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01/26/08

Second Semester.

Block One

Sakura Haruno

Subject: Well, God Damn.

So, as first entry-person, I am accepting the responsibility of relaying the events of The Incident that occurred yesterday, sixth block, even though Tenten kind of gave us an idea of it, what with her excellent narration and whatever. Need I remind anyone that yesterday was WHEN HINATA SLAPPED CHEESECAKE.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

Okay, so Peppermint told that Cheesecake honestly didn't know that Hinata liked him (idiot, much?) and that even though all the guys, all the girls (hell, the entire community!) was telling him that she did, he didn't believe it.

LIKE HOLY SHIT HE IS RETARDED.

So, even after Hinata finally gets the courage to tell the dumbass that she has liked him basically her entire life, that she always supported him, that she always left birthday cards for him, yadda, yadda, yadda, it turns that HE WASN'T LISTENING.

Ergo, him approaching her in Band yesterday and asking in what would appear an innocent manner, what she had said. I believe the conversation went something like this…

"Ne, Hinata?"

*Hinata stares, blushes, stammers, tries to escape.

"Y-yes Cheesecake?"

"What'd you tell me the other night?" (insert his big, stupid, cheesy, I'm-oh-so-adorable smile that even I'll admit is cute) "Cause I wasn't really paying attention, ha ha, sorry. But then, you ran out of there so fast that I didn't get the chance to ask you what you said!"

And at this point, Hinata – OUR Hinata – hauls off and slaps Cheesecake straight across the face. And yells at him some stuff that I couldn't understand and that no one really understood, and then runs away.

And she's not in school today, and she wouldn't answer me last night! Did she answer any of you? Has anyone talked to her? For all we know she's actually sick or she died from finally releasing all that emotion…

So, I saw Cheesecake walking around before class. And he looks all dazed and confused (well, more so than usual). And therefore I, being the epic friend that I am, decided to ask Peppermint what Cheesecake was thinking about The Whole Thing. And he says that Cheesecake hasn't said anything about it.

LIKE WHAT THE EFF HE DOESN'T SHUT UP ANY OTHER DAMN TIME IN HIS LIFE.

So, ladies, I'm afraid that we must wait – yes, wait some more – for the Epic Ending of our dear Hinata-chan's love story.

It ain't over 'til it's over.

AND IT IS SO NOT OVER IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT.

So, yup, that's about it for today. Except Peppermint brought me a flower today, just because. I knew he was a romantic at heart. I KNEW IT. And he's aaaalllllll mine. That's right, suck it, ladies. He's my Knight-In-Shining-Armor. Yay!

Pcoutskii,

Sakura.

01/26/08

Second Semester.

Block Two

Ino Yamanaka

Subject: Baby, are you down, down, down, down, down?

LIKE HOLY CRAP I WILL KILL CHEESECAKE MYSELF WHATTA FRIGGIN' IDIOT.

Poor Hinata-chan! No, I haven't talked to her. I texted her last night, but I got no response. I'll text her again after class since Iruka-sensei is, like, anal retentive about cell phones in class. Blah, blah, blah as if I care.

So, um, Mocha and I haven't talked since we kissed. Like he's sitting next to me and I'm not looking at him and he's not looking at me and it's awkward and I don't know what to do! This has never happened before. Am I bad kisser? (Not like any of you would know that…) I mean, he wasn't exactly the greatest kisser…

Actually, now that I think about it…

His kiss…

Not the best.

How weird. But STILL, I don't understand why he won't talk to me? Like, at all. I get NOTHING. NADA. ZILCH. ZERO.

Hm…

So, Tenten! Care to explain why you didn't answer my text last night? ALL THIRTEEN OF THEM, you bitch. And I get no response! Nothing! Not even a 'k.' That depresses me, Tenten. Like you took a stake a drove it through my poor, broken heart. What am I supposed to think when you don't answer me! You could've been dead for all I know! I was PANICKING, you inconsiderate tomboy. Jerkface.

Anyhoo, I have to work at the flower shop this weekend. Like all. Damn. Weekend. I'm so pissed! I think it's just 'cause my mom wants "alone time" (meaning hot sex) with my dad since he just got back from his business trip or whatever. Like…ew.

So, Forehead, my love, can I spend the night at your house on Saturday? I'll have to get up early Sunday morning but, you know, ANYTHING is better than hearing your parental units getting it on.

Gah, GROSS.

Cya l8r allig8r,

INO.

1/26/08

Second Semester.

Block Four.

Hinata Hyuuga.

Subject: Well…you know.

Sorry guys, I came in late.

Because I have a test this block. Boo.

And because I have rehearsal tonight. OH SHOOT.

And because I was mortified. And didn't want to come in. Like never, ever again. I'm gonna transfer to Suna. Go far, far away and never come back. EVER. Because, seriously, I might die. No joke. I'm not kidding. Check back on my Will, I made some alterations.

LIKE THIS TIME JUST LEAVE ME DEAD. PLEASE.

So, yup.

I confessed my true love to Cheesecake and he wasn't listening. And I yelled at him and said…more things. And I slapped him.

Because, like seriously? I'm starting to realize he isn't noticing my shyness. He needs a firm hand, literally a slap across the face, to get his attention. And I'm not good at that. So I channeled the four of you and WHA-BAM, that's the result.

I told him that I've been half in love with him for basically my whole life and that he was too thick to understand it and I didn't want it to be like that but he made it be like that and now I feel awful and I want to die SO CAN YOU PLEASE KILL ME.

I think he's looking at me.

But I don't know what to do.

HELP ME.

Now I have to take a test.

Fantastic.

Hinata.

01/26/08

Second Semester.

Block Five

Temari Sabaku

Subject: Has It Finally Happened?

Sooooooo…have we completely corrupted our poor, sweet Hina-chan? I fear this day was inevitable, yet alas it has come…

But still. Whenever Cheesecake is stupid or does something dumb, little Hinata always swoons and says how cute it is and blah blah blah. So, you freaked out as a way to try and get his attention? That's kind of genius, that is. Do you think he understands now? Probably not…

SERIOULSY WAY TO BLAME US.

So Health is so boring right now. There's no Sexy-sensei to admire…just the Chain Smoker. I wonder how him and Kurenai-sensei are getting along. Poor Tsunade, she hired such hormonal people as her teachers. I wonder if she knows about Genma and Shizune, too? And Kakashi and Anko? And Suzume and Iruka?

…wow our teachers really are sluts.

I love how al we do is watch movies in this class…seriously, Asuma-sensei? Can you actually teach us something yourself? Please? No? Okay, then.

Hahahaha oh my God, Ino just fell asleep and banged her head on the desk! Ahahahaha I think I'm gonna die of laughter! Hahahaha.

Okay, so I saw Kin walk with Brownie down here…like she was clutching his arm…legitimately holding on to it…and he didn't do anything…he just walked with her…and she's…sitting next to him right now (in Peppermint's old seat, since he's sitting with Sakura now).

Cheesecake is staring out the window and looks…kinda sad.

I wonder how he feels about the whole Hinata Incident.

Maybe I'll ask him after class.

I'm surprised Neji hasn't killed the kid yet.

Awww Peppermint and Sakura are holidng hands how bloodyfreakingcute.

Nope, that wasn't sarcastic at all. Or jealous. Nope. Neither. At all.

OKAY SHUT UP IT WAS.

Temari, out!

01/26/08

Second Semester.

Block Six

Tenten Iwate

Subject: SO FLIPPIN FUNNY

Hahahahahaha.

Remember when Hinata slapped Cheesecake yesterday?

Hahahahahaha.

Oh, that was great.

Hahahahahaha.

I'm so proud of her! She's all growed up now!

Hahahahahaha.

But seriously, it was totally time for someone to slap some sense into that Cheesecake child.

Temari, remember when you were jealous that Brownie walked with Kin? Well, yeah, he walked with you back to our lockers. So, I'm starting to think that our dear, sweet Brownie is actually a MAN SLUT. That's right. I went there. He might be the next Kakashi-sensei…okay, maybe not. Because that's bad.

Like, really bad.

P.S. I GOT A 100 ON MY PSYCHICS TEST YEAH THAT'S WHAT'S UP BITCHES!

And you are not my mother, Ino Yamanaka, I don't need to respond to every second of every day! I was doing something very, very, very important and I didn't realize you texted me until this morning.

That's right, I was gaming.

And kicking ass, might I add?

Man, I'm in a good mood. I'm kinda tempted to throw my erase at Brownie's head.

You know, 'cause he's a man slut.

Mousse is giving me weird looks. I don't know why, though. Like what the heck, man, I know I have a zit but it's not like you need to CONTINUOUSLY stare at it. Jeez.

Have you ever noticed we use caps a lot when we're writing? We are all very temperamental women, I'm beginning to think…

SERIOUSLY WHY IS HE STILL LOOKING AT ME.

Okay, I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna ask him.

…

wow, I suck.

Convo:

Me: Yo, do you have a problem or something?

Him: What? (some genius.)

Me: You keep staring at me!

Him: …No, I don't.

Me: *glares FINE.

Him:…

Me:…

Him:…

Me: OK YOU ARE TOTALLY LOOKING AT ME!

Him: If you noticed me looking at you, maybe you're the one looking at me and I should be questioning you as to why you keep looking at me. (Stupid Brownie starts laughing.)

Me….

Like, seriously, why do I even open my mouth? I think I'm turning into Ino…

God, help me.

10-10

So yup that's it.

No idea if it'll continue.

But I was just randomly inspired, you know?

LOVE YOU ALL.