Vampire Knight: Realizations

Author's Notes:

I'm not really good at writing comedy so you may not find the story THAT hell of a funny thing. But I'm going to try my best on this!

Night 1: Sleepless Nights

Ilovemath has joined the conference

Ilovemath: wow.. even in conversations I find myself alone. That's nice….

Youkey has joined the conference

Youkey: Zero! You're still up! Glad to find you here!

Ilovemath: hey… good eve…

Youkey: what's the matter? Are you hungry?

Ilovemath: no… Yuki, stop bringing things like that up please.

Youkey: oh… I'm very sorry… I was waiting for Kaname-sempai to go online.

Ilovemath: … Yuki, please! Will you leave kaname alone?

Youkey: eeeh?

Ilovemath: don't you know that he wears lipgloss?!

Youkey: who does?

Ilovemath: … Kuran-sempai.

Youkey: really? HE DOES?! O.o

Ilovemath: yeh.. I've read that in an online doujinshi some time ago…

Youkey: …oh…

Ilovemath: and he's just using you for his eebul plans!

Youkey: what kind of plants?

Ilovemath: …. Pants!

Youkey: Pants?!

Ilovemath: I meant… plans…

Youkey: oh… okay! :D

Ilovemath: … anyway, Kaname sucks…

Youkey: of course he sucks he's a vampire….you too, Zero.

Ilovemath: ... you don't get it…

Youkey: what do you want me to get?

Iamhot joins the conversation

Ilovemath: anyway, he uses curlers on his hair!

Youkey: Good evening, Kaname-sempai!

Iamhot: good evening, Yuki…

Iamhot: and who uses curlers on his hair?

Ilovemath: you obviously know who does, Kuran-sempai.

Iamhot: I think Toga uses one…

Ilovemath: don't you dare mock my teacher Kuran!

Youkey: hey guys? No fighting here okay?! Don't you think the fans are getting enough already of the love triangle issue here in vampire knight?

Ilovemath: and I'm the one who's being affected the most, because Kuran gets all he wants… meanie.

Iamhot: of course. After all, Matsuri Hino-sama made me the way I am. A beautiful vampire.

Ilovemath: that's gay.

Iamhot: no I'm not.

Youkey: stop thiisss! I can't handle this anymore!

Youkey has left the conversation

Ilovemath: Yuki?! YUKIII?!

Iamhot: great going, Kiryuu-kun.

Ilovemath: great going some gay vampire who uses lipgloss and curlers on his hair! And who even wears his shirt a few buttons off just to make some fangirls suffer severe nosebleed!

Ilovemath has left the conversation

Iamhot: well, I am hot. Is there something wrong about being proud of it?

Iamhot: …

Iluvpunishment has joined the conference

Iluvpunishment: haha! Kaname-sama wouldn't know that I go online at this hour! WEEE!!

Iamhot: Aidou…

Iluvpunishment: aaa! O.o dorm head…

Iamhot: I'll have a talk with you tomorrow.

Iluvpunishment: understood…

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Iamhot: ….

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