Life is so much fun, especially when you're playing dumb.

Take this morning. Robin was tickling Chopper an' me on the deck (yeah, again) and I noticed I was rolling for the wall by Nami's door.

A quick shift in position and I went through Nami's door.

While she was getting dressed.

Hitting the back of Merry's neck didn't even hurt with that wonderful image in my head.

Only Sanji was on to me, and nobody believed him.

How could I do something like that on purpose?

I'm an idiot.