Detention Is BETTER Than I Thought

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" EVANS, POTTER! This is you last warning!" their Potions teacher hissed at Lily and James as their fellow Gryffindor classmates and some Slytherins including Snape turned their heads to look at them.

" I'm so,so,so,so,so … sorry mister!! I didn't mean to shout that loud it's because of –" Lily stood up and explained but was interrupted by the professor himself.

"EVANS, I shall not hear any SOUND except for your breathing, I want a COMPLETE silence. Do you rotten head Gryffindors understand that or do you want me to spell it for you! Last warning Potter and Evans or detention for two weeks! STOP CHATTING AND ABSOLUTELY NO SHOUTING! SIT DOWN!"

Lily sat down slowly while blushing furiously because of the embarrassing position she was in because of a certain jerk. All the Slytherins snickered and returned to what they were doing while the other Gryffindors groaned due to their teacher's grievance.

"That Slimy old git! I'll show him next time not to mess up with a Gryffindor." James cursed under his breath. Sirius and Peter snickered behind him and amused at his 'Gryffindor-Forever' credence.

"This is your entire fault, Mr. All-Time-Pain-In-The-Ass! Shut up and leave me alone! You're jeopardizing my chance of being the friggin' Head Girl! If I, in any possibility, will be expelled from here because of you talking to me, I will drag you with me and then Avada Kedavra you!" hissed the fuming Lily, obviously very angry at James as he messed up with her VERY clean behavior record.

"Hey, it's not my fault you shouted that loud! I just asked you one freakin' question! And I didn't even force you to reply to me! We didn't even get a detention, hey! It's just a WARNING! You were OVER-REACTING, Drama Queen!" James said while silently snickering.

"IM-NOT-A-DRAMA-QUEEN, YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING JERK!" Lily hissed silently.

James snickered along with Sirius and Peter who has his eyes wide in amusement. "Ohh, fiercy! That's my type! And thanks for the compliment I like it! Mr. All-Time-Pain-In-The-Ass is much better so drop the Good-For-Nothing jerk. " James said.

"I SAID SHUT YOUR WIDE MOUTH AND LEAVE ME ALONE! Can't you bloody understand that, or do you want me to spell it out for you!?" Lily hissed angrily.

"Fine, I'll shut up if you just answer my one very, very, little, tiny, bit of question and you should give me the answer that I want?" James said while showing his not-so-famous smirk.

"And what is this very, very little, tiny bit of question you're mentioning?" Lily asked, her face full of suspicions.

" Go out with me " James said with full of pride that he'll get the girl to go out with him.

Lily turned her face in front of James and move her face very closely to his face. Lily smiled evily and said ' No, I will rather go out with Snape than go out with a git like you!"

" Ahaha! I know your style! You're playing hard-to-get like most of the girls here at Hogwarts. Your pretend you don't like to go out with me but you're really happy that I asked you! Don't worry, I understand a girl like you! Maybe I'm the only one who has the courage to ask you out. So, is that settled, you're going out with me?" James said with a triumphant smile in his face that will be erased in any moment now.

" NEVER!" shouted the newly 6th year prefect Lily Evans, boiling with anger. She didn't realize that she shouted that out loud. James Potter just sat there looking up at her with a mouth open in disbelief and confusion.

"Evans, Potter! 40 points from Gryffindor each!" their professor yelled. Lily sat there with eyes wide open as she cannot believe what just happened. She thought this was really bad. But there's more!

"And detention for two weeks to the both of you!" yelled their professor.

"NOOOOOO!!!" Lily thought. Her world is coming to an end! All her dreams were crushed! Her chance of being a head girl will come to an end

" I LOST 40 POINTS BECAUSE OF JAMES BLOODY POTTER!!! AND I ALSO GOT A DETENTION BECAUSE OF THE SAME GUY!!! HE WILL PAY" she thought as she clenched her fist ready to meet James's pretty boy face.

But before her fist made contact to James's face their professor called their attention.

"Listen, everyone. I will only say this once so listen carefully. Next term, we will have a Potions Making competition. There should be three members in each team. So better gather the best potions makers in your group. It doesn't matter if you have a teammate from a different house. Each member will receive a trophy and each will get 100 points for his/her house, that may secure their chance of winning the Inter-House trophy." The professor explained.

"Assignment for today, give a brief description of the wolfsbane potions. 2 rolls of parchment and 5000 words. You're all dismissed. Remember your assignment or detention!" their professor said as the students groaned.

They all scrambled out of the dungeon and went to the Great Hall.

LUNCH

Everyone settled in their house tables and started eating their lunch.

James, Sirius and Peter have started eating while waiting for Remus to return from the prefects meeting with McGonagall.

"McGonagall told us, that we're gonna visit Hogsmeade next week. Same rules, no permit, no visiting of Hogsmeade." Said Remus as he sat down next to Peter and grab a plate to load with the food in front of him.

" Sweet, I've been waiting for so long to go to Hogsmeade

"Ohh , Good I need another set of Dung-Bombs and a set of Exploding Snaps.( A/N: Is it Exploding Snaps .. pls tell me if I got it right … Sorry if not !) said Sirius.

"But we're not allowed to bring Zonko products inside the school and if we do they're all gonna be confiscated by Filch again. Then why by more, hey?" asked Peter.

"Peter, Peter, Peter, the time we enter the school again, I've already used my Dung-Bombs to our dear old favorite Snuffles!" said Sirius with a handsome smirk growing on his very handsome face.

"What are you planning to do there , Wormtail? " asked Sirius.

" I'm gonna visit uhm … ah … Three Broomsticks" said Peter while blushing madly.

" Don't tell me you're just gonna sit there and stare at Madam Rosmerta? Do you like her that much? She way older than you!" said Sirius.

" No, N-no-no!! I don't like her … that much!" Peter retorted still blushing furiously.

" Are you saying that you ACTUALLY like that old hag?!" said Sirius in disbelief.

" Don't call her an old hag! She's nice!" Peter said shyly.

"Ohhh … nice … my cute ass! You're hittin' on older chicks!"Sirius teased which made Peter blush madly like a very ripe tomato.

"So, what happened to your date Potter ?" asked Sirius as he turned to his other best friend.

James smirked.

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