If you haven't seen Ouran Host Club you are missing out, one of the best mangas I've ever read. Just so ridiculously funny I mean the main guy Tamaki is priceless and of course Haruhi is the flippin' win. It's also an anime if you don't like reading.

Ages:

Sokka, Zuko, Haru, Jet and Teo: 17

Aang, Katara and Toph: 16

Miraculously Teo can walk in this one, just for the sake of everything flowing better.

Finally, this story switches between Toph and Sokka point of view but sometimes I write it from someone else's so I'll tell you who each chapter is.

Disclaimer: I do not own Avatar: The Last Airbender or Ouran High School Host Club

Toph's point of view

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Kiss, Kiss Fall in Love

Chapter 1

Roses and Cookies

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This is horrible. First day of school and I'm already late. I'm running all over the place looking for my classroom, sun streams in through the high windows and my shoes click on the marble staircase. The gentle murmur of students can be heard through the dozens of doors I pass. I've got my books in one arm and my other is pumping furiously. My hand drifts over the wall and meets a wooden door. No voices are coming from this door and it seems to my safest bet. I open the door.

Flowers.

All I can smell is flowers. Overpowering would be an understatement. A voice almost made of roses call out to me, "Welcome to the Host Club!" Now the room in my mind that was filled with roses is filled with very attractive men, well whatever attractive men look like. The door slams beside me and I back up against the wall as a pair of expensive, tailored shoes walk towards me. My breath catches in my throat as her gently tips my face upwards and pushes my bangs to the side, "What unusual eyes…"

"I'm blind thank you very much." I swat his hand away, "is this the English class?" stupid question; I should've expected the stupid answer.

"No silly," another voice, much younger than Rose's, more like pansies, "This is the Host Club, weren't you listening?"

Right, a Host Club. Fantastic, "Oh… well where's the English class?"

"Not here." A fresh forest walks towards me, I can almost hear the smirk on his face, "and you've already missed it so why don't you just hang around." I back away from the approaching boys and slowly begin backing up, anything to get away from Rose, Pansy and Tree.

I bump into someone, they grab my shoulders and twist me around, he smells like burning fire, as he looks me over. I cough from the smell of ashes and manage to hack out, "Uh hi."

"Hello." Ember lets me go and I trip over my own feet into some kind of pedestal. Something wobbles behind me followed by a shattering. Something tells me I am officially screwed.

"Oh no…that was going to be in our auction…" a new voice speaks, it comes closer and instead of flowers, a forest or a cooling fire I smell cookies, "fetching a price of about…" the beep of a calculator, "300,000…"

"Dollars?!" I spit out, recoiling from the high price.

"Yes." Cookie says, "Will that be cheque or cash?"

"Right now? I don't have that money!" I'm lying but I'm not paying for a stupid vase someone else made me knock over.

"Well I'll just have to call security then."

"No, no you don't have to do that!" Rose has wandered over, "I've got a better idea for this boy. You will be our servant until you pay off your debt."

They want me to be their servant boy?! Boy? Boy! They think I'm a BOY! "I'm not a bo…"

Someone catches me in a hug, lifts me off the ground and swings me around. "Yay! He's going to stay with us!" I'm forced into Pansy's chest and then he puts me back on the ground, "But we don't know your name!"

"Toph." I don't get the last name out because I'm doing my best to keep in my breakfast as the room spins beneath my feet.

"Well Mr. Toph, welcome to the world of Host Club." This chump smells like earth.

"Fantastic. I can barely contain my joy." The group claps happily. Clearly, attractive men don't know what sarcasm is.

One hour later. I have definitely missed English by now.

"More tea please."

"This is humiliating."

"Think about that before you go around knocking over priceless vases." Sokka (Rose) says happily. I don't feel like arguing and pour him the tea.

Teo (Cookie) walks over, "Good, good, but I think you need a makeover." Before I can protest someone walks in front of me.

"Do you want a glass of milk Tophie?" Aang (Pansy and rightly named in my opinion) asks me holding a cool glass of cow juice.

"I told you not to call me that! Its just Toph. T-O-P-H!" he whimpers and, against my will, I feel a bit bad, "Sure. I'll have a glass of milk." He claps happily hands me the milk and skips off humming happily.

"Well 'just' Toph," I get an arm caught around my shoulder, "I think Teo's right."

Another arm weaves around my shoulder, "As do I." I've got Jet (Tree) on my left and Haru (Earth) on my right, weighing me down.

"A new uniform? What's wrong with how I look now?" boyish haircut, bangs covering my eyes, a sweater with sleeves too long for my short arms, flat chest and dress pants. This might be the reason my gender was mistaken.

"The whole 'poor orphan' look isn't exactly good for the Host Club's image." Teo says and he pushes me towards a room, "Katara will be in charge of hair, Aang and Zuko, you're on uniform duty. Haru and Jet are doing etiquette."

"What about me?"

"Sokka you're going to train Toph in the art of Hosting, I mean you are the King." He claps his hands, "Com'on people let's make Toph Host Club material!"

Great. I'm a boy. Also a poor orphan. Work for 5 spoiled boys. Been called Tophie. Owe a Host Club 300,000 dollars and the first hour of school hasn't even finished.

This is going to be a great year.

A/N

Okay short first chapter but expect longer chapters in the future!