Well...only 7 reviews, 399 hits, 15 favs and 27 alerted...I say not bad, anyways here chapter 2. Since summer started for me, and im bored...I decided to finish chapter 8 for "Konoha's flying thunder god" and chapter 2 for "A mission mishap"
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Kakashi read the contents of the scroll for two more times before blinking dully.
"Wha?"
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Chapter 2: Day 3
Grumbling and grouching and fatigued. Naruto tiredly jumping from rock to rock, trees to trees and dog shit to dog shit.
It has been 3 three days since he left Konoha and complete the ("Awesome" thought Naruto) mission in Iwagakure. Anyone who knows the exact location of The village Hidden In Stone and walked from Konoha by trained shinobi speed would be there in a a day or two. However, due to his short attention span which is the size of a teaspoon, Naruto Uzumaki never knew where Iwagakure was...so for the last two days he was going by wrong leads, wrong directions by the people he asked and he's sick of it! He sick of it all! It was until now he reached his destination as the scenery is now a wasteland of rocks and breathtaking mountains which indicates he is now standing on the land of earth.
However that didn't help his mood and it gotten ever worst as he felt something big, gooey and smelly under his sandals.
'Shit shit shit, dog shit...cat shit...even moose shit! WHY IS THERE ALWAYS SHIT UNDER EVERY PLACE I LAND MY FEET ON!!'
Kyuubi snickered at his vessels luck. 'Hate to break it to ya but what your standing on is actually dog shit...again, and I have to admit...whatever dog made that gotta be huge or eats a lot of crap ...'
"Dog shit! Moose shit! IT'S STILL SMELLY STINKY SHIT SO WHAT'S THE BIG DIFFERENCE!!" Naruto roared out, his voice echoed throughout the empty wasteland.
'The poop that came from the animal are different...'
Bristling with anger, the blonde haired urchin freaked out. "Don't you get smarty on me mister smarty pants!" Kyuubi replied with an arrogant remark.
'Im not being a mister "smarty pants"...it's fact...' The thousand year old fox demon blinked a bit. '...And I also don't wear pants BECAUSE IM A GIGANTIC DEMON AND I PROBALY WON'T FIND A PAIR OF PANTS THAT COULD ACTUALLY FIT ...' It was a half lie because Kyuubi IS big but he can also shrink to anysize he want but only as a shape and body of a fox.
Naruto shot his hands in the air then used both hands to tug on his unruly spiky blonde hair and let out a deafening "AAAAAAAHH" of frustration and dispair. This mission was suppose to be something cooler and better then standing in a middle of nowhere and one of his least favorate company talking to him for the last few days really not helping at all.
'Aah...why is this so darn...! He kicked a pepple harshly.
"How about continueing the mission?' Sighed Kyuubi. "...And besides...the "bunkers" that the scroll mentioned would be three miles away at least..."
"How do you know that?" Naruto snorted hotly.
"There's a sign on your left..." Muttered the deapanned fox.
Turning around he noticed. It was a sign, a very old sign with vines growing on the wooden pole. It said...
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THIS IS THE LAND IS CALLED "NO MANS LAND" (1) WHERE THE KONOHA AND IWA CLASHED IN AGES TIME, IF YOUR A NOOB VISITOR, PLEASE WATCHOUT FOR HIDDEN BUNKERS LOCATED THREE MILES FROM THIS VERY POST...GOOD LUCK VISITING THE LAND OF STONE, ALL VISITORS ARE WELCOME...EXCEPT THE KONOHA/LEAF!!
SIGNED THIRD TSUCHIKAGE
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Naruto stared at the wooden post before slumping his shoulder.
"...Oh..."
--IWAGAKURE--
"Tsuchikage-Sama! Tsuchikage-Sama!" fluttered a Iwa chunin. Behind him were dozens of chunins and one jounin. (Tsuchikage means...um...rock leader? lord...stone version of "Hokage"? I dunno...)
"What is it Iwamaru?" Rasped out an old voice, An old man at least his fifties was sitting on his expenisve "kage chair" and stamping paper as if any other Kage's. He had brown hair and a small beard with a light mix of grey and tells he's either old or just...old. He wore a white robe with gold flames on the bottom. (Like Sandaime and Ero-Orochimaru in kazekage robes, also I don't know the color to represent Iwa so I just put gold like red flames shows Konoha and blue for Suna.) He wore a hat similer to the 3rd Hokage except its was gold cornered and a kanji for "Tsuchikage"
The last piece of him of a long and jagged scar trailing up his cheek and down to his chest.
"Iwamaru." Saluted in respect for his military leader. "Hai Tsuchikage! My men and I were exploring the basement as you said until we stumbled an old letter from the previous 2nd Tsuchikage!"
"So?" Said the elder shinobi as he picked his nose dispite the revolted looks he got from his fellow men. "Whad you find?"
This time another Iwa shinobi stepped up, this one was 5'6 and judging from the curves and the..."chest" and her voice...it was a Kunoichi and seemed middle aged. She had brunnete hair tied in a tight bun, a stern looking face and steel rim glasses. She walked up she saluted.
"Tsuchikage-Sama..." She paused for a reaction, which she recieved a grunt. "...During our reserch its seems like during the 3rd Shinobi war..." She was slightly intrupted by a low growl from her leader. "...From the looks of it, one of your own deceased captains gotten his hands on a very powerfull scroll from Konoha and was to be delivered to Iwagakure..." She was yet again stopped by a gasp by the Tsuchikage.
"A scroll you say..." She nodded. "...Continue on..."
Taking a few shuddering breaths. "Um...yes...However the scroll was never brought back and the captain who stole it took it beyond his..." Her eyes widened, Then her body trembled and fell into her knees, the following shinobi also followed her lead as the Tsuchikage released a large dose of klling intent.
"...G-G-Grav-Grave..." She finished with a tremor.
If possible the Tsuchikage began to enment even more killing intent.
He narrowed his aged eyes. The 3rd shinobi war was still a sore subject for him, how long was since those days of bloodshed? 10 years? 13 years? Ah yes it was 13 years and a half. He was just a mere jounin at that time. So many blood and bodies...everywhere. Mostly it was them the shinobi of mighty Iwagakure against the mighty shinobi of that blasted Konohagakure. The reason why the two village fought was forgotten, however in the end it was Konoha who ended up as the victorious one while Iwa was shrugged off of the "loser" side. It was a humilating lost,
'We could've won if that "Yellow flash" didn't exist!' He thought bitterly. The "Yellow flash" was one of the reason and maybe in reality the main reason the Stone village backed off. Whenever the "yellow flash" was sighted it was a "run from sight."
Oh how he hated that man...blue eyes, tan skin and the...fucking annoying blonde hair. He fought that man once and lost but not without a shameful scar that on his face that was still noticible clear as day.
Not only that, everytime that blonde bastard shows up all of the plans to win the war goes haywire. When one group suppose to do this and another group does this the "Yellow Flash" have to appear and even one simple plan goes in jumbles! While one group are decimated by the "Yellow Flash"... the other becomes frighten and run in different directions only to be killed at the end!
But after the war it became peaceful however the he was proudly elected as the third Tsuchikage when the old one died from the wounds he recieved from the war and wasn't able to be saved in the end.
Joy came to the land when the Kyuubi no Youko attacked Konoha and destroyed nearly half of their forces and the most joy of all...the Yellow flash who was became the fourth Hokage at that was dead as well.
Pity he couldn't kill that blondy himself.
"So...where is the scroll now?" He glared at her. "...Kiko is it?" She nodded, "...I-If I'm correct...It's still might be buried beneath one of the bunkers and m-maybe deep inside the t-tunnels as well..."
"Alright all of you...I want to see you all in two more days with supplies and head to "No Man's Land"..."The elder twitched. "...Kiko you stay here and as for the rest of ya..." He nodded his head to the others. "...have a nice day..."
One by one the the stone shinobi replied "Hai" before leaving until one.
"...Kiko...You were a fine job for this and for that I give you a break from this mission..." He huffed, Kiko only stared at him. "...You are excused from this mission is what I'm saying..."
"H-Hai!" She saluted before a slight "poof" and she was gone.
--10 minutes later at an old apartment--
A middle age women at 5'6 was taking off her heavy clothing.
"Foolish old man...who does he think he is throwing off all those killing intent!?" Said Kiko as she took off her last clothing leaving her naked. Underneath all that loose clothing was not of a middle aged women but a well sculpted female body with a slight tan. Delicate hands seemed innocant but at the same time its not. Curves and "chest area" that most female would kill for.
She undid the bun and let her brown hair flayed all over her back.
'Hm...something's not right'... she thought. ' ...oh wait!' She took off her glasses and at last her...nose?
She then grabbed "nose" and pulled on it. Not only her nose came off but her entire face as well. Instead of a bloody face or anything gory, As it turns out it was a mask (Like Orochimaru as he pulled of that fake face while fighting Anko in the Forest Of Death) it was in fact another face.
A teenage girl with pretty heartshaped face framed by her brown hair. Black eyes that twinkles with mischief. Soft pale but healthy skin complection and lips even Sasuke would kill to kiss and smooch on.
She bent down and open her suitcase revealing clothing and what also seems to be an impressive amount of ryo. (money?)
She dug inside until a satisfied "Ah!" was heard and pulled out what she was looking for.
'It's a bit...revealing...but...' She thought sadly and looked around her. In her apartment there were dirty laundry and other pieces of clothing, due to the fact she's busy with missons she never had time to wash or buy any new set of clothing for the last three years. '...Oh well, it'll probaly be easier to move and it's better wearing something instead of something!' She giggled childishly.
She frowned and her eyes hardened.
"However...I am...the survivor of the Mayuri clan...Tsukiko Mayuri..." (2) She closed her eyes.
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In the Tsuchikage office.
"However...I am...The third Tsuchikage...Nobunaga Iwa..." He smashed a sake cup in his hands
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Ten miles away.
"However...I am...The future Hokage...Uzumaki Naruto..." He panted as he ran in high speed.
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"...Will swear on my grave..."
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"...Will swear on my grave..."
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"...Will swear on my grave..."
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"...Will swear on your ass..." Said Kyuubi
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"...I WILL GET THAT SCROLL!!" She/He/He/It declared.
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'Two more days to go...two more days to go...two more days to go...what did I do to deserve this?' Thought Kakashi as he scrubbed miserably on his 52th cat. 'HOW MANY CATS DOES SHE HAVE!?'
"Oooooooh Kakashi-kuuuun!" Sanged a happy Fire lord's wife who was petting a struggling Tora in her hands. Kakashi smiled at her. "Y-Y-YES?" He said though clenched teeth.
"It's time for my spounge bath...!"
THUNK
She looked around to see one Hatake Kakashi lying on the floor.
'Ugh...just...two...more...days...to Gooooooooo...' He moaned miserably
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End of chapter 2
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