So, I got this idea from what me and my friends do, during school.
Yeah, my educational experience is THAT boring.
Has anyone else been reading the manga chapters on SaiyanIsland? WHAT THE HELL is up with those two stupid people always fighting and saying "this is my last jutsu..." or "you're going to die!" And then they just stand up and are all "Oh, wait, I have one more jutsu!" I'm getting sick of SasuGAY and Itachi! I want to see Naruto and Hinata and KIBA! Screw Sasuke!
...if you've read my other A/N's, then you know how much I seriously don't like Sasuke.
Anyway, don't expect me to update this quickly or something. I'm not even sure if I'll continue it.
Depends on the amount of reviews I get...
The Notebook
(Naruto Girls Style!)
by Honatetsu Kiyasha
Name: Sakura Haruno.
Age: 15. (16 in February!)
Likes: Volleyball, basketball, track, light blue, cappuccinos, singing, drawing, and ma girls!
Dislikes: Obnoxious, mean, and disgusting people (::cough::Karin::cough::)
Member of: Konoha University Vball, b-ball, track, musical, chorus, band, and the newspaper that Temari started...
Crush?: Um, YEAH! SASUKE-KUN IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!!...but we'll call him Peppermint in case someone finds this...
-&-
Name: Ino Yamanaka.
Age: 16. (HECK YES!)
Likes: Volleyball, horses, singing, hot guys, my BFF's, shopping, and MOUNTAIN DEW!
Dislikes: Same as Forehead, up there. Particularly, FAN GIRLS!! (grrrr)
Member of: Vball, HorsesRforever, Chorus, and the KU Newspaper.
Crush?: Yes, yes, yes!!! SAI! ...a.k.a Mochacinno...or Mocha. Yeah, whatever.
-&-
Name: Temari Sabaku.
Age: 16. (YEAH, BABY, YEAH!)
Likes: Volleyball, softball, drawing, reading, writing, playing guitar/drums, you morons I call my friends, and WOLVES!
Dislikes: Ditto to Blondie & Pinky. Specifically, Kin.
Member of: KU volleyball, softball, the musical, Chorus, Band, and the KU Newspaper. (Freaking duh, I started the dang thing!)
Crush?:...do I have to fill this part out::gets yelled at:: ...UGH. FINE. Shikamaru! ...who will be referred to as Brownie.
-&-
Name: Hinata Hyuuga.
Age: 15. (You're all OLD!)
Likes: Volleyball, reading, playing piano/keyboard, hanging with you guys, and, um, NARUTO-KUN!
Dislikes: Same as all above. But I also despise Spinach! UGH.
Member of: KU volleyball, Newspaper, Chorus, Band, and Konoha Dancers.
Crush?: Naruto-kun. Also known as Cheesecake. (BECAUSE, ZOMG, I LOVE CHEESECAKE!)
-&-
Name: Tenten Iwate.
Age: 15. (I will be 16 in three months!)
Likes: Volleyball, reading, drawing, sleeping, and throwing pointy things.
Dislikes: Stupid people. FAN GIRLS. And, um, SCHOOL!
Member of: Volleyball, Archery Team (closest I get to throwing stuff!), Band, and the KU Newspaper.
Crush?: Neji FRIGGIN Hyuuga. SERIOUSLY! Have you seen his hair?! ...referred to as Mousse.
01/15/08
Second Semester at Konoha University.
Block One.
Written by Sakura Haruno.
Subject: Back-to-School, baby!
Global is so retarded. Genma-sensei doesn't even do anything! He walks in after (probably) messing around with Shizune-san (that's right, I went there!) and then sits down and is all "Open your books, get a packet, and answer the questions."
Then he starts chewing on that stupid toothpick. REALLY FREAKING LOUDLY!
SERIOUSLY!
Where are we hanging out Friday night? Isn't it Hinata's turn now? Though, we'll never see Tenten, since she'll probably stalk Mousse throughout their giant mansion...Love you like woah, Tenten:)
Wow, I love how Brownie is just kind of sitting — or sleeping, I can't really tell — at his desk, and yet he still manages to get 100's on all of his tests. Hey, Temari, maybe you can get him as your private tutor ;)
I'm really surprised that I didn't write this first, but...
You know what the upside is to being in AP Global?
PEPPERMINT IS IN MY CLASS!!!! AND HE SITS RIGHT NEXT TO ME!
(...maybe I shouldn't right so big...)
—Temari, I still think you're a genius for inventing 'Peppermint' as his Code Name. From 'king of eye candy, god of eye candy' to 'eye candy' to "Hey, I think of peppermints when I think of candy. So, let's call him Peppermint!"—
But you know what the downside is, to AP Global?
(Of course there's a downside! God forbid any of us get a break for once in our miserable lives! — I'm starting to sound like Temari.)
FRIGGIN' KARIN IS ALSO IN MY CLASS!!
And guess where she sits?
On the other side of Peppermint!
And she keeps touching him and giggling and saying things...
Do you guys promise to bail me out when I got to jail for murder? Or would it be considered a contribute to the overall happiness of the community?
...that is all.
Sakura Haruno (— is freaking awesome!!)
P.S
Temari, newspaper meeting tonight?
P.P.S
Peppermint just asked me what I'm writing...crap.
P.P.S.S
I told him it's a top secret plan to destroy the school. He almost laughed!
01/15/08
Second Semester at Konoha University.
Block Two.
Written by Ino Yamanaka.
Subject: Fangirls should all go to jail for rape.
Why, why, why does my schedule totally suck this year? Well, it doesn't completely suck, per se. The main suck-age factor in my classes has probably just been the people in the class. (YES I KNOW THAT THERE'S ONLY BEEN TWO!)
First block, I have Chemistry, with Kurenai-sensei. Kurenai-sensei is pretty cool though, seriously, though, why doesn't she straighten her hair! She'd look so pretty with it straight! Anyway, guess what moronic playboy is in my class?
Yeah, Suigetsu. That water-loving bastard who doesn't shut up for more than five freaking seconds! I feel bad for Temari, though, because he sits right next to her. Then again, Gaara is also in our class and shoots the moron a death glare every time he touches Temari. Which I find pretty funny, considering how Gaara is about four inches shorter than Suigetsu.
Anyway, after Chemistry, I have Math with Iruka-sensei. He's not too bad, he's kind of funny, actually. I simply despise Math itself, you know. Wow, I thought Suigetsu was tall, but I always forget how huge Juugo is! But he's so nice, especially to animals. Remember when some guy was trying to beat up little Konohamaru, and Juugo just walked up and shoved the guy over?
And you people say I'm loud. This fangirls won't stop talking, and Iruka-sensei is just kind of sitting at his desk, watching them, with this amused expression on his face.
This is not a laughing matter! Do you know what they're doing? They are touching Mocha!
MY MOCHACCINO IS GETTING RAPED!
AND NOT BY ME!
So, yeah, I have Math with Mocha.
Guess this class isn't so bad. Mocha sits in the next row over, but he's completely ignoring the fangirls (HA HA, SUCKERS! HE TALKS TO ME!). And he's just kind of drawing right now...Wow, that's really good! It's a really complex surrealism drawing. Ach, so many lines give me a headache.
And, yes, Sakura, there is a newspaper meeting tonight. And good job with making Peppermint almost laugh.
ZOMG! Speaking of Peppermint, rumor has it that Sexy-sensei is subbing in for the Chain Smoker (you know, Asuma-sensei) in Health. I am sOoOoOoOoOo excited. Yes, excited with LoWeR-cAsE and UpPeR-CaSe letters. That is how excited I am.
BAM!
Ino Yamanaka
(The future wife of a (future) famous artist!!)
01/15/08
Second Semester at Konoha University.
Block Three.
Written by Hinata Hyuuga.
Subject: Um, NO!
Wow, this is totally cliche, but I have English with Cheesecake!
This defiantly calls for Inner-Victory Dance as well as the Squeal of Delight.
Okay, now I must share with you the most terrifying experience of my life. (And yes, this includes the time where Sakura dumped ice cream on my head when Cheesecake was right there. I still haven't forgiven you for that!)
My father gave me THE TALK last night.
Yes, THAT, Talk. The one with the explanations of THINGS that FATHERS should NOT say. Especially a father like Hiashi Hyuuga. And guess what? NEJI WAS WITH ME.
Um, AWKWARD!
Neji and I were just sitting at the table, doing our homework, minding our own business when Dad comes up and is like 'Now, you're both of an age—'
And it goes down hill from there.
Thank God Hanabi wasn't there, or I would of had to shield her perfectly innocent eyes! (Okay, I know she isn't that innocent, but, STILL!)
Oh, we're starting to read Ethan Frome. I'd better pay attention (a.k.a, pretend I'm reading Ethan Frome, while actually reading Twilight)...
...wow, Ino, you're right. Edward is HOT! He, like, sets the pages on fire! Ha—
Oh. My. God.
CHEESECAKE JUST TRIED TO READ THIS!! He tried to grab it, and was laughing, and then he started to tickle me! (Damn you to hell, Neji Hyuuga! Telling the world my one weakness!) And then he's all like "Ne, Hinata-chan, who's Edward? Is this some guy I don't know about!?"
...I think I just died.
The Will of Hinata Hyuuga.
Ino — You get all of my clothes, make-up, and my Twilight Saga books.
Sakura — You get my music stuff, and my iPod. Plus, my Daughters of the Moon series.
Temari — You get my notebooks and writing utensils. And my laptop. And my Harry Potter series.
Tenten — You get everything you find pointy and dangerous enough to chuck at targets. Also, you can have my sketchpad and paint stuff.
And I expect all of you to make Cheesecake give my the Kiss of Life. Or I'm coming back and haunting every last one of you!
Hinata Hyuuga.
01/15/08
Second Semester at Konoha University.
Block Five
Written by Temari Sabaku.
Subject: Sexy-sensei :)
Wow, Ino, for once, your gossip was right. Sexy-sensei has subbed in for Asuma-sensei. He looks kind of tired, though. And Peppermint is sitting there, glaring at him. I wonder why he hates his older brother so much? Hm...maybe I should write an article about the relationship between siblings. Peppermint is bound to read it, and if he reads it, then everyone will, just for an excuse to talk to him.
The obsession level is through the roof.
(Yes I am aware the I used to have a crush on him, but we don't talk about that!)
Anyway, Sexy-sensei has that stupid Uchiha Smirk on right now. I think he's laughing at all the girls in the class (Ahem, Ino and Sakura.)
Looks like Asuma-sensei didn't assign anything for class though, because Sexy-sensei is just kind of hanging out.
Brownie, Cheesecake and Peppermint are just sitting in the back of the class. Cheesecake is talking to a wall, because Brownie is totally zoning out and Peppermint is busy having a glaring contest with Sexy-sensei.
Though, I don't think Sexy-sensei is glaring. It's more like he's smirking in a way that says ha-ha-I'm-your-sub-and-I-know-you-hate-it.
Um, right.
Ino, your squeals of delight are starting to hurt my ears. Seriously.
Sakura, your practically drooling on your folder. That's pretty disgusting, you know.
(She's probably having daydreams about threesomes involving two certain Uchiha males.)
They must get their good looks from their mother's side or something, because Peppermint's father has a really stern face. Seriously, his lips are, like, permanently pulled down into this unpleasant I-hate-the-world sort of frown. But, their mother is actually very pretty. Peppermint has her hair, and Sexy-sensei has their father's hair.
...I still think those almost-red eyes are creepy.
So yeah, this is my schedule...
First Block: Chemistry with Kurenai-sensei.
Second Block: English with Kakashi-sensei.
Third Block: Flex with Shizune-san/Gym with ::twitch:: Gai-sensei.
Fourth Block: LUNCH!
Fifth Block: Health with Asuma-sensei. (And, hopefully, Sexy-sensei...)
Sixth Block: Band with Izumo-sensei/ Chorus with Kotetsu-sensei
Does anyone else remember that time when Ino shot milk out of her nose, and hit Mocha in the face?
I do.
:P
Temari Sabaku.
(Who sits in the presence of Sexy-sensei!)
01/15/08
Second Semester at Konoha University.
Block Six.
Written by Tenten Iwate.
Subject: You stand there, with you're long brown hair...
I have Family Force Five on the brain. And Sexy Mousse, too. (Sorry, Hinata, but it's true!) Hinata, you're right, cliche to the max here, because I seem to Study Hall with Mousse. (Mousse like the food, not the nasty-smelly-sticky hair stuff!)
We got to choose our seats, and I — of course — chose the seat by the window. Mousse came in, saw me, and walked right over. YAY! He's doing his Advanced Calc homework right now, and all I see is a bunch of...um, stuff. (PHYSICS PWNS CALC ANY DAY OF THE WEEK!) And guess what, Temari? Brownie sits right behind Mousse! And you know how Mousse doesn't let Brownie slack off in school? Well, I plan to use this to our advantage.
The Plan
Step 1: Converse with Mousse and Brownie.
Step 2: Gain their trust.
Step 3: Get them to help me with my Global homework.
Step 4: Become friends-that-talk-in-boring-times.
Step 5: GET BROWNIE TO CONFESS HIS TRUE LOVE FOR TEMARI!
Ha ha! It's perfect! Completely fool-proof and sealed shut! They will never suspect my One True Purpose. I believe now calls for an Evil Laugh.
Commencing Evil Laugh: Mwa ha ha ha ha.
End Evil Laugh.
Okay, I had Psychology with Ibiki-sensei today, right?
FRIGGIN' CREEPY!
I asked him where he got all those scars, and he just looked at me for, like, ten minutes. And then he says "fire." Then, he just turns around and starts scribbling long, complicated terms on the whiteboard, which reminds me, I'd better get those.
::Turns to Mousse::
Conversation with Mousse:
Tenten: "Hey, Mousse, you have Physc. with Ibiki-sensei, right?"
Mousse: "Yes."
Tenten: "Did you get the vocab that he wrote down?"
Mousse: "Yes."
Tenten: "Um, can I borrow it?"
Brownie: "Oh, yeah, me too?"
Mousse: "...you can borrow it, Tenten."
Tenten: "Thanks!"
Brownie: "What the hell, you bastard! I need those terms too!"
Mousse: "I'm not helping you with anything until you just admit that you like that Sab—"
Brownie: "I'm not admitting anything until you admit that you lik—"
::Mousse and Brownie look at Tenten, and then glare at each other::
Mousse and Brownie: "IDIOT!"
Don't you think it's just a little weird? I think it is...and I also think that "Sab." means "Sabaku." Therefore, it means "...that Sabaku girl." Which, there-freaking-fore, means...
BROWNIE IS UTTERLY AND COMPLETELY IN LOVE WITH TEMARI!
BOO-YAH!
Tenten. The Psychic.
P.S
Oi, Temari, do you think you could hook Mousse and I up, once you Brownie get married and stuff?
So, what do you think?
I'm not quite sure how to write this thing out, so review to keep me going!
Oh, and I have a survey question sort of thing...
Put the following people in order from who you hate the most, to who you hate the least...
Uchiha Sasuke, Kabuto, and Orochimaru.
(That's my list, so what's yours?)
SHIT!
I forgot to hand in my Health Articles!!!!!
shitshitshitshitshit...
...sorry.