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By Your Pet Peeve

Eggs From Hell

"Why. Did. You. Let. Them. STAY?" Tenten demanded Neji when they were setting up the campfire. Sasuke and Naruto went out to look for food.

"They could make good allies." Neji responded, attempting to create a spark with two rocks.

"THEY'RE THE REASON WE'RE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"It was the planes fault."

"THEY COULD'VE DONE MORE TO SAVE US."

"They gave us the instructions on how to save ourselves. What else could they have done?"

"Hmmm... I don't know... TRY to steer the plane to safety?"

"The steering controls were the problem in the first place." Neji and Tenten jumped and turned to see Sasuke. "And Naruto pushed me out of the plane, so don't blame this on me. If anything it was Naruto's overconfidence in himself."

"That sounds-... Very believable, actually. You're okay Sasuke. Did you find any food?" Tenten held her stomach for effect.

"I sent Naruto to do it by himself. I think he owes us a meal at least." Sasuke kneeled down next to Neji, took the stones. "Idiot..." He mumbled as he made a spark, starting the fire.

Tenten giggled. "Pwned." The three sat at the fire and stared at it in silence. "What's taking Naruto so long?" She wondered out loud.

Sasuke shrugged. "Knowing him, he got lost."

"Well hopefully he'll stay lost..." Tenten grumbled.

"Thanks! It's good to know that someone cares about my wellbeing!" They turned around to see Naruto. "Oh. And for a freakin' huge forest, it has just about no food."

"Well... DO YOU WANT A FREAKING KNUCKLE SANDWICH?"

"OH BRING IT ON!"

Tenten pounced at the two began to wrestle. Sasuke and Neji ignored them. "Hey." Sasuke whispered. "Want some?" He held out a cup of clear liquid.

"What is it?" Neji whispered back, careful not to let the other two hear.

"It's a special drink I made. Careful not to have too much though... It can make you sick."

"Sure, than-" Neji stopped and turned to Sasuke. They had an idea.

A deliciously evil idea.

"Good morning all you annoying bastards!" Tenten greeted cheerfully, climbing out of her crashed-airplane home.

Looking up from the fire, Naruto laughed and said, "Somebody had some happy pills!"

Smiling, Tenten said, "Well I'd rather be optimistic then live with the guilt that I jumped out of an airplane while I let all my passengers fall to their deaths!"

Neji smirked.

Sasuke glared.

Naruto pouted. "Must you bring that up?"

"Yes. Yes I must." She walked over to the fire and sat. "So what's for breakfast?"

"Eggs." Neji responded, holding up a straw basket full of eggs.

"Where did you get those?" Tenten was in awe. This was her first good meal in one week!

"Some nests."

"...And the mothers didn't mind?"

"The mothers are dinner now." He nudged his shoulder back to revel 4 little birds. Tenten's jaw dropped. "It was in self defense." Neji defended.

"That's still sick!"

"Says the girl who nearly killed a monkey." Piped in Sasuke. She glared. He smirked. "Check and mate."

"How does everyone want their eggs?" Neji asked, cracking the eggs into a pan made from a piece of the airplane.

"I like mine over easy." Tenten stated.

"Sunny side up." Naruto cheered.

"Raw." Sasuke growled. They stared at him blankly. Neji hesitantly handed Sasuke an egg he hadn't cracked yet.

Clearing his throat, the chef of the hour said, "Scrambled it is then." and began to make the eggs. Tenten sighed, but didn't argue. She didn't want her meal to be taken away. After about 3 minutes, the eggs were done.

And they were burnt.

To a crisp.

Sasuke was silently thankful for not letting his egg get cooked and continued drinking it.

Naruto stared in horror. "What... The... HELL?" He managed to get out.

"How did you get them to be this... BAD?" Tenten remarked, taken aback by the failed cooking.

"Maybe because I was using airplane as the pan and untensil." Neji growled, poking at the concotion. "Will anyone eat it anyway?"

Tenten and Naruto gave eachother a look, shrugged, and said, "Why not?"

"I FREAKING HATE YOU. NEJI." Tenten belched before throwing up into the woods again.

"I HATE YOU... Too..." Naruto said weakly before joining Tenten.

Watching the situation, Sasuke and Neji smirked.

Mission: Make the Annoying People Sick was a complete success.

This has to do with the plot... I swear...

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- Your Pet Peeve