Hey here's the magical surprise (it took me so long to do this :( sorry) P.S. Read 10 Things I Hate About You I'm revising it because it was word for word from the movie. I'll take suggestions fro other movie to Naruto fics. I have one in mind but other ideas are great.
OUTTAKES!! (srry if they seem stupid)
"A long time ago, in the land of Kono-ka-"coughs none stop for 5 mins "Fly down my throat. Ill be ok" continues coughing
"As she sat down she watched as Sakura danced around with her father smiling and… OMG Shunsuke you dropped Sakura!!"
"WAHHHHHH I think he broke my leg!!"-lil Sakura
"No I need a medic-nin here NOW"-me
"Umm… this is an AU fanfic…there are no nins here midnight"-lil Sakura
"My bad…… Hey did you see that shadow move? Nobody panic the shadows are attacking"-me
"MY LEG IS HEALED!!"-lil Sakura
She turned to grab it but the raven-haired boy pushed her back and shut the door
"OWWW I closed my finger in the door"-lil Sasuke
"Oh are you ok Sasu-chan?" –lil sakura
"Hn"-lil Sasuketurns away and blushes
"Her let me kiss it" –lil Sakura kiss his hurt finger "There that better?"
"Yes thank you" –lil Sasuke
"Good" –lil Sakura gives Sasuke a big hug which he returns
me- O.o
Going sssomewhere, ku ku ku" Orochimaru spoke quietly before laughing. Then he lunged at Sakura and he… hey did he just miss Sakura and fall through the ice? Oh well At least Sasuke is free back in the real Naruto world. Alright we need a new Orochimaru any takers?"
"I'm still alive"- Oro
"Hm not really" – Me pushes Oro back under "anyone?"
Sasuke suddenly began to sing (I know it's the apocalypse)
"It's the rumor,
The legend,
The mystery-"
"Naruto why are you laughing!?" -me
"haha- teme -haha- singing. -haha- he -haha- can actually sing -haha" -naruto
"dobe..." -sasuke
"Haha-- " -naruto
"sasuke stop strangling naruto" -me
kept a roof over my head" The girl finished as her scarf was completely tugged off by the-- OMG YOU OLD BAG YOU'RE CHOKING SAKURA!! SOMEONE GET THAT SCARF OFF HER NOW!!
Naruto and Sasuke had been at the theater for hours listening to the quite horrible performances of the "Sakura's". Finally their last actress came on.
"Lets see her name is Fugiwara Karin" Naruto whispered to Sasuke. He nodded on response.
"Hello Grandmamma. It's me" At this Karin paused to drop her jacket of her shoulders and struck a drag queen pose "Sakura" She smiled looking more and more like a whore every second.
"Thanks" Sasuke said monotonously. And Karin walked off the stage and down to Sasuke... where she sat on his- WAIT KARIN GET YOUR ASS OFF SASUKE-KUN NOW!!
Sasuke- "get off"
Karin- "no" snuggles closer
Me- "Karin-- Sakura what are you doing here. You're not til the-" Sakura punches Karin so hard she goes through the wall. "... never mind."
As Sasuke reached the top of the stairs he began to circle around Akai checking every detail about her.
Sakura- "Hey! Why are you circling me! Were you a vulture in a past life or something. HEY STOP STARING AT MY BUTT!!"
Naruto- "You weren't supposed to get caught teme"
Sakura- "NARUTO!!"
As Orochimaru walked down a set of stairs his lips curled up into a vicious smile. While a bunch of people, with music note tattoos on their foreheads, began to appear he started to sing(a/n yes the second coming of the apocalypse)
"... THIS IS THRILLER!!"
Me- "Stop! Orochimaru you are NOT Michael Jackson coughthoughyoulikelittleboystoocough so lets stick with the correct lyrics."
"Then STOP BOSSING ME AROUND!" Was her reply accompanied with a whack to the head. She crossed her arms over her chest and turned to face the window again. He glared at her back before facing the other direction trying to hide the fact that he was wincing from the blow that seemed to have left a decent sized lump on his head.. Naruto just watched silently enjoying the comic relieve he was getting from these two.
"Well, she sure seems to have a mind of her own" Naruto said speaking to Sasuke.
"Yeah I like that in a woman" Suddenly Sasuke's eye widened in realization at what he said. He saw Naruto staring at him like he had 3 heads and Sakura with her jaw literally dropped to the floor. "Umm... don't read anything into that."
Kakashi(asst. Director)-"Silent are you okay." pokes my limp body on the floor "Anyways take two!"
"Well" Akai said standing up. "It's a place where…" Sasuke refused to move his legs from their propped up position on the seat across from his so Akai was reduced to kicking his legs. "…well…it's…Kami! Just get out of my WAY!" And Akai managed to kick his legs so hard he ended up falling on the floor with her on top of him…just as Naruto walked in.
"Jeez you guys next time tell me when you're going to do--TEME STOP EATING SAKURA'S FACE!!"
Akai smiled at the dog before kicking the lump that Naruto was purposely making by sitting in the center of the sagging mattress. He chuckled when her small foot kicked him until he went flying off the bed and landed on Sasuke.
"Naruto I'm soooo sorry I kicked to hard." Sakura apologized.
"It's okay ... OMG HE'S STILL ASLEEP!"Naruto said motioning to Sasuke.
"That's just unhealthy" Sakura said peering down at the said boy.
"If you two don't back of now i'll kill you both." Sasuke threatened.
Naruto and Sakura ran to their beds and hopped in spitting out clipped good nights
"Much better" Sasuke chuckled.
Hn." And Sasuke slugged him so hard Orochimaru went flying across the bridge and off the side.
"NOOO I'M BLASSSSTING OFF AGAIN!!"
Me- "Hey wrong anime this isn't Pokemon!"
Sorry it wasn't that funny. I tried and got lazy at the end. I've started my revision of 10 Things I Hate About You-Naruto Style so read that It's another movie turned to Naruto with a lot more characters then this. Thanks for all your support.