This is an iChat roleplay. I am Mello. I was bored and sick. My friend (Mattpuppy) is Matt.
Enjoy. Review and there will be more!
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note, or iChat…. But Matt is mine!
Mello is sick in bed. He logs on to iChat hoping for some entertainment. Ever since he and Matt have been living in different houses… Mello has been bored, very bored…
Matt: How're you feeling?
Matt: Mell?
Mello: not so great
Matt: Aww.
Mello: I'm dizzy and fell like I'm going to pass out
Mello: I wasn't in school today
Mello: and I'm not going tomorrow
Matt: I should hope not.
Matt: That sounds like hell.
Mello: yeah
Mello: just short of it
Mello: how r u Mattie-kun?
Matt: Heh, can't complain. 3
Mello: psh...
Matt: But you know me.
Matt: I could be dying of the plague and still feel fine.
Mello: true
Mello: especially if you have your freakin ds or a ciggy
Matt: Exactly.
Matt: Or some porn.
Mello: that too...
Mello: I had to explain to Far (a/n: Far is a character that my friend and I made up, he is kind of like the Nega-Near) what seme and uke meant today
Matt: Hah, he really didn't know?
Mello: nah
Mello: I told him to get me chocolate
Matt: That's.. surprising.
Mello: and he told me to ask you because you're my bitch
Mello: and I said but your seme in bed
Matt: Damn straight
Mello:...we are actually damn gay
Mello: any way he got all confused
Matt: Of all people I thought Far would know what a seme and uke are. He really is Near's opposite.
Mello: yeah
Matt: fucking near
(a/n: said this at the same time)
Mello: Fucking Near.
Mello: haha
Matt: Lol.
Mello: brb
Matt: A'ight
(a/n: Mello answers call of nature)
Mello: I'm back
Mello: didja miss me
Matt: Of course
Mello: I got some chocolate.
Matt: Orly.
Mello; huh?
Matt: ….
Mello: oh
Mello: really
Matt: Yes.
Mello: ...
Mello: dont make me feel stupid
Matt: …
Mello: I scored better then you at whammy's
Matt: Aww, but I never get to be the smart one. ;;
Mello: no
Mello: you just get to be SEME
Matt: Heheh yeah
Mello: you are so happy about that
Matt: Of course I am. 3
Mello: fuck you
Matt: Yes plz.
Mello: sure
Matt: Get over here, then.
Mello: yeah i'll go apparate over there now…
Mello: damn it
Mello: we dont live together anymore
Matt: /whine
Matt: I knooowww..
Mello: what?
Mello: you noticed your chocolate stock wasn't fully depleted?
Matt; That and I'm not getting laid every night. ;;
Mello: awww
Mello: my poor matt puppy
Matt: /whiiine
Mello: damn it
Mello: all that whining is turning me ooooonnnn
Matt: I'm sorry, Mell. 3
Mello: no your not
Matt: True
Mello: damn you
Mello: oh and btw...I DO say fuck
Matt: In the script? (a/n: script anime)
Matt: When?
Mello: when chief yagami finds out my name using the eyes and tells me
Mello: my eyes bulge out of my head and I quote "oh fuck"
Matt: Well fancy that.
Mello: yep!
Mello: well I g2g
Matt: Aww.
Matt: Feel better. 3
Mello: thanks Mattie-kun
Mello: one of these nights you'll be next to me when I say goodnight
Matt: Countin' the seconds.