Me: Koniichiwa again and well com to.. Itachi's 10 Things.

Itachi: Why am I here again when I could be doing these things right now.

Me: You're here to do the disclaimer and the sooner you finish the sooner you can do these thigs.

Itachi: -sigh- fine, Kit does n-

Me: That's Kit-sensei to you.

Itachi:Ok Kit-SENSEI does not own Naruto. I do rigth Kitsune-sensei.

Me: You want him, you got him Ita-nii san after all this is my fanfic.

Itachi:Thank you, now on with the fic.

1. I am allowed to kill Sakura for hurting my Naruto while Sasuke is not.

2. I don't need to put love potions he already loves me but I can't say the same for Sasuke, he's not allowed to put love potions in my Naruto's ramen.

3. I can take pictures of my Naruto while he's sleep but sasuke can't.

4. I can pictures of my Naruto while he's in the shower but sasuke can't

5. I don't need to tell my Naruto to wear a sexy maid outfit to be Hokage, because he wears one for me everyday. Can't say the same for Sasuke though.

6. I am above threatening, hurting, or killing Hinata Hyuuga for having a crush on my Naruto, after all he dose belong to me and not Sasuke.

7. I always drop things on purpose and tell my Naruto to pick it up just to look at his ass and if Sasuke even tries that on my Naruto I will kill his ass.

8. My Naruto is already going to have my man babies because of Kyuubi.

9. I'm already reviving my clan and I'm doing it without a stupid excuse.

10. My Naruto loves it when I call him "my Naruto."

Me: like Ita-nii san?

Itachi: It was way better than your last fic.

Me: yanno Ita-nii san I like this one better to. Now there's one more thing I need you to do, yanno what i'm talkin' 'bout right Ita-nii san.

Itachi:oh i think i Know

Me and Itachi: REVIEW OR YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!!

Me:ok I luv yu buh-bye.