A/N: Hey it's the name of the treasure in the grand line set sail for one piece… it's ginyu force time mother fuckers
… I want a burger… with Mayo lettuce and mustard ketchup and this making me really hungry and I have no lunch money today TT and there will be no yaoi but on a related note Mayoko Namikaze would like anyone reading this to vote in her poll so please and thank you
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Week after last chapter
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Naruto ran towards the training ground looking forward his first team training since they got back from the wave. In the past week he and Anko had done some hard core training and Naruto was fairly competent in use of his Zanbato he had also on an unrelated note become completely addicted Icha Icha paradise. Hopping from tree to tree he landed gracefully next to the training grounds for team seven.
"Hey kit I think you're team should come up with a more creative name then team seven it doesn't exactly strike fear into one very soul." The Kyuubi said only to be ignored by the blonde but this didn't stop his other tenant from interjecting his own thoughts.
"I believe the the warriors of justice is nice." Tenshin was beaming at his own suggestion. Naruto nearly fell over laughing at Angels suggestion, Kyuubi could also be heard howling in the recesses of Naruto's mind. A few minutes later Sasuke showed up and walked over to Naruto and smiled.
"Hey Naruto I was thinking about how much of a jerk I was to you-"Naruto cut him off to say something.
"Every one" Naruto corrected Sasuke who in turned sighed.
"Fine I was a jerk to everyone you dobe, but to make it up to you I got you this." He said handing Naruto a very fine piece of silk cloth and a bottle of expensive sword polish. Naruto was very moved by the gift being among the very few he ever received.
"Sasuke I don't know what to say I love it… them thank you." Sasuke smirked lightly being glad his friend liked the gift.
"Think nothing of it Naruto I had the silk lying around and I have access to all the Uchiha funds so the sword polish was nothing so don't get all teary eyed on me." He said giving his shoulder a punch.
"I know" said the Kyuubi. "the teary eyed avengers." This caused both the Kyuubi and Tenshin to laugh wildly. To get the two shut up Naruto decided to propose the idea of naming the team to Sasuke.
"Hey Sasuke what do you think about naming the team?" Sasuke looked thoughtful for a moment before interjecting his comment.
"Why not how about the deadly duo plus Sakura."
"One that's gay as fucking hell two… why include Sakura."
"Point taken we'll think of something cool." In a few minutes Sakura came to the training grounds eyeing Naruto's sword.
"Hey Sasuke-kun do you want to go on a date?" Sasuke twitched hoping that she would have taken the hint the last time she asked. But before he could tell her no, Kakashi had popped out of no where and addressed all three.
"I have good news and bad news which do you want first." Naruto decided to answer only to be cut off by Kakashi. "Bad news got it now just so you know this new is very important and will affect the rest of your lives." All three students gathered around Kakashi and listened carefully. "My favorite kunai has a crack in it."
"NANI!" all three yelled at the same time "How does that 'bad news' affect us Kakashi-sensei!?" Naruto asked glaring at the taller man.
"Guess it isn't but the good news does… I signed you three up for the Chunin exams."
"What really we get to become chunin you are the best Kakashi!" Naruto said grinning happily glomping the silver haired jonin, Sakura being the evil little Nazi fairy1 she is deceived to try and bring Naruto down and said.
"Yeah right Naruto as if some one like you could pass on to Chunin, Sasuke on the other hand will probably be promoted to Jonin since he's so amazing." As she said this, Sasuke and Naruto started to talk strategy. Sakura being infuriated that Sasuke was being talked to by such a peon shouted at Naruto.
"Who gave you permission to talk to Sasuke-kun you worthless dobe?" Naruto glared at the pink haired girl.
"Fuck you ya dumb broad I'm useful … you suck." He turned around and started talking again. Sakura started to fume at the remark and glared at Naruto and looked at Kakashi.
"Sensei how can you let that baka talk to me like that?" at this Kakashi had to agree with his female student.
"Naruto no matter your personal opinion of your team mate you must respect them" before he could finished Sakura pointed at Naruto and said.
"Yeah you moron listen to sensei." She said quickly.
"Sakura you are worse then Naruto and need to learn to respect him got it." He said in a grave tone. Sakura instead of apologizing just walked over to Naruto and Sasuke and listened to there plans.
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A/N: I know it's short but for now it's all I can think of if any one has any idea's tell me you'll get credit… unless it's really generic like 'have Sasuke learn a jutsu of some sort.' The nect chapter will be better I promise
1. Nazi fairy is what all my friends call my ex who is just like sakura only really short and more of a bitch