I've been putting this off, but here ya go. The lieutenants, one by one starting with Zhangpo. He's not very pretty.

Zhangpo:

1. Invite him over for a friendly barbeque

2. Higher him at a butchery

3. State the red color of his armor reminds you of lamb chops. Raw and juicy lamb chops.

4. Continually chastise him and explain to him there is no reason to be a vegetarian

5. Volunteer him to be a judge at an all meat cook off

6. Wonder aloud and argue with yourself who is more attractive, Zhangpo or Hanch

7. Pity Ifrit, his pact beast, for having such a horrible partner, seeing how he died before you even knew how to maneuver Legna properly…That and having no screen time. Or even knowing what he was.

8. Giggle at the fact that Manah beat him single handedly. At least all the other lieutenants were defeated by Nowe. Or someone cooler.

9. Take him out to McDonalds and hold the bag in front of him in disgust, saying, "This isn't even real beef! Who do they think they're kidding?"

10. "Hey, Zhangpo! Do you like see-food?"

I ran out of ideas…Lol.