AN: I was inspired to do this by a picture I saw, of Sirius humiliating Lily and James at their wedding

AN: I was inspired to do this by a picture I saw, of Sirius humiliating Lily and James at their wedding.

Cherio!

"Testing, testing, May I please have you attention?" Sirius Black, Best Man of Lily and James Potter said, tapping a glass.

"Careful Paddy, you might break that, we know you're accident prone." James teased.

"Just for that, you get to be humiliated more, Jamey." Sirius smiled.

"Here we go." groaned Remus Lupin.

"Four score a seven years ago, Ronald Regan crossed the ocean and discovered the automobi- Wait, sorry, wrong speech." He shuffled some papers. "Anyways. When I fist met young James here, I got the impression that he would do things no one would ever expect. Well, passing his N.E.W.T.s was one of those, but-"

"Sirius! Try to be a little sympathetic!" James pleaded as Remus shook his head.

"Seriously, I really am trying!" He said, as everyone groaned at the terrible pun.

"But, as I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, the most unexpected one was getting Mrs. Lily Evans, or should I say Potter, to marry him." Lily just shrugged. "And trust me, when it came we were glad."

"This way he would finally stop fawning all over her!" Remus called.

"And we got a decent night's sleep for once!" Peter added. Everyone chuckled lightly as James blushed.

"Yes, hear hear." Sirius continued. "But my favorite memory is the appropriately dubbed, 'Snap, Crackle, Pop'. And no, it does not have anything to do with a breakfast cereal, but the sound James' shoulder made when the delicate Lily dislocated it." He grinned. "You see, it was the one hundred sixty-eighth time James had asked Lily out-"

"One hundred sixty-ninth, actually." Remus corrected.

"Whatever. It was the one hundred sixty-ninth time James had asked Lily out. He 'sauntered over', if you call falling twice and tripping over thin air sauntering," James got redder, and Lily laughed lightly at the remembrance. "To our dear Lily, asked her, ever so smoothly, if she would like to go to Hogsmade with him. This is where it gets interesting, people." Sirius grinned. "Now Lily, being the ever sensitive person that she is, conjured up a cricket paddle, I believe." He looked at Lily for confirmation. "And smacked dear James in the… you-know-where. I know. Ouch." He said as every male there winced. "And I, being the ever compassionate person I am, said, and I quote, 'At least you finally got some action down there, Prongs.' This was followed by a merciless glare session." James and Sirius then re-in acted this glare session until Lily smacked them both upside the head. "Well, what I'm trying to say here, I guess, is that no matter what, Lily and James will always be there for each other." Everyone awed as Lily and James kissed.