"Well well Kakashi. Your reputation precedes you. You caught a whiff of me and decided to attack from my blind side."

"And you whiffed me and readied your weapon. Very smooth. So now tell me, why are you after Sasuke?" Kabuto just smirked as he turned to eye the snowy haired jonin.

"I'm here on Orochimaru's orders. I don't think I'm actually supposed to kill him. I think this was more or less a test to see if I would actually do as I'm told. Well I did just that as an obedient servant."

"Obedient servant huh?" Kakashi's eyes studied the young ninja carefully. His forehead protector showed he was from the Land of Sound but there was something familiar about him.

"You're staring at me as if you're confused Kakashi," he teased. "Is something to matter?"

"Besides the fact that I caught you standing over Sasuke readying to kill him? Um…no but I do believe I know you somehow."

"Very good Kakashi. You're smarter than you look." Kakashi frowned at the young ninja as he studied his surroundings. The team of ANBU Black Ops had been taken down by this one ninja. That meant he was more powerful than he looked…but he was just a kid. He stared at the young ninja for several seconds until it dawned on him.

"Wait a sec. You're…are you a medical ninja?" Kabuto blew the piece of hair that had fallen in front of his eye out of the way.

"Maybe," he shrugged.

"So you're that kid who used to train with…yeah that's it. You're that Kabuto kid."

"You got me. So what does that have to do with anything?"

"Nothing. Just making sure I was right before I haul you in for questioning. Working for Orochimaru huh? Tsk Tsk," he replied waving a finger from side to side. Kabuto only laughed.

"You'd have to actually catch me first but I highly doubt you could catch me."

"You're one arrogant kid. Are you wanting to take me on?" he asked. "I won't even need my Sharingan for the likes of you."

"Kid huh? I may look like a kid but I can assure you that I'm no kid. As for the taking you on part, it's not a bad idea. I'd love to play with you for a bit."

"Play with me? Hmph." Kakashi took out his kunai and held it across his front. "I'll teach you how to play with grown-ups." Kabuto just smirked before holding his kunai towards Sasuke's neck.

"I don't really think you are in any position to be making any threats Kakashi. Besides when I said I wanted to play with you, I didn't mean that I wanted to fight you." Kakashi frowned at this lowering his weapon.

"Well what did you mean?" Kabuto's eyes flashed playfully as he stared at the older man before him.

"I'd rather show you." At this, Kakashi's eyes went wide with surprise. Is this kid…serious? I know he's not hitting on me. As if I'd ever…he's just a kid… "Why the surprised look Kakashi? You seem a bit taken back that I just showed some interest in you."

"Uh…" He was at a lost for words. He couldn't get over the fact that this young brat had the nerve to hit on him and he was working for the enemy. Furthermore, what threw him off the most was that this kid was bold—very bold.

"Don't look so surprised Kakashi. You should be used to guys hitting on you. After all, you are sexy as hell." This of course, threw Kakashi off again. He was expecting a quick and easy fight to take down this kid so that he could get back to watching over Sasuke. That is what he expected but this…this was far from expected. In fact, it was beyond unexpected.

"Kid, you must be joking right?" he laughed. "I mean, I know you're probably trying every trick in the book to worm your way out of this one but I can assure you that it'll never work. In case you didn't know, well, I don't know why I'm telling you this but I'm attached. That means there's no way in hell I'd 'play' with you. Plus you're a child working for the enemy. That pretty much kills any chances you may have had at all."

"I know about your secret romance with Iruka." At this Kakashi was further thrown off of his game. Kabuto however, only smirked remaining calm as ever. Kakashi frowned and readied his weapon again.

"How…what else do you think you know? There's nothing…have you been watching me?" he asked incredulously.

"Oh come now Kakashi. Don't look so upset. I'm sorry but ever since the beginning of the Chunin Exams I haven't been able to help myself. Orochimaru says I'm a sick, sadistic little freak that needs to find a hobby. I took his advice by finding a hobby. My hobby…is you Kakashi." Kakashi just stared at the kid at a lost for words. This kid is nuts!

"You…"

"I first laid eyes on you at registration for the Chunin Exams and when I saw you I couldn't help but to stare. There were many others that caught my eye, the Uchiha and the Nine-Tailed One, but you…you were a mystery in itself. From that moment on I made it my business to find out more about you."

"That's called stalking," Kakashi grumbled.

"It's only stalking when you get caught. Besides, I haven't been peeping in your home or anything like that...lately. For starters, you're never home. You're always at Iruka's making him weak with that deep, sexy voice of yours and when you are home, you're either reading or working. The good thing about seeing you at home is that you're always topless," he grinned. He straightened his specs and eyed the older man playfully.

"You…you're nuts," Kakashi managed. "And there's nothing going on with Iruka and me. You…wait a sec," he frowned. "I don't have to explain anything to you. You're just a bratty little kid who needs to be taught some manners. For starters, it's rude to stalk people."

"I'm not good with manners," he shrugged. "Besides, you may not want me but I'd be lying like crazy if I said I didn't want you. I believe I could make you happy, in more ways than one," he smirked. Kakashi scoffed at this before erupting into laughter.

"I'm…I'm sorry," he laughed, "but you're…you're seriously tripping me out here. I mean, come on. What could a kid like you do for me?"

"You laugh but I know you aren't happy with Iruka," he said softly. "It's because you're unsure of your feelings for one another." This struck a nerve for Kakashi and he messed around and dropped his weapon on the floor. "You know I'm right Kakashi." Kakashi's eyes met the young shinobi's and all of a sudden he felt vulnerable. "Go ahead Kakashi. Pick up your weapon. It's not my style to kick a person when he's down, nor do I wish to fight you and you're not ready. I want to prove to you that I am more than capable of taking you on and I need you at your best." Kakashi bent over to retrieve his weapon but stopped short before his hand could clutch the kunai. He was shaking as if he were nervous or afraid. What's…what's wrong with me? He quickly clutched the weapon but when he straightened up again Kabuto was no longer standing in front of him. Where did he…?

"I'm behind you Kakashi." Kakashi just froze in place. To have let his guard down this much so that the enemy could get behind him was such a genin move. A ninja of his rank should know better. Before he could react, Kabuto's arm was around his neck, a kunai clutched in his hand. His other arm slid gracefully around Kakashi's waist to his torso, holding him in place. Kabuto chuckled as he leaned forward resting his head on the older man's shoulder.

"Kabuto…"

"Mmm…you sound upset Kakashi. Don't be. I don't plan on killing you. I just…the opportunity to get close to you presented itself and I couldn't help but to comply." He tugged at the bottom of Kakashi's shirt before sliding his hand under it, ghosting his hand over the older man's lean body. Kakashi stiffened at his touch making Kabuto chuckle softly in his ear. "Why so stiff Kakashi?"

"I don't like hurting kids but you're about to be the exception. Get your hands off of me."

"Oh Kakashi…" He continued to ghost his hands over Kakashi's chest ignoring the older man's protests. "I'm sorry but…I can't help myself."

"I don't care. You better start helping yourself before I hurt you," he grunted. He twisted and squirmed trying to get out of Kabuto's grip but he soon felt a cooling sensation flow through his body. "What the hell did you just do to me?"

"Relax Kakashi," he whispered. "I just gave you something that will help you relax." Kakashi could feel his legs growing weak and his eyelids getting heavy.

"You…you drugged me…you little brat," he slurred.

"Hmm…but it's for your own good. Besides, I know you haven't been sleeping well at night worrying about your beloved. But forget him. You have me now." He slid his hand down Kakashi's chest and over the zipper of his pants. He traced the zipper until he found his destination. He chuckled softly before grabbing his crotch squeezing that area softly. Kakashi's hand slapped his away immediately.

"I don't…think so." Kakashi tore away from him and started across the room but he stumbled over Sasuke's bed and almost hit the wall. Kabuto dashed across the room and caught him in his arms. Then he spun him around and pinned him to the wall pressing his body against him.

"You're really quite the stubborn one aren't you Kakashi?" His prey however was now weaker than ever, his eyelids getting heavier with each passing second. Kabuto slid his hands up the man's sides as he leaned forward and planted a soft kiss on his neck.

"Ka…Kabuto…I'm…I'll kill…"

"No you won't," he whispered. "You may be a little high right now but your body is on fire for me. Let me…show you." Kabuto suckled at the pulse in Kakashi's neck drawing a soft moan from him. He moved a hand gracefully down Kakashi's side then over to his crotch once more. At this point, the drug had kicked in fully and Kakashi was completely at Kabuto's mercy. Kabuto squeezed the area between Kakashi's legs feeling it harden under his touch.

"Kabuto…stop…you can't…"

"I can and I will. You need this Kakashi and you know it."

He teased his crotch some more before his skillful hand reached inside Kakashi's pants. He clasped his hand around his erection firmly and began stroking it delicately. Kakashi mumbled something that was incoherent, but Kabuto only grinned stroking him faster. With his free hand, he reached up and lowered Kakashi's mask. Not leaving him any time to protest, he covered his mouth in a crushing kiss. His cock hardened when Kakashi responded, his lips kissing him back with just as much fervor.

Kakashi wrapped his arms around Kabuto, urging him to deepen the kiss. Kabuto was only too happy to oblige. He could already feel the precum on his hand and he knew he was almost there. He tore his lips away from Kakashi's but only for second to catch his breath. Then he pressed his lips against his again, this time in a softer, gentler kiss. He stroked him faster and faster, drowning out Kakashi's moans with his kiss. Moments later Kakashi reached his peak, his body shaking against Kabuto's at his release. Kabuto's lips left Kakashi's and his tongue trailed a path to his ear.

"That wasn't so bad now was it?" he whispered.

"Kabuto…I'm going to…murder you."

"Oh really now?" he whispered. "After all that you still think I'm just a lowly little brat? What a shame. And I was really hoping we could be lovers from now on."

"Why you…" Kabuto leaped away from his prey and licked his hand.

"You taste good Kakashi. I hope I can see you again soon," he grinned.

"No. I'm…the next time I see you, I'll be hauling you in for questioning. Kakashi tried to walk but his legs were still weak.

"No point in trying to move Kakashi. You got at least another ten minutes or so before the drug wears off. In the meantime, I have to run off before Lord Orochimaru gets angry. I'll be seeing you again Kakashi. Oh and uh…tell Iruka that it's over. You don't love him anyway." With a smirk, Kabuto disappeared with a loud poof. Kakashi could no longer balance the weight on his legs so he slid down the wall and onto the floor. He rested his head against the wall cursing himself silently. What the hell just happened here? That kid…He works for Orochimaru so I should have known he'd be skillful...

"In more ways than one," he mumbled. He closed his eyes lettting the sleep capture him.

AN: Okay. So I'm a sick freak. Sue me. But I've always wanted to do something with Kabuto and there you have it. A little one shot featuring two of my favorite ninjas. Some may see it as a crack pairing but I personally think they brought it on themselves. (Episode 51) I actually like all the guys on Naruto including Orochimaru. (I have a story in the works for him as well. Yes, I'm that weird kid everyone talks about in college.) Anyway, I could make a short story out of this. I thought about it but I dunno. What do you guys think? Kabuto's just great. I love his sadistic personality. It almost rivals that of Itachi's…almost. Anyway review if you want. Ta Ta.