Prologue

Alright; you will never believe what I'm going to explain to you. I barely believe it myself. Do you want to know? (My god, you'll think I'm crazy) Okay...

...are you sure you do?

All right! Jeesh! No need to swear! I'll tell you. You'll never believe me, but I'll tell you.

...I went inside a video game.

...I told you! I told you that you'd never believe me! Man! Now I feel foolish! It felt so real, though. It might have been a dream, but it felt so real! See, I even have the scar from one of the battles that we did!

...What video game, you ask? Well, I went inside my television and met Captain Olimar. You know, Captain Olimar? Super Smash Bros Brawl? Pikmin? Pikmin 2? The soon-to-be-announced Pikmin 3? That Captain Olimar!

Well at least you know who I'm talking about. You still don't believe me, though.

...Don't lie. I can see the sides of your lips edging up into a smile. Don't deny it; you don't believe me at all! Well, fine. I won't tell you... but I have to tell someone, or I'll go mad.

Fine, I'll tell you, but if you start laughing I swear that I'll leave. Okay? You good? Sit down. I have a story to tell you.

...I said sit down! Jeesh, don't be immature! It's like talking to a child.

Again, no need to swear.

Alright, you're good. I'm good. I'm going to tell you a story. This story might seem impossible, but I believe that it happened. My journey is about...

...my adventure with Olimar...