Word Count: 320

Disclaimer: I do not own POT.

Author's Note: I don't really like this format, but I thought "Usu" didn't need a lot of descriptions, so, yeah. Words in bold are actions.

Chaos

Atobe: Kabaji, keep an eye on everyone. Ore-sama doesn't want any disturbances during practice.

Kabaji: Usu.

Ore-sama walks away

Jirou: Can you get me some pocky?

Kabaji: Usu.

Jirou: Thanks, Kabaji!

Kabaji: Usu.

Kabaji walks away

Yuushi: Sigh Will someone please shut Gakuto's mouth up?

Kabaji: Usu.

Shishido: Oh! Can I do it?

Kabaji: Usu.

Shishido: Can I kick him in the face?

Kabaji: Usu.

Yuushi: Oi, Oi, Shishido.

Gakuto: Can I chop off Shishido's head?

Kabaji: Usu.

Yuushi: Gakuto!

Gakuto: What? Kabaji said I can do it. Nah, Kabaji?

Kabaji: Usu.

Ootori: Kabaji-san, can you please stop them from fighting?

Kabaji: Usu.

Kabaji grabs Shishido

Shishido: Oi, get your hands off me, Kabaji!

Kabaji: Usu.

Kabaji lets go and Shishido falls face first on the ground

Gakuto: Doesn't that hurt?

Shishido: Yes… it does.

Gakuto: Kabaji, sit on him!

Kabaji: Usu.

Shishido: Panics What? Wait! STOP!

Kabaji: Usu.

Gakuto: Come on, Kabaji! Sit on him!

Kabaji: Usu.

Yuushi: Stop, Kabaji!

Ootori: Slightly opens eyes Did they stop yet?

Kabaji: Usu.

Ootori: Fully opens eyes Really?

Kabaji: Usu.

Ootori looks to see if Shishido and Gakuto are still fighting

Ootori: Sigh They didn't stop yet…

Kabaji's cell phone rings

Kabaji: Usu.

Atobe: Kabaji, I'm on my way back. Make sure everyone's practicing.

Kabaji: Usu.

Atobe hangs up

Kabaji grabs everyone one by one and takes them to the court

Gakuto: That hurts!

Jirou: Huh? What happened? What am I doing sitting on top of you?

Gakuto: Get off! You're heavy! Kabaji, put Jirou somewhere else!

Kabaji: Usu.

Atobe enters the court gates

Atobe: What happened? Atobe sees everyone lying down on the groundYou guys must've done some serious training while I was gone. Thank you, Kabaji.

Kabaji: Usu.

Everyone groans in pain

OMAKE

Shishido: Groans My back hurts…

Jirou: Snore

Shishido: What are you doing on top of my back?

Jirou: Yawn Your back's better than Mukahi's.

Shishido: Sigh

Author's Note: Hiyoshi's somewhere, don't worry. :))