Chapter 1
A few days had past since the mission to bring Sasuke back to Konoha had failed. Naruto lay on his bed, with a cup of instant ramen on the bedside table, and his laptop to the left of him. The clouds grew grey as evening time approached, and Naruto pondered on whether Sasuke would ever want to come home, even after he defeats his brother.
He shook the thought out of his head, placed his laptop on his lap and proceeded to sign into MSN. Barely had it been two seconds before an orange tab appeared on the bottom of the screen.
"Huh. It's Sai." he mumbled, as he drew closer to click it.
Silent Artist says: Naruto-kun. You're finally online. I've been waiting to tell you about a chat room I found.
The Ramen Hokage says: oh. Sai. What chat room?
Sai copy and pasted the link.
Silent Artist says: here. Sign up and go on. A few of the Konoha nins are on.
Naruto felt as if the last thing he wanted to do was to go onto a chat room, but he decided that he needed to forget about the previous mission, and that he would get Sasuke back.
Sign up form:
Screen name enter here: RamenKing
That screen name is in use. Please try again.
Screen name enter here: RamenLover
That screen name is in use. Please try again.
"Do you want some help with your screen name? Click here ()" Naruto clicked there.
Options: Ramendaddy
Ramenboy
Ramenlovesme
TheRamenHokage
IwasmadeforRamen
Ramenisgoodforme
Screen name enter here: TheRamenHokage
"Thank you. Please sign in now !
He signed up to the chat room, and logged on.
PrettyinPink (Sakura): Naruto. Took you long enough to get on here eh? Gaara's been asking for you every 15 minutes or so.
TheRamenHokage: aiiii he has? Where is he?
PupDaddy (Kiba): I think he went to the bathroom. I hear that someone sent him a rotten batch of Konoha's mystical chocolate rice balls. And since then… well…it's self explanatory.
..SandKazekage.. has logged on
SilentArtist: eh, Naruto, didn't you send him a batch of Konoha's mys-
TheRamenHokage: aiii, sssh Sai. Gaara, where have you been? :)
..SandKazekage..: I'm going to kill you Naruto.
xInoFlowerx has logged on
xInoFlowerx:hey guys. What's going on? ;)
PrettyInPink: INO-PIG! What are you doing here?
xInoFlowerx:hey billboard brow. I didn't know you finally signed up for this chat room. I've been trying for ages to keep you out.
TheRamenHokage: to self at least Gaara has forgotten about me.
..SandKazekage..:Naruto, don't think I've forgotten! I am going to kill you.
TheRamenHokage: But Gaara, it was an accident. I was with Sakura, she didn't know either.
PrettyInPink: Hey, don't bring me into this. You should have checked when they expired.
ByakuKing has logged on
TheRamenHokage: Neji! Neji!
ByakuKing: Oh. I didn't know this chat room had more members. I preferred it nice and small.
..SandKazekage..:Naruto I will kill you.
xInoFlowerx:SO billboard brow, back from your mission so soon. Did you even see my Sasuke-kun or did you have to turn back because you were getting in everyone's way?
PrettyInPink: Jealous just because I got to see MY Sasuke and you didn't?
xInoFlowerx:oh please! I bet he just wants you to stay away from him. I doubt he ever really wanted to see you.
SharinganElite has logged on
TheRamenHokage: Sas…sas…Sasuke?
xInoFlowerx: SASUKE! ;)
PrettyInPink: Sasuke-kun? Is that you?
SharinganElite: Sakura. We didn't get a chance to really talk when you found Orochimaru's lair, did we?
PrettyInPink: I…we…no.
TheRamenHokage: SASUKE!
xInoFlowerx: SASUKE-KUN!
..SandKazekage..:SASUKE!
ByakuKing:¬¬ Gaara. Ssssh.
SharinganElite:I just wanted to tell you how I feel about you Sakura. Truly. I really-
Mastermind has logged on
Mastermind: I knew I'd find you guys in here. What's up?
PrettyInPink: SHIKAMARU! SHUT UP! Go on Sasuke.
Mastermind: Sasuke? Sasuke's not here.
xInoFlowerx: For a smart guy, you really are dumb Shikamaru. He's SharinganElite.
Mastermind: Don't you guys know anything about computers? That's Sai's I.P address.
All:WHAT??
Mastermind: Yeah. I doubt Orochimaru even has the internet. He moves around so much, I doubt he has most things.
SharinganElite changed his screen name to SilentArtist
SilentArtist:
PrettyInPink: SAI! WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING PRETENDING TO BE SASUKE?
xInoFlowerx: I knew Sasuke had no feeling for you, billboard brow.
SilentArtist: I was doing you a favour I guess. Both Naruto and I saw that he has no special regards for you :) So I tried to help.
TheRamenHokage: Everyone log out, I can see some anger brewing.
PupDaddy logged off
xInoFlowerx logged off
Mastermind logged off
..SandKazekage.. logged off
ByakuKing logged off
TheRamenHokage:Now, sakura-chan, careful, you don't want to get high blood pressure…
PrettyInPink: GET OUT NARUTO, BEFORE I KILL YOU TOO!
SilentArtist: Naruto-kun don't leave me here. I can't log out for some reason!
TheRamenHokage: Sorry Sai.
TheRamenHokage has logged out
End
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