Real.
Series: Soul Eater
Pairing: Soul x Maka
Disclaimer: Dya really think I could think up something like soul eater?
Summary: Maka should know by now that boys have hormones; so the slow uptake on why Soul is looking there leads to some embarassing consequences.

A/N: GO INDULGE IN SOME SOUL EATER. SPREAD THE -non existant- FANDOM. IT WIL B GD TYMZ 4 U & ME!1
That aside. Soul x Maka. Erm yersh. Good stuff. Soul's slightly ooc, I guess, purely because he hasn't shown an interest in Maka like that. Eh.Wtf do I know? I've only seen 5 episodes so far...

Real.

She casually caught his gaze as she absent mindedly left her eyes to wonder around the classroom. The homeroom teacher was late, as expected, and had been for about half an hour, leaving students rowdy and annoyingly loud. She continued to focus on her partner next to her as he seemed to be fixated to something on her.

'What are you looking at Soul?'

'Maka…?' The boy in question had a stupid smile plastered across his face which reflected the expression in his eyes. He diverted his eyes from hers purposely to where he was looking. Her eyes followed his gaze, self consciously hugging her chest with her arms. She could feel her cheeks begin to burn.

'…What?!'

A smirk was her reply as the white haired boy turned back round on his seat. She pouted in annoyance at the lack of an explanation. What was with him suddenly?

He caught her attention again as he started whispering something to his egotistical friend beside him. Black Star's gaze soon fell on her and then back and forth between Soul and Maka as he listened, eventually smirking back.

Ok seriously, what the hell is their problem?

'What?!'

The blue haired technician felt the need to stand up whilst replying to her, just in case she couldn't see him or something.

'Well! Soul was telling me how much he likes your growth recently.' A stupid grin had now found its way onto Black Star's face aswell.
'…growth?' She looked down to Soul who was facing away from her. Was he's going red?

'Yeah, but I mean compared to Tsubaki…' His nostrils flared as he began his demonstration.

'…huh-?' She cut short as Black Star started to weigh invisible melons with his hands. Soul barely managed to drag him back down to his seat before the meaning behind this was grasped by the girl. He hushed a 'Shut the fuck up, you moron!' to him before quickly turning to see Maka's reaction. Thank god she's slow with this kind of stuff.

Something clicked in Maka's brain that suggested that they weren't talking about her growth as a technician.

'What's that's supposed to mean-?' -.-

Ignoring her seemed appropriate.

'Personally, I don't believe Soul. I think you're faking them.'

'Faking wh-?'

'She's really not faking!' He abruptly stood up to face Black Star, now regretting saying anything to him. His desperation was definitely showing. The other boy looked at him curiously and leaned in to whisper.

'Is that so?'

'..Err…'

'You know some girls stuff their bras if they're lacking.'

Soul looked at him in thought. The thought of Maka doing something like that suddenly made him feel weird. Black Star grinned at him.

'You wanna find out now don't you? …Wait, do you like-' He stopped as his realised the other was looking uncomfortable and slight pink.

'Well whatever go find out!'

'It doesn't matter if they aren't real… How would I find out anyways?' Before he could really take in what was going on, he found himself being turned round to face Maka. Ok, awkward. Shove, slip and fall. Soul found himself colliding neatly with his parteners chest.

'Strike! As expected of myself of course!' Black Star was obviously pleased with himself. However the same couldn't be said for Soul.

There was an awkward silence between the two of them as they both turned rosy shades of red. Despite this Soul couldn't bring himself to move out of Maka's breasts; which was an unexpectedly nice place to be. She really had grown. He lost himself for a minute, taking the time the inhale her sweet smell. He felt a sensation in his own chest. Why was he enjoying this so much? Was it Maka or was it just that he was a sick pervert? He had a suspicion it was both. The gentle sigh from Soul was enough to wake Maka from her spaced out state. Turning even redder, if it was possible, she quickly shoved the boy back to the other, standing triumphantly behind him.

'…You idiot!!' She got up, brushing past the dazed 'idiot' and his blue haired friend to sit the other side of Tsubaki, who was currently trying to ignore the whole thing. What the hell was that about? She was so embarrassed she wasn't sure if she could look at Soul again. He's such an idiot just like every other man. He never took any notice of her before but now…
Maka sighed as she realised that wasn't true. As cliché as it sounds, Soul wasn't like any other guy. He'd proved it to her enough times and the incident that had just happened wasn't going to change anything. She cleared her mind as Tsubaki turned to talk to her. A sudden thought crossed her mind. Wait why was Soul blushing at me so much?

'Oi, Soul! …Soul!' After a smack on the head from Black Star, Soul Eater had composed himself again. He had a feeling Maka wouldn't be talking to him for awhile.

'So?'

'…Yeah they're real.'

A/N: Thank you for reading. Reviews or whatever please. Srsly. I know not many people will read/find this fic so yeah.