Me: Koniichiwa again and well com to.. Itachi's 10 Things.
Itachi: Why am I here again when I could be doing these things right now.
Me: You're here to do the disclaimer and the sooner you finish the sooner you can do these thigs.
Itachi: -sigh- fine, Kit does n-
Me: That's Kit-sensei to you.
Itachi:Ok Kit-SENSEI does not own Naruto. I do rigth Kitsune-sensei.
Me: You want him, you got him Ita-nii san after all this is my fanfic.
Itachi:Thank you, now on with the fic.
1. I am allowed to kill Sakura for hurting my Naruto while Sasuke is not.
2. I don't need to put love potions he already loves me but I can't say the same for Sasuke, he's not allowed to put love potions in my Naruto's ramen.
3. I can take pictures of my Naruto while he's sleep but sasuke can't.
4. I can pictures of my Naruto while he's in the shower but sasuke can't
5. I don't need to tell my Naruto to wear a sexy maid outfit to be Hokage, because he wears one for me everyday. Can't say the same for Sasuke though.
6. I am above threatening, hurting, or killing Hinata Hyuuga for having a crush on my Naruto, after all he dose belong to me and not Sasuke.
7. I always drop things on purpose and tell my Naruto to pick it up just to look at his ass and if Sasuke even tries that on my Naruto I will kill his ass.
8. My Naruto is already going to have my man babies because of Kyuubi.
9. I'm already reviving my clan and I'm doing it without a stupid excuse.
10. My Naruto loves it when I call him "my Naruto."
Me: like Ita-nii san?
Itachi: It was way better than your last fic.
Me: yanno Ita-nii san I like this one better to. Now there's one more thing I need you to do, yanno what i'm talkin' 'bout right Ita-nii san.
Itachi:oh i think i Know
Me and Itachi: REVIEW OR YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!
Me:ok I luv yu buh-bye.