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Random Percabeth story.
Percy's POV.
"Brother, will you give my hunters and these half-bloods a ride to camp? I need to find the monster and kill it. And please do not flirt with my hunters. If you do a good job, I may even give you a few tips on haiku's, okay?"
"Sure, no prob, sis. But don't give me bad haiku's like you used to."
"I gave you haiku's by some of the best haiku authors in the world. At least they could think of something better than "I am so awesome". Even an idiot could think of something better than that."
"Yeah, whatever, you know you're jealous because you can't think of something as cool as that."
"Just take them to camp!"
So Apollo turned the sun chariot into a bus and we started to get in when he stopped me.
"Dude, your chic's hot!"
"She's not my chic!"
"I'm not his chic!" Annabeth and me yelled at the same time.
"And she's not ho--well, yeah she is hot, OH CRAP!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!" Annabeth screamed.
"Crap, crap, crap, crap…Uh, nothing, I didn't say anything."
A smile played on her lips. "You said I was hot."
"No, he said you were hot, I was just merely agreeing with him."
"That's the same thing." Her face had cracked into a wide grin.
"Ha, Seaweed Brain said Annabeth was hot. This is good."
"Shut up, Thalia!" I snapped back.
"Dude, I should be like the god of getting people together." Apollo broke into our conversation.
"No, more like the god of making people say they like their best friend!" I yelled before I realized what I said.
"Oh crap."
"Oh my gods, Percy, you just said you liked me!" Annabeth screamed.
"You know what? I like that title. I'll go and ask Zeus about it."
"Kelp face likes Annabeth? This just keeps getting better and better."
"Thalia, I am going to turn you into a little fish that will get eaten by piranhas if you don't shut up!"
"So she is your chic. I am always right. Don't worry, man, she likes you too, I can tell. Otherwise she would be all over me."
"Yeah, right! In your dreams Sun Boy!"
"Do you seriously want me to leave you here while we leave? Just admit it, you like him."
"Fine, I like him."
"You like me! This is so awesome!"
"Man, wait until I tell everyone at Camp Half-Blood. This will be great. Priceless."
"Thalia, we will throw you off of a bridge if you don't shut up!" Annabeth yelled at her.
"Hey, Annabeth, want to go for a swim after we get back? I'll show you Atlantis. I hear their buildings were so complicated and really cool."
"Sure, that sounds great!"
"So…the famous question. Who gets to drive?"
We all groaned.
The End.