Title: Of tea… and coffee.

Summary: " You're not my cup of tea." Edgeworth walked over as the door started to open. " …I prefer coffee."

Disclaimer: Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney belongs to Capcom.

Pairing: EdgeworthPhoenix

Warning: -gasps- It's the return of the old lady!! …And a little suggestiveness. So yeah, it's T-Rated.

Of tea… and coffee

Edgeworth groaned. His left hand was currently rubbing his temples, while his eyes were closed shut. A frown was obvious on his face, yet it was somehow missed by the person standing in front of him. For a moment, Edgeworth cursed the fact that he could never be early for once.

" …and this young man was crushing on me. Oh and he bought me tea and dinner and all. Oh the memories. Well, now it's my turn to do it for you, Edgey-poo. So, so, I went all the way downtown and bought you this cup of tea, and oh it's hot…"

Edgeworth's eye twitched. " Ms. Oldbag." He interrupted. " Yes, Edgey-poo?" Oldbag asked expectedly. Edgeworth glanced at the clock. 3 minutes to 5p.m.. He heard the familiar footsteps moving near. Edgeworth smirked, standing up. " It's not that I do not appreciate your effort, Ms. Oldbag… It's just that…" The person was just a few steps from his office door.

" You're not my cup of tea." Edgeworth walked over as the door started to open. " …I prefer coffee." The door opened fully. " Miles– mmgh…" Edgeworth's smirk almost widened. The two broke apart, and the other looked flushed. " It seems to be a miracle that you're early, Phoenix." The attorney shot him a confused look. " What was that for… Wait, isn't that…" Phoenix asked.

Edgeworth shrugged and grabbed Phoenix's hand, lacing them together. " Come on, I feel like having a cup of cappuccino today." Edgeworth said. Phoenix raised an eyebrow. " Where?" Phoenix asked playfully. Edgeworth smirked. " …My house."

And so the attorney and prosecutor left, leaving a very dumbstruck and red with –

" NOOOOO WAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!!"

- anger old lady behind.

A/N: Well, there's the saying, " You're not my cup of tea," right? And my sister used to add, " I prefer coffee," behind. So well, Edgeworth is a tea person, and Phoenix probably takes more coffee, so, and pun intended, this came out. Did anyone get that suggestiveness at the end? –smiles with glint in eyes –