A/N- Hello, people! This is the bonus chapter to wrap up the camping story. If you don't know what this chapter is about, than you are insane and need to get your head checked. This chapter is about Mr. Cuddle Wuddles's encounter with Lee! If you don't review, than Mr. Cuddle Wuddles with go after you with a laser gun that will turn you into his fluffy teddy bear minion. XD
Credit to Insane-Possessed-Obsessed for ways to torture Lee!! Thanks! Read their fanfic, 20 Ways to Mock Rock!
Time- Before the time skip
Pairing- NejiTen
Italics thoughts, actions, flashbacks, or Lee snoring. Don't worry, you'll see. ;)
Warning- Neji may be a little OOC. Also, be prepared for cracktastic fun!
Disclaimer- I don't own Naruto. Or the characters. Or anything else.
Camping- the Bonus Chapter
It was a dark and stormy night (A/N- Yes, I know that is oh-so creative!). A small figure, about 1½ foot tall, crept through the rainy night, unnoticed, unseen. Mr. Cuddle Wuddles was clutching a lethal looking katana out in front of him, and he had his pack of shruiken around his waist. However, these weapons weren't for his victim. They were merely for protection. His victim was going to get much, much worse torture.
He glanced around with his beady black eyes before he darted across a stretch of open street. No one that was looking out of his or her windows at this time of night would see a teddy bear running across the street. Even if someone did, who would believe them? (A/N- I would. I'm random that way. ;P)
Mr. Cuddle Wuddles's eyes narrowed into menacing slits as he remembered his mission briefing.
Flashback
Mr. Cuddle Wuddles entered the room. "You called for me, boss?"
Neji spun his chair around, smoking a cigar and wearing one of those fancy-shmancy hats. "You bet I did. I've got another mission for you."
Neji tossed a file across his desk, filled with pictures, profiles, and physical info of a certain Konoha beast. "Rock Lee. Apartment 7-A of Konoha Apartments. Know his name, recognize his face. Do what you want with him, just make him suffer."
Mr. Cuddle Wuddles smirked. He was very talented at making people suffer, but he had a softer side that was rarely shown. "What's in it for me?
Neji shoved a bag stuffed with stuff across the table. "I've got the goods."
The bear peered in the bag and smirked. This was going to be too easy.
End flashback
The small teddy bear approached the large building known as Konoha Apartments. Checking the map outside the door, he saw the 7-A was 4 stories up. He sighed and pulled a grappling hook out of his bag. Aiming very carefully, he tossed and hooked it on the window ledge of apartment 7-A. Good aim for a teddy bear.
Mr. Cuddle Wuddles pulled himself up the rope in no time at all. If anyone saw him now, they would shake their heads, convinced that they were going insane. He quickly gained his balance on the window ledge, and put his ear to the window. Scnaaawwwwhhhh, youthyouthyouthyouthyouthyouth… Scnaaawwwwhhhh, youthyouthyouthyouthyouthyouth… Good, he's asleep.
Quiet as a mouse, he carefully opened the window and creeped inside. Mr. Cuddle Wuddles blinked, momentarily blinded. Everything in the room was emerald green. The walls, the carpet, the dresser, and a quick glance told him that the toilet was green, too. In the corner of the apartment was a chair in front of a TV. He smirked. That was all Mr. Cuddle Wuddles needed.
Lee woke up earlier than he usually did. He opened his eyes a tiny crack, and then shut them again. Uggghhh… Why did I wake up so early? Lee reluctantly opened his eyes a bit, but then they flew open in shock. He was facing his television, which was odd. Last time he checked, he was in bed. Glancing down, he noticed the ropes that bound his feet, abdomen, chest, and arms to the chair. Chuckling quietly, Mr. Cuddle Wuddles emerged from the shadows.
Lee gasped, attempted to remove the ropes, and failed miserably. "No chance," Mr. Cuddle Wuddles said quietly. "Those ropes are infused with chakra. There's no getting out of those. Unless, of course, you are Neji. And, apparently, you are not Neji. I mean he's so much better than you are. Gai even knows that."
Lee's eyes filled with tears. Gai-sensei had always told him that he thought he was better than Neji. Had he been lying all this time?
"Anyways…" Mr. Cuddle Wuddles continued softly. "Why didn't you listen? Neji warned you. Two, maybe three times? Hmm?" "H-Hai, Cuddle Wuddles-san." Lee managed to stutter out. "Well, now you get to pay."
Before Lee could protest, Mr. Cuddle Wuddles was back with a tub of warm wax.
"NO!" Lee pleaded. "Please, no! I'll be good! I promise!" The teddy bear slowly shook his head. "No, you had your chance. Now it's time to pay." Mr. Cuddle Wuddles slowly pulled out a cloth and a piece of plastic.
Maneuvering carefully, he stuck the piece of plastic into the wax tub, and swished it around, pulling it out when it was coated in the warm, melted wax. Mr. Cuddle Wuddles coated Lee's eyebrows with the substance. After sticking the cloth to the wax, he yanked the cloth off. Hard. To make a long story short, Gaara's window in the Sand village shattered into tiny pieces.
"NO! MY YOUTHFUL EYEBROWS! NOOOO!!" Mr. Cuddle Wuddles laughed maniacally. "MUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAcough coughHAHAHAHA!!"
Lee was whimpering in pain. "Please… no more." He whispered. "Nope." Mr. Cuddle Wuddles said. " You're not done yet." He whipped out a razor. With a merciless paw, he shaved Lee's bowl cut into a crew cut. A reeeeeaaly bad one. Mr. Cuddle Wuddles held a mirror in front of Lee's face. If mirror could laugh, this one would be in hysterics. There were two large red marks where his eyebrows used to be, and a brand new haircut. "There's your new face."
"And now…" Mr. Cuddle Wuddles whispered, popping a tape into the VCR. The TV's screen burst into life. There was a squirrel on the screen. Lee visibly relaxed. The squirrel was burrowing through the leaf litter. All of a sudden, there was a loud SPLAT! Where the squirrel used to be, there was a very large mallet. A loud voice announced, "And that was number 1 of 1 million ways to kill a squirrel!" This was going to be a very long night for our favorite spandex-ninja.
A/N- Thanks for reading my story! Review please! I won't do another story until I get 30 reviews! My next fanfic will be a NaruHina fanfic, or a SasuSaku. Tell me which in your reviews! Push the review button… you know you want to…