Summary- When Sasuke and Itachi go to a costume store to shop for a set of costumes for their mother's birthday masquerade party, they get kidnapped by a perverted masked man. They wake up in the care of two cute teens and a house full of lunatics! YAOI- SasuNaru, ItaKyuu, KakaIru, GaaLee, SasoDei, etc.
Ages:
Mitoko: 32, Sasuke: 13, Itachi:18, Kakashi: 27, Naruto: 12, Kyuubi: 17,
Note: I would really love fanart for this story, considering the fact that I'm going to be dressing up various characters in cosplay ranging in anything from sailor skirts to goth wear. Please tell me if you are, and if you post the art please state it's from my story and provide a link if possible! Love ya all!
"My two dearest children! Go out and buy some adorable costumes for my b-day party!" a feminine voice giggled.
"…you're kidding." A dark, emotionless, yet sexy voice replied.
"Mom! Why?!" a slightly higher pitched voice whined. Someone was heard stomping their foot.
The higher pitched voice belonged to middle school heartthrob Uchiha Sasuke, the emotionless one belonging to high school heartthrob Uchiha Itachi, Sasuke's big brother.
Mitoko glared at her sons, flipping back a lock of her ebony black hair over her shoulder. "Because it's a costume party, you sillies!" she snapped, her voice ending in a menacing tone that clearly meant 'Get the fuck out of my house and bring back cute costumes or I'll throw you idiots out.'
Sasuke bit his lip. He, along with his brother, had inherited their mother's dark hair and matching eyes, though Itachi had a physical birth defect of these weird lines down between his eyes and nose, while Sasuke apparently had a mental birth defect due to the fact that he styled his hair like a duck's ass, while Itachi's hair was long and in a loose ponytail tied at the base of his neck.
Sasuke was currently dressed in a loose black t-shirt with a long-sleeved mesh shirt underneath and gray cargo pants and black, skull-print canvas sneakers.
Itachi, a little less conservative, was wearing a black tank top with the midriff exposed, only to be covered up again by another fishnet shirt underneath. He also had yanked on a pair of really, really, tight, black leather pants (that he said fit quite well actually) and boots.
Can someone say eye candy?
They both returned their mother's glare before the woman's gaze only seemed to intensify and they quick ran out of the house. Itachi managing to grab his keys on the way.
"Aniki…Aniki…Aniki, Aniki, Aniki, Ani-"
"What..?" Itachi ground out, his eyes scanning the stores for any sign of a costume store while glancing at the road he was driving down in a black Lexus.
"…Do you see anything? 'Cause I don't." Sasuke answered, stating the oblivious. He was clearly bored out of his mind.
Itachi sighed, his eyes glancing at the slightly traffic-filled road before returning to his store-search. 'Teenagers…' he temporarily ignored the fact he was a teenager as well, hell, he'd be graduating high school this summer! "No, Sasuke" he replied "I don't see anything."
"Rats…" Sasuke replied, glancing around in boredom. "Can we go to McDonald's?"
"Have you been hanging out with that Kimimaru freak again?" Itachi snapped out 'And getting totally screwed up in the head without even knowing it…' he added to his thoughts.
"Only a little…" Sasuke muttered, staring out the window. He blinked when his gaze fell on a peculiar store. "Ah! Aniki! What about that one?" he asked, pointing at radically painted store that looked like it was one artistic blob. Various splashes and splatters of paint dotted the window wall, from gold to hot pink, in the window display were two mannequins, both dressed up various forms of what was undeniably cosplay.
Cue the Jaws Theme!
Itachi studied it warily, glancing around a bit for another store, sighing when one couldn't be found. He parked in a small empty slot near the store and turned off the engine. He examined it from a safe distance a little while longer "…Well, let's go." He opened the car door, Sasuke following suit.
They missed the slightly evil chuckle when Itachi pulled the store's door open.
Sasuke glanced around at the brightly lit, and surprisingly big, store. There were numerously crowded displays of different outfits from ball gowns to more sexually appealing apparel in the far back of the store. He sweatdropped, turning around to leave. He stared behind him before.
"What the hell?! Aniki! The door's gone!" Sasuke cried, staring at the solid wall behind them, covered with different kinds of jewelry. Itachi blinked, spinning around and staring at the jewelry display before cursing.
"Dammit!"
"Please don't use such language in Cosplay Hearts." A voice lazily ordered behind them. The two brothers spun back around, faced with a Masked Pirate.
The black scarf that covered the man's face didn't look like it would be coming off soon, and underneath the blue Buccaneer's hat peeped out silver hair, despite the fact that from what the brunette's could see, that being only the left eye and the skin around it considering the fact that the other eye was covered by an eye patch. A captain-like coat of gray and black, shiny pirate boots completed the look.
"Ah…" Itachi sweatdropped, staring at the man's choice of clothing in a mix of shock and astonishment. "Sorry?" the pirate seemed to smile from the way his eye curved up.
"It's no problem, my name's Kakashi, and what are you two gentleman looking to buy?" he asked, obliviously the manager of the store.
"Err…um, just some simple costumes for our mother's birthday party…" Itachi replied awkwardly, glancing around for anything "normal"
Kakashi hmm'ed "Well, you guys are clearly clueless to the wonderful ways of cosplay." He stated simple, ignoring the glares. "How about this, I'll let you two try on all the costumes in our store, and whatever you like, you buy?"
"All of them?" Sasuke answered, looking around the store in shock.
"We've also got a quite a few in the basement too…" Kakashi added, more to himself, then to his company.
"That'll take fucking forever!" Sasuke replied, flailing his arms.
"Fuck this, we're leaving." Itachi snapped irritably.
Kakashi's visible eye narrowed. "I thought I warned the two of you not to curse…" he growled out, snapping his fingers.
Itachi and Sasuke both cried out as the floor under their feet gave out, the floor turning out to be a trapdoor.
"The hell…?!" Sasuke's voice echoed as the brothers dropped into the dark abyss beneath them.
Kakashi sighed, stepping to the end of the trap before smiling "I'm sure Kyuubi and Naruto'll take good care of them…" he chuckled, turning around and walking back to the register to finish his favorite orange book.
Sasuke groaned, his head throbbing painfully. He opened his eyes slowly and was greeted by the slight that could only be a white corset. He blinked, staring at the clothing for a few seconds until he managed to draw his gaze upward, towards whoever's face. His eyes met with a pair of startlingly beautiful blue eyes that studied him worriedly.
"Oh, you're awake…" a soft voice noted, a Sasuke's caretaker leaned back away from the brunette.
Blonde hair framed a soft face that carried those pretty eyes, only 3 whisker-like scars marred the blonde's cute face. Sasuke's eyes trailed down to the blonde's outfit and was surprised to see that along with the white corset, the blonde had opted to slide on a black dress that people rarely wore outside the movies. The dress reached up the blonde's slender neck, ending with a slightly lacy lining, the long, robe like sleeves also were lined with , much larger, white lace, and on the blonde's hands were black lace gloves in a floral pattern. The dress went under the corset and right after the corset ended slightly above the slim waist, an long, thick piece of white cloth was tied around the blonde's midsection and ended in a big elaborate bow behind the blonde. The bottom of the dress poofed out and was also lined with layers of white lace just above the knee. Black and white striped stockings covered what parts of the blonde's slim legs were viewable. Black, ankle high boots that seemed slightly big with the tops folded down over the sides completed the look…if you didn't notice the white parasol resting against the bedside table.
"Um…sorry if that seemed...awkward…" the blonde continued, blushing slightly "I was just fluffing up your pillows…I'll be taking care of you during your stay at Cosplay Hearts, my name is Uzumaki Naruto! Please let me know if you need anything at all!" Naruto chirped, smiling brightly at Sasuke, who stared right back.
'Naruto..? That doesn't sound that feminine…' Sasuke thought as his eyes went up and down his caretaker's form again. He blinked, resting his eyes on the surprisingly flat chest above the corset "…You're a guy..?" Sasuke asked, shocked beyond all belief.
"Um…yeah..?" Naruto tilted his head to the side before he burst out laughing, startling the brunette "Teehee…it's the dress, right?" he giggled, his laughter only growing when Sasuke's cheeks stained red "Yeah, quite a few of the people here demand that my brother and I cross-dress, they just love to play dress up with us!" Naruto smiled sweetly.
'His brother? Please be twins! Please be twins!' Sasuke prayed. Oh wait…brothers? "Aniki!" Sasuke gasped, looking around the room desperately, his blinked in surprise at the lushness and style.
He was on a giant deep blue canopy bed with black satin sheets in a smoke-gray painted room. Three doors lined different walls and an oak bookcase with a few manga lining the shelves rested against the wall to his right along with a sleek desk.
"Oh, the other person was your older brother? He's in my brother's care right now because they're kinda close in age…" Naruto muttered, tapping a laced finger against his chin thoughtfully.
'Aww…no twin.' Sasuke thought sadly as he nodded "Um…am I allowed out of here?" he asked warily, remembering the physco pirate and the evil trap door.
"Ah! Of course! Let me get you some clothes though…" Naruto muttered more the bit more to himself than to Sasuke, who looked down and stared at the pajamas he'd been changed into while he was unconscious. It was black and had a heart pattern…in pink.
"…Why am I wearing this?" the brunette asked darkly. Naruto laughed awkwardly.
"In case you didn't know, mainly at Cosplay Hearts we dress up like this" Naruto gestured to his outfit "or even more elaborate…" he explained to a paling Uchiha "That was one of the few pajamas that wasn't a nightgown or included any frill what-so-ever, and it was the least weirdest too…" he added, causing Sasuke to pale even more.
"…What are you planning on dressing me in?" Sasuke asked, fearing for the worst.
"Oh, Deidara-kun'll handle that, don't worry though, I'll tell him to pick out something easy because it's your first day. He already knows all your sizes, so he should be able to whip something up!" Sasuke vaguely wondered how long he'd been asleep.
"Um…okay. Where's my brother at?" Sasuke asked.
"Oh, I wouldn't know, we'll probably meet him at dinner, just so you know it's 4:46PM…dinner is at 6, if you're hungry before that I'll get you something to snack on. I'll be back with your clothes, and don't wander around, this place is huge, and people get lost very easily, but at least try to stay on the floor if you become curious" Naruto studied Sasuke for a moment "and don't go down into the basement, I almost lost my virginity that way." He warned.
Sasuke blinked in surprise "Almost..?" he echoed, causing Naruto to blush prettily across his cheeks. "You're still a virgin?" he asked, staring at the blonde blankly.
Naruto glared at him in embarrassment "Yeah! So what?! I'm waiting for Mr. Right!" he snapped at the brunette.
Inner Sasuke started doing cartwheels. "You're gay as well?" Sasuke asked, trying to hide his excitement. Naruto's blush spread to the rest of his face.
"I-if you want someone else to care for you-" he babbled.
"No need" Sasuke grinned at the blonde lecherously "I'm gay too…" he purred, smirking when Naruto's face began to resemble an over-ripe tomato, he could've sworn Naruto's hair had tinged red too.
"A-ah…um, I…we-I'm not…" Naruto stuttered, backing away slightly before spinning around and snatching up his parasol and running the door across from the wall Sasuke's bed was leaned against, yanking it open and sprinting out of the room before slamming the door shut.
Sasuke smirked "Hope Aniki's having this much fun…"
May: Wee! Chapter one is done! Kiriban number shall be….105! Yay! Lol. Please! My inner craving second to milk chocolate covered ukes is reviews! Critics/flamers aren't welcome! Please review for me!