I was originally going to make this a really long one shot, but I've been itching to be able to say I have a completed fanfic with more than one chapter. So I'll be breaking it down. Hope you guys like it!

And I know this chapter is short and pretty dry, but stick with me, okay? All good authors know that you have to set the scene before anything juicy can happed. So please stick with me until the end!

Disclaimer: Twilight, its characters and all but the story line of this fanfiction belong to Stephenie Meyer.

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BPOV

"Alice, you are insane. Do you know the meaning of that word?" I wanted to scream at the tiny vampire in front of me, but I was afraid Charlie would hear and come to investigate. It was, after all, three in the morning. I had only gotten up to get a drink of water before the annoying little pixie like creature appeared in my room.

"Oh come on Bella! It will be so, so, so, so, so, SO much fun! Rosalie's doing it with me, too. How come you wont?" She began lightly hopping up and down. I nearly caved at her puppy dog face. Nearly.

"No way, Alice! Have you completely lost your mind? I can barely walk seven steps without tripping, how do you expect me to do something like that?" I shook my head in disbelief. She wasn't actually serious, was she? I cringed away from the thought of the havoc I could reek taking a class for… Ugh! I couldn't even bare to think the words!

"Bella, I am a future-seeing vampire. And I can see that you are going to be just fine." She mumbled something else, but I couldn't hear it. Though it sounded something like 'I can't even believe how good you're going to be.'

Wait, Alice." I held up a hand, placing the other one firmly on my hip. "How can you see how it's going to turn out if I haven't even decided to go with you?" I raised a brow.

Alice smirked her cat-ate-the-canary smirk. "I don't know, Bella." She said sweetly. "Why don't you tell me?" She laughed at my horrified expression.

I groaned softly, throwing my hands in the air. "Fine, I'll do it. But only because you want me to." Alice jumped with a squeal and hugged me tightly around my waist.

"Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you Bella!!" She darted to my window.

"Hold it, Alice." I held up a hand, and she stopped dead in her tracks. "If I get the slightest hint that this is some kind of plan of yours to get me to embarrass myself, I'm not doing it."

Alice looked honestly shock. "Bella! I'm surprised at you! All I was thinking of was your health. You'll be stuck with that body for the rest of eternity; don't you want it to be nice and toned?" I pouted; she had me there.

"And," she smiled brightly. "Since you can't slow dance, I thought maybe you're problem was you needed to try something different. See you tomorrow!" She disappeared outside my window.

I scoffed. Oh yeah, different.

How did she get me to do this? I was going to kill myself. I glanced at the window again, glad for once that Edward was off on a weekend hunting trip with his brothers.

There was no way I would ever let him see any of this.

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APOV

I grinned, proud of a good nights work. I hated having to wait so long for Edward to leave, but it was worth it, now that Bella agreed to take the class with Rosalie and I.

Her warning put a damper on things, but only for a moment; I could easily keep my plan from getting to her. And once it was all over, Edward would absolutely love it, so I knew she couldn't be to mad.

She would thank me for this later.

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hahaha. Where exactly is Alice taking Bella, what is her plan and why is Edward going to love it? These questions and more will be answered but only if you review!!

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