Twilighter's Anonymous Not an AN but not a Chapter either, a twilight fanfic

ATTENTION

ATTENTION! IF YOU ARE VAL, OR HAVE NOT READ BREAKING DAWN, DO NOT READ THIS CHAPTER!! UNLESS, YOU WANT TO BE SPOILED. --

Don't keep looking!-- --Your gonna be spoiled, like milk on a hot summer day when your fridge isn't in running order.-- --If your reading this, and not Breaking Dawn, your gonna be mad, I'm spoiling everything. --WARNING! WARNING! AN ICE CR4EAM TRUCK VENDOR IS STEALING BREAKING DAWN FROM YOUR TABLE! --HEY LOOK A LEOPLORADON CHARLIE! IT'S A MAGICAL LEOPLORADON ON YOU COPY OF BREAKING DAWN! NO LEO THE LEOPLORADON, DON'T EAT MY COPY OF BREAKING DAWN! NOOOOOOOO! --(Cant say I didn't warn ya. D)--

Okay, I felt like the story needed an update, but I haven't even started the next chapter so this Chapter/Note is going to be me, giving you a run down of how I liked Breaking Dawn!

Also, special thanks to D.Sunny.D for being the 100th reviewer…you're gift is Edward, not really! Just this Chapter-y thing.

Okay, so first off, our trip to NYC was great! Justin was such a good musician, we met a girl from North Dakota named Anne, and I said "thanks" to Stephenie Meyer!

OUR CONVERSATION:

SM: Hi! How are you?

ME: THANKS! –Mentally slaps herself for being an idiot-

No lie, I was totally star struck.

NOW THE REAL SHIT!

So if you read Breaking Dawn, I really would like to know your opinions. I would like to say, I love the Series as a whole, but this book really, eh, annoyed me. And it seems like I am the only one that was major-ly disappointed.

I thought it was like, too over the top.

Since when could Bella have a baby with Edward?

Really I would like to know. First off, in the book, Carlisle goes off explaining that Vampires have 25 Chromosomes, Ware- nope sorry Aro, Shape-Shifters, have 24, and Humans have 23. Right. Okay, now that I know I suck at Biology, I am lost. Why couldnt he just say, Ummm yeah, they had sex, and made a baby. Make it easy on me. But, didnt Stephenie say when youre a vampire you have only venom in your system. Sperm is not Venom! THAT iseasy to figure out, even if your not a scientist! (HA, Jackie!) Okay, I know Stephenie is not a scientist, like me (!), so I won't hold that against her, but she seemed like she read too much Bad FAN FICTION.

SM: Hmm, I hate writers block. I need an idea. Ohh, I know! Let's see what's on !

-Looks, up countless stories-

SM: Whoa, Bella. Pregnant? Hmm. I should try that out, though I have said before Vampires are stones that cant make sperm come out of there privates! Oh well!

Another thought about the baby, and this is just my own opinion, again, but I hate the name!

Renesmee Carlie Cullen? Way to be creative. I feel like if it was a boy it would Edcob Aliela (Edward + Jacob and Alice + Angela.) I just don't like that name. But the nickname, Nessie, fits the little monster, doesn't it?

Oh! I called her a monster! Do I take that back? NO! When you start tearing your mother's placenta up, crack 2 ribs and break her spine, you can consider yourself a monster. Or the fact she likes biting people, or the fact she likes blood when she can eat food. That's called cannibalism! I think?

Why wasn't this book called A Midsummer's Night Dream 2?

Now, I know that SM has said this book was loosely based off of the play, but she said loose. Loosely would be if Jake got up and said something like "Bella has Edward- I shouldn't still be in love with her." That's loose. But imprinting on a ½ Vampire baby? Ohkaaaaayyyy. That is NOT loose!

I find it funny Jake could even look at the thing. He hated Vampires, he hated Edward. But yet he falls in love with a thing that is Half Vampires, and Half Edward's? Surely. Hey, whatever floats his boat? But, I am still under the impression of Eclipse Jake who loved Bella way to much and was all like "Ahh Kiss me Bella or Ill go die!" I was just way too used to him being all mushy for Bella for him to imprint on Residue or whatever the little thing is called.

Another point is, Bella totally was in love with her little Evil Spawn, and not Edward. I found this sort uf unnerving. Im not a mother, but I know Mother's would do anything for there babies, they love them unconditionally. But Bella always loved Edward that way too, so I didn't understand why at one part she was all like. "I have to save my baby! I don't care about Eddie anymore!" YOU CAN LOVE THEM BOTH! But whatever.

OCD POV OOC and OC?

In the first 3 books, SM did not switch the POV, except for the very last part, because it was necessary to show Jacob's grief for loosing Bella, which wasn't really all there because he wound up in love with someone else. Now, wouldn't it be smart to keep the POV down to Bella? It has always been from Bella's POV and I really feel like she changed so much in this book, not just appearance wise that we should have heard more of her thoughts. But, to tell you the truth, I liked Jake's part the best- and I hate Jacob Black. He actually added some normalcy into the book, because this book was so OOC.

Speaking of OOC-ness, I think Rosalie has a mood disorder. In Twilight she was all like "Ew, Bella's human! I hate her!" In New Moon she's like, "OMG! LET'S GO TELL EDWARD BELLA DIED SO HE CAN KILL HIMSELF!" In Eclipse she's all like "Bella! I was raped so now you must feel bad for me." And then in Breaking Dawn she is like. "Let Bella die! I don't care; I want the little mutant baby! GIVE HER TO ME OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE WANNA-BE HUMAN VAMPIRE." Bella wasn't very relatable either, but I'm not getting into that, cause STEPHENIE DID ON THE Twilight Lexicon, go look it up if you want.

Okay, NOW! There were like 2990327532 new Characters in the book. It was way to much to handle, even with the guide in the back, I can't event remember their names now! Except Garret, he's cool.

Okay, so that is my feelings. I definitely liked the book, but it was my least favorite out of the series, except for the almost fight at the end, and when Bella could show Edward what she was thinking, that was so romantic. Tell me yours!