This is a random parody about all of the Kel fanfics out there. I don't know how long it will end up being. I'm sorry for not updating my real stories, the ideas aren't coming to me. Enjoy!

From the end of first test:

The Stump: Keladry, listen. You can't stay because you're going to turn into a girly-girl. That's what all girls do after...a certain age. And then your priorities in life will automatically change.

Kel: I totally understand. I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of knowing how much that hurts, I'm going to pretend that I don't care. (leaves)

Kel: Now what am I going to do? I can't stay here because I got kicked out (obviously)... I know, I'll go back to Japan, I mean, the Yamani Isles, and learn weapons again at court. Or I could go to the convent and learn to become a lady while still fitting in weapons practice at night. I need to leave know without saying a decent goodbye to my friends because my pride will be too sore. I'll just leave, and somehow slip Neal a note that he won't get until I'm gone.

Neal (After reading note): is heartbroken That bastard didn't let her stay even when she was better than us. Hey, guys, let's start hazing Lord Wyldon and see how he likes it. I really, really miss Kel. Why couldn't she even tell me she was leaving in person?

Years later...

Kel is presented back to court.

Neal: And who might you be, fair lady? I don't believe I have had the fortune of being introduced to you yet.

Kel: Funny, I know you quite well actually, Meathead. Oh wait, I'm not supposed to know that nickname of yours yet.

Neal: Kel?!?! hugs Hey guys, this is Kel, the girl (blushes), the woman, rather, that I was year-mates with. You know, the one I told you about?

Cleon and Warric: Ooh, can we dance with you and call you flowery names?

Kel: I don't think I've ever been treated this much like a girl from my old year-mates. But who is that dashing guy with Neal's nose off in the corner? I must talk to him, he is so much better looking than Neal. I hope Neal won't get jealous. Watch me flirt with the cousins and see which one I like better.

rides off with Dom/Neal into the sunset

Wow, this is spectacular junk. There is no point to it. I have one idea from Squire that I like, which will probably be up next, but it's not long enough yet. Any ideas/certain parts of books/certain kinds of fanfics that you would like to see me pitifully ridicule? Please read and review!