Chapter 5:
Me: Hello my loyal fans with super patience~!! Well, I was going to have Courtney as a guest, but I wasn't sure if she wanted to.. So, I will ask her and have her next chapter! So for now I have... drumroll please~!!! -drum roll- DEIDARA-SEMPAI!!! Say 'hi' Deidara-sempai!!
Deidei: Hi, un. -glare's at me-
Me: Hi~!!! Are you excited about being a guest?? 'I doubt it! Ya drugged him, tied him up, and splashed him with water to wake him...'
Deidei: ........
Me: ........ I TAKE YOUR SILENCE AS A YES!! 'stupid..' Do my disclaimer, pwease!!
Deidei: SnakeyLobve doesn't own Naruto, Cheyanne, or Courtney un. But she owns herself, un.
Me: Thank you very much, Deidara-sempai! Now before you tell everyone what will happen with flames, I am going to respond to my reviews!
Reviews for Chapter 1:
Kelsey –
Why thank you, Kelsey. Your review didn't make much sense, but it said it was good, so I am happy!! (Deidei: How did it not make sense, un? 'Yeah, are you dumb or something?') -glare-
Random Person –
Wai thank you!!! Glad to know you liked it!
Reviews for Chapter 2:
HoratioxRyanObsessedLove –
Bwahahahah! I said I would, and I did! And maybe you won't be paired with him later on... Keep-a-reading and find out! ('You probably will be' Deidei: Agreed, un...)
Reviews for Chapter 3:
Kuragari Rya –
Woot!! I love Orochimaru too!! I will write more, I promise XD. (Deidei:...... 'Haha, no she won't XD') (Me: Shut up guys, I will!)
Anzel- Thank you! I am glad you like it!
Brittany- Wai thankies! It's good to know it's not failing horribly XD. (Deidei:..... Not failing horribly? Have you seen how little reviews you have, un? 'HAHAHAHAHAH')
HoratioxRyanObsessedLove- Hah! My story, so I say you act like that, so neiner neiner! (Deidei: Mature, un. XD 'Yeah. She IS pretty mature, for a 2 year old' Deidei: XD!) (Me:.... -_-)
Review for Chapter 4:
Kuragari Rya- Thank you again, for your review! I am glad you liked it! You get a trophy for being the first to review Chapter 4, and sticking with me even though it took so long for me to update! -hands trophey- (Deidei and Side: -clap clap clap-)
Chey- PFFFT, if I'm the bestest friend ever, why do you want to eat me? I am evil now? Of COURSE -cackle- Now, I may not pair you with Ukon, but I am gonna need some ideas on how you meet up with Gaara...
Me: Alright Deidara-sempai! What do I do with flames? Even though you amazing people have not yet written me one, so I probably don't need to write this XD...
Deidei: Flames will be used to burn SnakeyLobves sister. SEND HER FLAMES, UN!
Me: -punches- THAT'S NOT WHAT I WROTE! Please, don't send flames XD.
Deidei: Whatever, un. Just don't send flames...
Me: Uhm... Good enough....On with the story! Please enjoy!
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Training, from Jades perspective
After Cheyanne, Courtney and I were split up things seemed a lot more awqward for everyone. You could probably sense the tension between Cheyanne and Ukon/Sakon from outer space, and Courtney and Kabuto barely talked to each other. I, on the other hand, was so embarrassed that one of the most amazing sound nins was teaching me. 'What if I mess up? It'll be so embarrasing!' I thought, mortified. I sat in front of him on the grass and he sat down as well. We just kinda sat there for a while before he broke the silence. "Do you know how to control chakra?" he asked, trying to start the lesson. Uh oh... "Uhm.... What's chakra again?" I squeeked and he slapped his head. "Are you serious?" I nodded slowly and he deadpanned.
So he started by explaining chakra, and then showing me how to control it. It was about a half an hour before he finally let me try to control my chakra, and it wasn't going too well. "Concentrate more! Your doing this sloppily. How do you expect to get it when you can't even concentrate?" he yelled and I was this close to quitting. "Oh my gosh! How can you expect me to concentrate when your yelling at me every two seconds!? UGH!" suprised at my explosion, he went to say something but I just went back to trying to control my chakra. Then something hit me (A/N: Not literally xD. 'Damn...') we weren't from this world, so what if we weren't able to control it? Or, what if we didn't HAVE chakra?! I decided to ask "Uhm.. Kimimaro-sensei?" he glared. "Uhm, we aren't from here. So, what if we don't even have chakra?" I asked.
"You have chakra. You're just too incapable of figuring out such a simple task such as controlling it. Now just try to gather chakra in your hand." What a know-it-all! Ugh! "Jerk." I muttered, getting back to what I was doing. About 15 minutes later I started feeling a faint tingling in my hand and soon enough I could feel the chakra gathering. "I think I did it, Kimimaro-sensei!!" I yelled, opening my eyes in excitement. "Close your eyes and keep concentrating, or you'll lose focus!" Kimimaro yelled, but it was too late. "Aw man! Can we do something else? I'll never get this!" I whined, quite obviously getting on his nerves 'Good! I hope I bug him!' 'Shush! I do not! I mean, at least he's trying to teach me!' I nodded at the last thought, changing my mind. "No, keep practicing until you can control it easily" nodding, I went back to concentrating. I practiced (with a little help with Kimimaro) for the next hour and a half. After he was so rude, all of my nervousness about training with him left in an instant.
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Training, from Cheyannes perspective
We went to our part of the clearing, and Ukon/Sakon didn't waste any time before starting the lesson. He decided to teach me how to the shuriken and kunai, which I was glad about, since my concentration is worse than Jades. He first showed me how to hold the kunai and throw it properly, and then gave me a spot on a tree to throw at and moved out of the way. I tried throwing at the tree a few times, before realizing that, while my aim wasn't terrible, the force of my throws were. No matter how hard I tried I couldn't throw it far enough.
"Try using some chakra." he suggested to me, forgetting that he had not taught me how to use chakra yet.
"Uhm, Ukon-sensei, I don't know how to use chakra..." I said, kinda scared. Every time I was going to tell him he was wrong I would remember my dream. I was scared he would go all big and evil, cackling at me not to question his descisions.
"Oh... Right. Well, then go closer and work on your aim for now" since that seemed like the best idea, I went a little closer to the tree and practiced throwing it straightly. And that is what I did for an hour, until my aim was almost perfect. My arm was hurting, since I had only been using my right arm to throw, so Ukon let me rest a little. Courtney looked busy, but it looked like Jade was just sitting there, so I decided to go talk to her. But as soon as I went to walk over, Kimimaro glared at me 'What the heck?! How rude!' I thought sourly, sitting back down. I rested for a few minutes, and then started practicing with my other hand... It was catastrophic.
I did everything that I did on my other hand, but the aim was dreadful. I would aim for a tree in front of me, and hit one beside me instead. I could throw a lot farther with this hand, though. So we worked on my aim again, which was not getting any better. We did this for quite a while and I was getting tired. I just wanted to sleep...
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Training, from Courtney's perspective
This sucked. I didn't want to be a medic nin, and I really didn't want Kabuto as a sensei right now. Why would I be a good medic nin anyways? I didn't want to be a ninja to heal people, I wanted to be the person that sent them to medic nins. I wish Sasuke would just hurry up and come before I leave and look for him myself. I felt bad remembering that I didn't love Kabuto, because that ment I would have to tell him at some point. But for now I would just listen to him lecture me on the use of chakra in healing. After like, a half an hour he finally started talking about something interesting, and that was using what he would teach me in a fight. "Oh my god, finally" I thought sourly, getting sick of hearing him ramble. It was kind of funny how I went from loving him to being irritated by everything he did in a matter of days.
Wow, this was sooo boring. Who would've known learning to be a ninja would be so lame. "You are only half an hour into your first class, of course it's going to be boring" I agreed with myself and looked at the others. Cheyanne was learning how to throw kunai and shuriken, Ukon seemed like he was being pretty helpful to Cheyanne which made me happy. But Jade looked like what she was doing was about as boring as what I was doing since she was just sitting with her back facing me. It looked like her and Kimimaro were yelling at each other (A/N: They're far away from each other XD). "Courtney....?" I jumped and looked at him "Courtney, have you heard a word I just said to you?" Crap... I was too busy being bored to actually listen. "Uhm yeah... Of course.. What makes you think I wasn't?" I asked, hoping to get out of the situation.
"Well, first of all you weren't looking at me. And second of all, I said you name about four times before you answered." He answered, looking at me with that i'm-very-dissapointed-in-you look that parents use when their child has been bad. "Sorry.. But when are we going to do something interesting? Like, fun stuff...?" I asked Kabuto. That question looked like it did not please him... Uh oh..
"Do you think becoming a ninja will be fun? Where did you get such a warped idea from?! Does sitting for hours concentrating on chakra like Jade is doing sound fun? Does throwing kunais at a tree until your arms are numb like Cheyanne is doing sound fun?! Be happy that for now I am just telling you what you will be doing, because training to be a medic nin is hard!" He yelled angrily at me, causing me to flinch. I blinked and nodded my head slowly. "Sorry. Keep going then." I said flatly, looking at him. He went to apologize but I waved my hands to say 'come on, just hurry up and talk'.
And that's exactly what he did.. For another hour. The only difference was this time I actually listened.
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End of training
After two hours of sitting, throwing, and getting lectured the three girls finally got to stop. They met in the middle of the clearing where Orochimaru was waiting for us. "So how was your first lesson? Are you enjoying your senseis? Did you learn anything?" He asked them thinking that their answers would be good. Boy was he wrong.
Jade: "Well my arse hurts from sitting on it for two hours, my brain hurts from concentrating too much, and Kimimaro yelled at me! I don't like him..."
Cheyanne: "My arms feel like jello and I'm exhausted. At least Ukon was nice and helpful."
Courtney: "It was boring... Kabuto yelled at me, too.."
Orochimaru blinked obviously confused at why we had such an awful time. "Don't worry, it'll get easier." We all looked extremely skeptical at that comment. Our senseis came, looking equally as grumpy (A/N: except Ukon, cause Cheyanne wasn't complaining). Orochimaru looked towards them and asked "Were you able to teach them anything?".
Kimimaro: "Hardly. Around an hour into it she actually started getting it, but then she lost focus."
Ukon: "Yes." (A/N: Wow. What an answer XD. Don't hurt yourself talking too much, Ukon dear XDD)
Kabuto: "Hmph. I doubt it. She has troubles paying attention."
Jade and Courtney glared at their senseis, and Cheyanne beamed, excited that she was the only one who progressed at all. Nodding Orochimaru looked back at us and told us we could go inside. So we went in and sat down and started talking. We were all alone so we were able to talk about anything. Courtney started talking "So how was your guys' training?". "Kimimaro sucks. He's so mean! He kept yelling at me because I couldn't concentrate. I mean, really! How about you, Chey?" we both looked to chey and she shrugged her shoulders.
"It wasn't bad. I found out that with my right arm I have good aim but no force, but with my left hand I can throw a lot better but my aim leaves something to be desired." we all laughed and then looked at Courtney. "All Kabuto did was talk, it was terrible. Not to mention he snapped at me." when we didn't look satisfied with her answer she started talking again. "What? Did I say something wrong?" she asked. We shook our heads and Jade spoke up "Want to tell us why you have been acting so strange?" A look of realization was on her face. "Well.." she looked around to make sure no one was around.
She explained everything to us, and we nodded in understanding. "So, you are in a bad position because you realized you don't love Kabuto, and you know you have to tell him." She nodded and we felt pretty bad for her. "I say you just tell him. Don't fake it, that will make it harder" Jade said. Courtney was about to reply but the sound 4, Kabuto, and kimimaro walked in. She quickly shut her mouth and the room became silent. The three of us looked at them, and they looked at us.. Well, Cheyanne and Courtney looked at them. Jade and Tayuya were too busy glaring at each other. Courtney elbowed Jade, which made her look away.
They all sat down and continued their conversation. "Hey, Courtney. You've been here for like 2 weeks, right? I want to have a shower, where do I go?" Jade asked. Courtney got up to bring her there, but Kabuto stopped us. "Dinner is in an hour, so don't be long." we nodded and Courtney and Jade left. Cheyanne looked at them "You seriously eat dinner together all the time? Isn't that a really family-like thing to do?" she asked, confused at why they would do something like eat together. They just nodded and continued to conversation.
10 minutes later
Orochimaru came in and asked us where Jade was, since dinner was going to be done soon. "She's probably in her room." Cheyanne answered. He nodded and went to go tell her it was almost dinner time.
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Courtney had shown Jade where the shower was, and Jade had a nice relaxing 30 minute shower. She quickly made her way to her room because she forgot to bring her clothes with her. She went into her room and started getting dressed. She had pants on, and as she was doing the clasps on her bra she heard the door open. As a reaction she turned to the source of the noise, seeing Orochimaru. There was silence between the two before Jade broke it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! LEARN TO KNOCK, YOU PERVERT!" She screamed, throwing random stuff in his direction. He quickly left and she slammed the door, quickly getting dressed.
Back in the living room everyone stopped talking as they heard a voice and then a door slam. Then they continued what they where doing.
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At the dinner table
Everyone was sitting at the table eating. Cheyanne and Courtney were talking about random things like animals and music. The sound four were talking about training. Kabuto and Orochimaru were talking about when the sound four should go get Sasuke, and Jade was glaring at her plate so intensly that if you looked close enough you could see the plate cowering under her gaze.
She stabbed her fork into her meat, slowly sawing at it with the knife, pretending it was Orochimarus neck. Aside from that, the meal was relatively normal. After the meal everybody went to bed and fell asleep after a tiring day.
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Me: Finito~. Sorry it took so long! Was it good?
Deidei: Heh heh, you failed terribly at training, un.
Me: -glare- That isn't funny. 'It was kinda funny..'
Deidei: Ok, well it was an ok chapter, un.
Me: Thank you!!! Can you tell everyone to---"
Deidei: Click the button at the bottom of the page and send in a review, un.
Me: Why should they review, Deidara-sempai? You have to give a reason!
Deidei: Because I'm sexy and I say so, un.
Me:... While true, I don't think that'll work.
Readers: 0_0 EVERYONE! DEIDARA-SEMPAI TOLD US TO REVIEW~! LETS REVIEW CAUSE HE'S SEXY!
Me: ....... No comment.
Deidei: -grin-
Me: Well, there we go! I hope you enjoyed it!