Beast Boy: Alright! More bloopers!
Raven: Yeah, and a new story. And I'm a frickin' rocker! You're forgiven for past offenses, author.
Me: Heh. Figured as much.
Beast Boy: Yep, new story indeed. Called "I Want To Be A Rock Star" Check 'er out! In the meant time, enjoy!
Chapter 2
Scene: Beast Boy utterly forgets his lines
"Look, I'm giving you control because...because of what's happened before. Malchoir using you to get out of his damned book," Raven flinched in their body at the mention of that name, "Trigon almost destroying you to take over the world," Raven cringed again, "and...uh...and.. Robin making you train too much! Yeah, that's it. And because of all the times I've pissed you off! Speaking of that, sorry about the tofu incident last night..."
Raven: (slaps forehead) Admit it already, you fucked up your lines.
Beast Boy: Shit...OH YEAH! I was supposed to ramble on about how you lose control!
Robin: There ya go.
Me: Let's try that again
Take two
Look, I'm giving you control because...because of what's happened before. Malchoir using you to get out of his damned book," Raven flinched in their body at the mention of that name, "Trigon almost destroying you to take over the world," Raven cringed again, "and...erm, shit. Oh yeah! And you blowing shit up. Including me. So, I figured, I'd let you have control so that next time I bug you, you send me to another dimension!...Yeah, I screwed up again, didn't I?"
Raven: I would so choke you if we weren't in the same body for this scene.
Beast Boy: Hey, at least I admitted it this time. Tried to ad lib, but nooooo, not good enough for you.
Robin: Beast Boy, your lines were minced to the point of no return. Period.
Scene: Brave gets replaced
"Happy...I know you're glad to see us. But BB," Beast Boy and Happy looked up like she'd just grown an extra head at the sound of his nickname. "Er...Do you mind, Beast Boy?" Raven asked, blushing hard as she realized her mistake. In truth, she thought the name BB was cute. She only refrained from using it because she never thought much of pet names until that point. "Er, no, you're cool." Beast Boy said, smiling with a bit of shyness. "Anyway, BB's no use to us dead. Where's Knowledge?" Happy rolled her eyes. "Ol' Dusty's holed up in her library, as usual. Why?" "We need to ask a few- what the hell?"
Raven's object of interest was making it's way over to them slowly. It was one of Raven's emotions, wearing a dark green cape. However, she was excessively large, and a small bit of gray was sticking out from beneath the back. Beast Boy snorted, tried to hold it, failed, and started rolling on the floor laughing, as did Happy. Raven just cocked an eyebrow.
"Either that's an Obese emotion or - what the hell?"
Brave: Well, take a look under the cloak then, Big Boy.
Beast Boy: (eyes wide) Er...ok.
Raven: WHAT THE HELL?! (punches Beast Boy before he can lift the cloak)
(Everyone else laughs as Rage comes out of the cloak, high fiving "Brave")
Rage: Nice doing business with you, Lust.
Lust: Likewise.
Brave: (from backstage) MMMPH!
Me: (facepalming) What the hell...cut. Don't do that again, Lust. I WILL lock you in a room with Raven and Terra and tell them you did bad things with Beast Boy.
Lust: (eyes wide) Okay!
Same scene
"Happy...I know you're glad to see us. But BB," Beast Boy and Happy looked up like she'd just grown an extra head at the sound of his nickname. "Er...Do you mind, Beast Boy?" Raven asked, blushing hard as she realized her mistake. In truth, she thought the name BB was cute. She only refrained from using it because she never thought much of pet names until that point. "Er, no, you're cool." Beast Boy said, smiling with a bit of shyness. "Anyway, BB's no use to us dead. Where's Knowledge?" Happy rolled her eyes. "Ol' Dusty's holed up in her library, as usual. Why?" "We need to ask a few- what the hell?"
Raven's object of interest was making it's way over to them slowly. It was one of Raven's emotions, wearing a dark green cape. However, she was excessively large, and a small bit of gray was sticking out from beneath the back. Beast Boy snorted, tried to hold it, failed, and started rolling on the floor laughing, as did Happy. Raven just cocked an eyebrow.
Raven: Ok, seriously. What in God's name?
."Brave": (comes out, very broad-shouldered and tall, trying not to laugh) Nice, Raven. You just screwed up the scene.
Beast Boy: (dying laughing) Yeah, Raven. Nice work.
Me: Cyborg, take the goddamned ring off.
Cyborg: (taking Brave-hologram ring off) Sorry, couldn't resist.
Me: Why me?
Scene: Brave's cloak
Walking up to the wiggling cloak, he said "Sorry Timid, not working." He pulled Brave's cloak out of Timid's hands and uncovered...
Beast Boy: Larry?
Larry: Yay! I'm in this story!
Me: No, you aren't GTFO here.
Larry: Damn. Robin, get him to let me in!
Robin: No. GTFO.
Larry: Fine! You can all go die! (leaves for another dimension)
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Me: Well, that was random.
Same scene
Walking up to the wiggling cloak, he said "Sorry Timid, not working." He pulled Brave's cloak out of Timid's hands and uncovered...
Beast Boy: Oh, you can all just go straight to hell! (runs from the stinkbomb)
Raven: Heh. The hunter becomes the hunted, biatch.
Me: Ok, I'll allow that one.
Same scene
Walking up to the wiggling cloak, he said "Sorry Timid, not working." He pulled Brave's cloak out of Timid's hands and...
Beast Boy: MY EYES!! (Runs)
"Brave": (laughs evilly) Got him!
(Everyone looks at her puzzled. They look to Beast Boy)
Beast Boy: SHE ISN'T WEARING ANYTHING UNDER THE DAMNED CLOAK!
Me: Goddamnit Lust! Raven, sic her...
(screams are heard)
Chapter 3!
Scene: Too slow
"Sorry Brave, but I can't let her go. I don't give a damn who or what Rage is. I'm going." Brave sighed. "BB, I didn't want to do this..."
Beast Boy: (Leaps as a tiger. Brave isn't quick enough, and he tackles her into the pit)
Brave: God Damnit.
Beast Boy: (demorphing, landing on top of Brave) (dreamily) Yeah...god damnit indeed...
Brave (punches in in the groin) Pervert.
Same scene
"Sorry Brave, but I can't let her go. I don't give a damn who or what Rage is. I'm going." Brave sighed. "BB, I didn't want to do this..."
Beast Boy: (morphs an elephant and charges)
Brave: (Eyes wide) NOT AN ELE-OOOOF!
(They both land in the pit, Brave flattened under BB, who demorphs)
Beast Boy: Er...I wasn't supposed to morph elephant, was I?
Me: No. You were supposed to go tiger...Brave, damage assessment?
Brave: (K.O'd)
Me: Okay, Knowledge?
Knowledge: (looks Brave over and sighs) Nothing I can't heal besides being knocked out...
Me: Cut. Just cut.
"I am privy to many things, and yet I am oblivious to the reason for this. Care to explain?" She asked with an air of, well, knowledge as she began replacing books. "MeandravenarestuckinonebodyandwewenttohermindlookingforyouandshefellintoatrapandyoulooksexyinabikiniandIwanttododirtythingswithyouand-"
Knowledge: WTF?!
Happy: WTF?!
Brave: WTF?!
Rude: WTF?!
Love: WTF?!
Rage: WTF?!
Wisdom: WTF?!
Lust: HELL YEAH!
Raven: WTF?!
Beast Boy: Sorry, Terra dared me. There was ten bucks in it for me. (Terra comes out and hands him a ten.)
Raven:...(Sends Beast Boy to Hell for a few minutes) (Brings him back)
Beast Boy: JESUS! SORRY!
Scene: Rage get owned...and owned...and owned...
, "Shit!" Rage cried out as Brave's heel connected squarely with her head. Rage went down, hard, and Brave landed gracefully, looking for the source of Rage's head blow. Where she had expected to see Beast Boy, she saw...
Brave: Slade, you come in later.
Slade: Oh. Er...(looks at Rage K.O'd) Sorry.
Me: (facepalm) Someone get the smelling salts...
Same scene
, "Shit!" Rage cried out as Brave's heel connected squarely with her head. Rage went down, hard, and Brave landed gracefully, looking for the source of Rage's head blow. Where she had expected to see Beast Boy, she saw...
Brave: ... (sees a rock that fell from the ceiling hit Rage on the head) Uh...
Timid: I didn't do it.
Me: What the hell? The set is fake. Those rocks are foam. Unless...
(Everyone looks up to see Jinx bean Rude with another rock)
Me: You aren't even in this story! GTHO!
Jinx: Pfffft.
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Beast Boy: Yeah, going to hell was worth doing that line.
Raven: Then you won't mind a return trip?
Beast Boy: Eeeeek!