choked a few times before managing to wheeze "Well, come on." He entered a dark room with a large, circular mirror set into the ground, ancient writing written into the ground around it.

Minato glanced around the room in surprise. "Isn't this..?"

"The room where you were given the ability to bear my children…" Kyuubi stated proudly, arms circling Minato's waist, rubbing the flat stomach.

"Save it for the bed…" Jiraiya muttered, waving his hands over the mirror before bending down and giving it a quick polish with his sleeve "Okay, let's go…" he stated, straightening up and looking over to Kyuubi expectantly.

"Uhuh…" Kyuubi replied, arms releasing their hold on Minato. He walked over to the edge of the mirror before kneeling down and pressing his palms against the surface.

Minato stared as a ripple ran across the mirror, before the reflection was filled to the brim with Kyuubi's warm, powerful chakra. The brim soon leaked and Minato sighed when Kyuubi's chakra caressed him in gentle waves, his eyes sliding closed.

"Open your eyes, love." Kyuubi smirked, glancing over at Minato, who blushed. "See?"

Minato stepped forward, behind Kyuubi. He peered into the looking glass and cried out in delight.

What could only be described as a miniature version of him was twirling around merrily in what appeared to be a bedroom. His eyes widened in shock when another person, or demon, walked into view. The brunette took his son's face into his hands and kissed him non-too-gently, muscling him onto the bed.

Kyuubi and Jiraiya glanced over at Minato, who was gaping at the mirror in shock. Slowly, very, very slowly, Minato closed his mouth and inhaled deeply.

"…Mina-koi…?" Kyuubi tentatively asked, bracing for impact.

"I'M GOING TO KILL THAT LITTLE HALF-TWIT!!"

Sasuke purred deeply, rubbing his naked body against Naruto, making sure to coat the blonde in his scent. Naruto moaned shrilly when Sasuke bit down on his neck.

"Achoo!" Sasuke sneezed. Naruto sweatdropped.

"Are you okay?" he asked, the question being unanswered as Sasuke proceeded to rub against him again.

"…I think someone else has a death wish on me…"

May: lolz, Death wish is right!

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