-1Ike's Quest For Proof

Yes I know I have too many chaptered fics going on but currently, I am long beyond the point of caring. But anyway, here's a new concept.

Summary: Ike has had it with all the Yaoi fics and gay jokes. He sets out to proof once and for all that he is a heterosexual to the rest of the cast.

Disclaimer: I own nothing, all the characters belong to Nintendo/Konami/Sega.

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If I've said it once, I've said it a million times. I AM NOT GAY!

I do not like it rough from behind.

I do not have naughty dreams of Pit, Marth, Snake or any other male.

Just because I take care of my hair very well… and I borrow Princess Peach's conditioner, it works wonders, does not make me a fruit!

Not that I have anything against them, I'm just not one of them.

And you know what? I'm going to prove it, to all of you. Whatever it takes, be it voyeur, sex or anything. I will prove once and for all that I am heterosexual.

No more Yaoi, no more ridiculing by the other smashers (even though everybody knows that Roy was rocking Marth's world. Before he got dropped from the Brawl line up), and no more gossip behind my back!

I'll show you all, you'll see.