Vampire Knight: Realizations
Author's Notes:
I'm not really good at writing comedy so you may not find the story THAT hell of a funny thing. But I'm going to try my best on this!
Night 1: Sleepless Nights
Ilovemath has joined the conference
Ilovemath: wow.. even in conversations I find myself alone. That's nice….
Youkey has joined the conference
Youkey: Zero! You're still up! Glad to find you here!
Ilovemath: hey… good eve…
Youkey: what's the matter? Are you hungry?
Ilovemath: no… Yuki, stop bringing things like that up please.
Youkey: oh… I'm very sorry… I was waiting for Kaname-sempai to go online.
Ilovemath: … Yuki, please! Will you leave kaname alone?
Youkey: eeeh?
Ilovemath: don't you know that he wears lipgloss?!
Youkey: who does?
Ilovemath: … Kuran-sempai.
Youkey: really? HE DOES?! O.o
Ilovemath: yeh.. I've read that in an online doujinshi some time ago…
Youkey: …oh…
Ilovemath: and he's just using you for his eebul plans!
Youkey: what kind of plants?
Ilovemath: …. Pants!
Youkey: Pants?!
Ilovemath: I meant… plans…
Youkey: oh… okay! :D
Ilovemath: … anyway, Kaname sucks…
Youkey: of course he sucks he's a vampire….you too, Zero.
Ilovemath: ... you don't get it…
Youkey: what do you want me to get?
Iamhot joins the conversation
Ilovemath: anyway, he uses curlers on his hair!
Youkey: Good evening, Kaname-sempai!
Iamhot: good evening, Yuki…
Iamhot: and who uses curlers on his hair?
Ilovemath: you obviously know who does, Kuran-sempai.
Iamhot: I think Toga uses one…
Ilovemath: don't you dare mock my teacher Kuran!
Youkey: hey guys? No fighting here okay?! Don't you think the fans are getting enough already of the love triangle issue here in vampire knight?
Ilovemath: and I'm the one who's being affected the most, because Kuran gets all he wants… meanie.
Iamhot: of course. After all, Matsuri Hino-sama made me the way I am. A beautiful vampire.
Ilovemath: that's gay.
Iamhot: no I'm not.
Youkey: stop thiisss! I can't handle this anymore!
Youkey has left the conversation
Ilovemath: Yuki?! YUKIII?!
Iamhot: great going, Kiryuu-kun.
Ilovemath: great going some gay vampire who uses lipgloss and curlers on his hair! And who even wears his shirt a few buttons off just to make some fangirls suffer severe nosebleed!
Ilovemath has left the conversation
Iamhot: well, I am hot. Is there something wrong about being proud of it?
Iamhot: …
Iluvpunishment has joined the conference
Iluvpunishment: haha! Kaname-sama wouldn't know that I go online at this hour! WEEE!!
Iamhot: Aidou…
Iluvpunishment: aaa! O.o dorm head…
Iamhot: I'll have a talk with you tomorrow.
Iluvpunishment: understood…
Iluvpunishment has left the conversation
Iamhot: ….
Iamhot has left the conversation