A preview/introduction of a plot to come:

Bad Religion (A Naruto Fanfic)

By Ryu no sendo Tenshi

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In all of the world, all the sub-universes and all the secret worlds, at least one thing stays the same. The existence of religions.

The devotion and belief of great beings such as "Gods", "Angel" and their holy sanctuary portrayed as as safe haven called "Heaven" where only the good belongs. Such religions are integrated in the minds of followers of being the one true religion and everyone should follow or suffer great damnation in the underworld of which they fear, which is called "Hell". "Hell" is called a place for the damned or the people who are generally evil sinners. It is usually a place with inferno and great tormenting to the unlucky souls in the place. Heaven and Hell contrast each other and has for centuries, millenniums, and ever since a person thought up such of a thing called "Religion".

However, we live in a society and world as not every God is all-knowing and loving.

Some Gods display what flaws that an usual would have; ignorance, lust, and drunken on power. These Gods are praise still by people who know they are evil. These people know that these Gods are actually "Devils" in disguised and yet, choose a life of which they worship them. Some say these people are the forms of evil themselves but others think more critically into thinking that maybe they think in the inside of what kinds we worship are actually evil itself.

We will not know the answer to the question itself nor will we actually know that there is a god(s) or goddess(es) out there to actually praise. All we must do is believe that there is such a being who will save us all from the cascading dark that will have fell inside of...

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"We must pray again..." A sullen voice said with reverence leaking within it. It belonged to a man. "Before we go out and battle again."

"Yes, master." A teenager boy's voice could be heard. "We shall."

"Here." The man's voice said again. "Take this pike. You know what we must do with it." He said, holding his own pike.

Even with the man's dark eyes closed, he could still feel the boy's nodding. "Yes."

The teen grunted as he tried ignoring the pain filling his veins and screaming at his body. This was a regular form of his religion, he could not let the pain get to him but his master said the pain was good. Their god loved their pain and loved how they prayed to him/her/it. He could hear his master sigh as the pike also impaled his chest. The teen dug the pike as far as it can go, just as long as it didn't hit his heart. Unlike his master here, he didn't reach true immortality just yet but he so close... so close he could feel it. Like any pain that came to him, quickly dissolved as if it was never there to begin with. All because of that blessing that his god has bestowed on him.

Without so much as thinking anymore about what his god has blessed him with, he held his hands in a praying-form with his master already doing so and both spoke at the same time.

"Beloved but anguished God of our faith
Let us pray to you once again
Let us be filled with your knowledge
And your infinite path of destruction
Let us abuse your power once again
To create the mayhem you so deserve
Let us create the destruction you want
Forgive us for using this power again
For they may be our last time
In the evil God's name, Jashin, amem!!"

Rising to his feet and his young disciple following, Hidan smiled. "Now, let us kill again, Naruto."

The blond haired, red eyed boy nodded. "Let us, Hidan."

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Author's Note: Surprise, surprise. I bet you didn't see that coming.

Just a preview of what's to come in this fictional story. As you can see, Hidan and Naruto starts in this and for once, am I creating a villainous Naruto with psychotic virtues. Now, I bet you're asking, "What?! How did Naruto get with the evilest guy in the Akatsuki?" Well, if I ever start another chapter of this story, I will tell you. Until then, enjoy this because I'm not going to update this until I'm finished with "Why You Shouldn't Play With The Devil".

I don't own Naruto Uzumaki, Hidan or any character from the show Naruto.