Gay Porn
Glancing around, Seto really wondered how Joey had convinced him to come to this barbeque get-together with his friends and Mokuba. Mokuba seemed happy enough; then again, it was a social event, and for some reason, the kid was a social butterfly. Joey was currently getting enough food to feed a team of horses for two weeks (then again, that meant he'd have lots of energy for... later activities), but was on his way back with two plates piled high.
And then he opened his mouth. "Gay porn!"
Seto raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me?"
Joey blinked at him innocently. "What?"
"Did you just say 'gay porn?'"
The blond's innocently confused expression changed to bewildered. "What d'ya think I said?!"
Seto frowned. "So you didn't say 'gay porn?'"
"I said 'yay corn!'" Joey exclaimed, pointing at the two cobs of corn he'd gotten. "'Yay corn!' 'Yay corn!'"
"Okay, sorry. Maybe you shouldn't talk with your mouth full."
"I wasn't! Ya have a dirty mind, Seto! Ya freakin' pervert!"
"Sorry."
After a few minutes of silence, Joey staring at his plates of food and Seto staring at Joey, the blond sighed loudly and stood, grabbing his lover's wrist. "Come on..."
"Why? Where are we going?" Seto asked in confusion.
Joey shot him a glare. "Ya got me all hot and bothered so now we're goin' to the bathroom. Ya better get me off quick, Seto. I'm hungry."
The brunet raised an eyebrow, then smirked as he was dragged into the bathroom and the door was slammed shut. "Yay, corn."