"Get in the car Ryan."

"Eyeball, why the hell would I want to get in the car with you? Hmm? Enlighten me."

"Just get in the car Ryan."

"Eyeball, if I was stuck in a desert and you were the only car for thousands of miles, I still wouldn't get in the car with you."

"Aw come on Ryan, you can't hate me that much. Think of all the good times we've had."

"Ha, funny. If you count 'good times' as practically kidnapping me and trying to murder me, then you're right. And by the way, I can walk home."

"Ryan, your house is three miles away."

"Good, I can use the exercise, I've been meaning to shed a few pounds anyways, asshole!" I spat back at him.

"Now why would you want to go doing that? You look hot just the way you are."

"Oh my god Eyeball. Just get it through your thick skull that I want you to just leave me alone. Okay?"

"Fine. But I will be back for you."

Oh Jesus.

Eyeball sped off and I was glad he didn't realize I had had my car today. I searched for my keys in my bag, and I was starting to get a little frantic when I couldn't find them for a good five minutes.

"Looking for these?" Eyeball was standing leaning against his car and I could see my keys glistening in his hands.

"Asshole! Give me those!" I said while trying to grab them from his hands. Damn him for being taller than me.

"Will you let me drive you home?"

"Eyeball, do we have to go over this again. I am NOT letting you drive me home! Now give me my keys."

"Nope, sorry. Guess I'll just keep your keys until you give me a chance."

"Ugh!!"

"I love it when you're angry." He said with a smirk.

I didn't say anything and just got into his car and slammed the door hard enough that I hoped it would break. Hard to think the last time I was in his car I was practically getting kidnapped.

"So Ryan, where are we going on our date?"

"Eyeball, just shut the hell up and drive me home. And I want my keys back."

"Why the hostility Ryan?"

"Why the hostility?! Eyeball do you see this!?" I said while pointing to and shaking my cast, resulting from when Eyeball grabbed my wrist so hard it broke. "This is what you did to me!"

"Oh yeah." He said as he cracked open a beer.

"Oh this is good, I'm glad you're the responsible driver that you are." I said while turning to look out the window.

"Heh, you're humor amuses me."

"If you think this is humor then you'll be laughing real hard when you see how funny my 'humor' gets if you don't give me my keys back."

I had to admit it was a great feeling being a bitch to him.

"Oh just keep um coming Ry. I've got all day."

"Yeah, well I don't. Here's my house and I need my keys."

"What's the magic word?" He said while laughing.

"What are we, five?"

"Just say it"

"No!"

"Say it!!"

"NO!!"

"SAY IT!!"

"UGH!! PLEASE!!"

"That wasn't too hard, now was it?"

"You make me sick Eyeball Chambers."

I slammed the car door and ran into my house, slamming the door in the process.

"What's wrong Boo?"

"Nothing mom, just another run-in with Eyeball."

"Why doesn't that boy just leave you alone?"

"I don't know mom, I guess he just likes my natural 'charm'."

I was still angry and slammed yet another door as I went into my room. I plopped down on my bed and all I could think was, why me?