Vampires

Based on the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer and the song Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. I don't own either of them, but if I did we'd have slumber parties every night!

A/N: Ok, a few things. First of all, the word 'vampire' is very convenient, because it can be used as a two syllable word or a three syllable word. In this one, it's three syllables. Just so you know. (Because otherwise it won't fit!) Next, this one isn't from anyone in particular's point of view, just someone at Forks High, maybe Jessica-ish? Or me, if I went to Forks, because I would totally have the hots for Edward, and I'd be smart enough to know what he was (because I say so!)...anyway... This song is one of my favorite MCR songs, so yay for that!

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He's got amazing good looks
You should be reading your book,
But you can't help but enjoy the view
And so you sit there in class
And hope he sees you at last
You've heard he's dangerous, and it's true

And just to drive you berserk,
He's gonna give you that smirk
'Cause he's got methods of reading your mind
And when you touch him it's cold,
More than one hundred years old
You gotta stay far away from his kind

They said all vampires scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So don't get too close, forget the diet they chose,
Maybe they've got you convinced, but not me

The boys and girls in his clique
They always act so cryptic
They're never gonna fit in much here
No matter how much you flirt
Your ego's gonna get hurt
And so you made up your mind to stay clear

They said all vampires scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So don't get too close, forget the diet the chose,
Maybe they've got you convinced, but not me

Ohhh yeah!

They said all vampires scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So don't get too close, forget the diet they chose
Maybe they've got you convinced, but not me

All together now!

Vampires scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So don't get too close, forget the diet they chose
Maybe they've got you convinced, but not me

Vampires scare the living shit out of me
They could care less as long as someone'll bleed
So don't get too close, forget the diet they chose
Maybe they've got you convinced, but not me