A/N: Hiya! Okay, so new story :D

I was reading Chicken Soup for the Ninja Soul, by blizzie8836 when I got the idea to start a series of drabbles of my own…I dub it…How to Ninja, 101. haha. Okay, so this first chapter I actually drew once in art class when I was bored…just a little doodle…haha

Enjoy, and review if you like it :D

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…if I did it would be rated HF…for HOLY FUCK! :D

Warning: Yaoi, Slash, Boy x Boy pairings and innuendo's (in your endo) are in this story. Don't like it? Then stfu and don't read :D

How To Ninja, 101

"Foolish Little Brother" senses

It was a wonderfully sunny and happy looking day in some random place in the woods. Ah, yes. The sun was shining, the birds chirping, even the flowers broke out in random dance and song…

Through the woods a shadowy figure walked. He exited slowly and walked on the path, seemingly in no hurry to get anywhere. The wind blew gently and ruffled his ash black hair, causing his bangs to sway in front of his unusual crimson eyes.

Uchiha Itachi.

Missing Nin of Konoha.

Akatsuki member, and elder brother of one Uchiha Sasuke.

Itachi stopped and swept the forest with his eyes.

"…"

'My 'foolish little brother and his obvious to everyone but them lover' senses are tingling.' The elder male thought.

All of the sudden a loud screech of "Itachi!!one!!stfu!!" Could be heard before a black blob attached itself to Itachi's side and started chomping, (or in this case trying and failing miserably) on the older Uchiha's side.

Itachi looked down and glanced at his otouto's figure maniacally chewing on his side. Then, he glanced over to see a blonde haired boy, his brother's friend, Naruto. The young blonde stared at Itachi, then, bored, moved his glance to Sasuke.

Itachi stared.

Sasuke chomped.

Naruto struck a pose in the form of a challenge and pointed at Sasuke.

'How does Kakashi-san deal with these two?' Was the short thought that crossed the elder Uchiha's mind before a loud noise from the blonde interrupted him.

"FIGHT ME Sasuke!!" Naruto screamed.

'I'm good.'

Somewhere in Konoha, Kakashi sneezed.

"Am I getting a cold?" The jounin thought as he was laying in bed next to his lover.

"Iruka, you need to keep me warm!"

"Huh?"

A perverted grin followed by a wail of pain could be heard coming from Iruka's apartment.

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A/N: Haha, not as great as I could have written, but –shrugs- it works :D