Disclaimer: I do not own:

Queen's song, "We Will Rock You";

Naruto or the organization Akatsuki.

LunarLocket made most of this (I like Konan's verse best LOL)

Akatsuki Will Rock You

V1: Kisame, you lead us off!

Buddy you're a tall man, shark man

Got a giant sword strapped to your back

You got gills on your face

You big Shark-Face

Waving your sword all over the place

Singin' "I will, I will, eat you"

"I will, I will eat you"

V2: Alright, Tobi, if you must…

Tobi is a good boy, strange boy

With an orange mask strapped to your face

You got no face

You big disgrace

Annoying Deidara all over the place,

Singin' "Tobi is a good boy!"

"Tobi is a good boy!"

V3: Zetsu, your turn (that means both of you..)

Buddy you're a green man, ugly man (Zetsu: Hey, WTF is this?!)

With a giant plant living on your head

You got two faces

You eat your prey

Chewin' up bodies all over the place

Singin' "I will I will eat you"

"I will I will eat you"

V4: Konan! You're up!

Buddy you're the girl with the blue hair

Cursin' all around

Gonna kick ya some ass someday

You got piercings on your face

You paper mache

Cursin' at Pein all over the place

Singin' "You're a, you're a shithead!"

"You're a, you're a shithead!"

V5: Hidan, I don't care if it's against your faith, get up there!

Buddy you're a church man god man

With your silver hair slicked right back

You got the faith

You big god face (Hidan: What the hell… Me: Sorry! I didn't write this one!!)

Waving your religion all over the place

Singin' "Kami, Kami-sama!"

"Kami, Kami-sama!"

V6: It's finally Weasel-kun (Itachi)'s turn! Yay!

Buddy you're a psychopath, crazy-ass

With your girly black hair tied right back (Itachi: Oh, I am so gonna kill you…)

You got red eyes

You're goin' blind

Massacring your clan, leave your brother alive

Singing:

…I don't sing…

Oh, come on, Itachi-kun! Please?

No.

I'll be your best buddy…

No.

I'll give you to your angsty little brother…

For the love of Kami-sama, please don't!

Then sing.

Aren't we running out of time?

Damn you're good. Okay, I'll end it.

A/N: I love torturing them. Anyway, I know we forgot Sasori, but we'll get him later. Send any ideas for others like this to me, LunaDance506, or LunarLocket.