Funny InuYasha character interviews.Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters except Shiori and Catherine.

Hello. I am Shiori and this is my sister Catherine. Today we are

interviewing my good friend… Naraku. Oh here he is. Take a seat.

Sooooo… Naraku. 'Yes?' Why are you a spider? Why not a purple

Elephant or a unicow? 'Well… I really have no idea, but I think it has

Something to do with my parents.' Right. Well this next question is

Why do you hate Sesshomaru? 'We went to the same preschool and he

Stole my camel animal cracker. I've hated him ever since.' Okay then

Moving on. What are your goals in life? 'Destroying Fred Fredburger.'

That's all the time we have. See you next time when we interview

Catherine's friend Bankotsu.