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THIS IS CHAPTER 5, PLEASE ENJOY!!

The twelve years old red head shouted in pain as the bigger female gripped his soft red locks tightly and yanked his head backwards at a break-neck speed.

"And this is for flirting with our beloved prince, you fag!!" The poor red head yelped, warm tears welling up in his ruby orbs as he felt a sharp blow on his right cheek and felt his nose crack. Blood began to pour out of it, the red head's heart pounded wildly and he tried to catch his breath, fear and shock began to over power him.

"Ple…pleaseee……" Unbidden tears started to roll down his flushed cheeks as he glanced up at the three blurry figures towering over him.

"Shut up you fag!! You are lucky that we didn't bring along our razors!! Or else, I would have leaved my signature on that disgusting face of yours!!" The green hair girl barked as she kicked the trembling child who curled into a ball in front of her, a sick expression plastered on her face as the painful yelps and shouts reached her ears like beautiful melodies.

"No… please… please stop… what did… I do… what…"

"What you did, you asked?! Hah!! Stop acting innocent after you tried to seduce our poor prince by sitting next to him in the class!! He is too kind to know this disgusting, ugly side of yours!! "

"Bu-but he is the one who asked me to sit ne-"

"Shut the fuck up, you freak!!" The orange hair girl growled as she raised her right leg and aimed at the red head, but only stop when a deep, dark growl reached her ears.

"What the hell are you all doing here?"

The red head turned to the source of the beautiful sound but only saw a tall, dark, blurry figure walked towards him. His world was spinning madly as if he was dumped into a washing machine, everything seems blurry and… off.

"Hey, are you alright?" The tall figure asked again, full of concern. The shorter boy almost purred as the figure's warmth radiated to his trembling body, he could feel the warm, large hand caressed his bruised cheek, wiping his tears away gently.

"Ple…pleaseee…" 'Please don't leave me!!' The red head whimpered when the warmth left his face, more tears poured from his ruby orbs as he quickly grabbed hold of the raven's shirt as hard as he could.

"Don't worry, it's alright now." The said figure let out a small smile before easily picked the smaller boy in a bridal style, earning himself a cute squeak.

"……" The smaller boy let his head rested against the slightly muscular and hard chest; a small smile framed his bruised face when the peaceful heart beat reached his ears, making him felt safe in the stranger's arm. 'He is so strong, although I can't get a clear look, but I think he is kinda pale… and his hair is really soft and long… it's kinda tickles my cheeks…and he smells good too, like strawberry…'

"Rest now, I will take care of everything……" The raven placed a chaste kiss on the his forehead, a painful expression plastered on his face as he looked at the sleeping child in his arm, so fragile and vulnerable.

"Ano… prince…" One of the bitches stepped forward as she looked at the tall figure, her face blushed and almost squeak in delight when the said raven turned to look at her. (Little does she knows that the raven was glaring and hoping to skin her alive, pulling those ugly eyes out of her skeet and chopped those filthy hands that hurt the poor red head.)

"Dead."

"Eh-heh?"

"Three of you are going to be dead, here, now for what you did to this innocent soul." Pairs of eyes widen in fear as three more figures jumped out from the nowhere, landing on the floor gracefully.

"Un, ewww, they are too ugly for my liking!! Non-artistic at all!! Can I blow them off so that they can vanish from this world beautifully, unn?" The blond smirked as he licked his dry lips, glancing at the three gulping bitches with interest.

"Yumm, fresh meat for my sharks. Deidara, I want the flesh, you can have their bones for whatever 'artistic' project of yours." The pale, blue-ish male groaned in delight.

"Tobi is a good boy!! But they are not!! Bad children shall be punished!!" The last figure beamed, looking at the bitches with a hint of mischievous.

"Nooo…. Please… Please don't-KYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Shouts and screams echoed through the empty room while the raven let out a satisfied smirk as he carried the red head to the restroom, his eyes were spinning red.

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The red head groaned as he glared at that innocent clock. Three in the morning.

"Great, just fucking great and I bet I am going to look like a panda tomorrow…" Letting out a deep sigh, Kyuubi kicked off the thick blanket and climbed off his bead, knowing that he can't sleep every time he was awaken after that dream, or rather flashback of his 'sweet' childhood memories.

It had been thirteen years, he was twelve and he still remembers how weak and pathetic he was back then. He was small and short for his age, boys always mistaken him as a girl and flirted with him while the girls only looked at him with disgust and some with envy. That's why he was always beaten, hated by most of the female population, never came home without a scratch or so. Things get worse when the 'prince' of the school befriend with him.

He still remembered that day; it was almost the end of the summer and he was late for school since he missed the bus. So, when he reached the class, his seat was taken by the others, worse, his three crazy attackers since it was the closest place to their 'prince'. When the red head asked politely so that they could return to their only seats, what he got in return was only glares and some insults. His head was getting lower and lower, feeling ashamed of being insulted in front of his classmate, his eyes started to water but only widen in surprise when the prince actually invited him to sit beside him.

The said prince was cool, after nodding at the red head, he only kept quite and focused during class (actually the said prince was glancing at the oblivious red head with interest by the corner of his orbs) while Kyuubi shivered in discomfort as many pairs of eyes were glaring at him, cursing him for sitting next beside to their beloved prince instead of themselves.

After that beating-out-of-shit-for-stealing-our-beloved-prince incident, Kyuubi rested at the hospital for a week until the doctor was sure that he was fully healed physically and mentally. His parents only told him that a raven boy send him back to their house after disinfected some of his wound and introduced himself as Kyuubi's friend.

"A friend?" The red head raised his left eye brow in respond.

"Ya, although he told me his name, but I can't remember it… if I am not mistaken, it's started with 'I'…"

"Oh…" Kyuubi sighed in defeat. 'A friend? Since when did I have a friend? As far as I remember, I only have friends when I was in kindergarten… I am always alone after that…wait a second… friend… is it possible that it's the prince? But I can't even remember his face…'

Not long after that incident, his dad was transferred to Canada by his company so that he could manage one of the companies there and thus, the whole family decided to move there. Not that Kyuubi minded since he has no friends here, thus there's nothing memorable to make him sad for leaving, accept for a certain raven who introduced himself as 'Kyuubi's friend'.

After moving to Canada, the said red head started to train himself by visiting the gym everyday, vowed to himself that he wanted a new life where he could protected himself from the others. He even let his hair grew long, just like the prince, afraid that he might forgotten the 'friend' of his.

Kyuubi let out another sigh as he looked at himself in front of the mirror, the room was dark, but he could still see his body (Kyuubi likes to sleep with only boxer since he is sensitive to heat and sweats easily) which was illuminated by the moonlight.

Compared to his little body when he was twelve, Kyuubi has grown up, a lot. His once pale skin was now rich honey tan that could only get from extended time under the hot sun that seems permanently imbedded in his skin, giving him a gold tone, although not as tan as Naru-chan. His height sprouted thanks to the tons of milk, although he was still a little on the short stocky side, but at lease he was too tall for being an uke… right?

The only two things that made the red head frown were that his body was still lean in a slight feminine way although he had trained at the gym, a lot. There's no doubt that he was strong, yet instead of having strong, hard muscles, his body was soft and……kinda squishy… yet not baby soft like the blond. And the next thing that irritated him even more is his fucking nipples!! That's right his oh-so-cute-yet-pink nipples!! What kind of normal guys will have fucking pink nipples at the age of twenty-five!!

"Gyaaa!! This is all YOUR FAULT!! YOU are the one who caused me too embarrassed to swim or even half naked in front of others!!" The red head growled as he pointed at the reflection of his own nipples on the mirror.

"Why can't I have normal nipples just like the Uchiha's? At lease they are normal dusty tan, not like YOU, you FUCKING PINK nipples!!" Kyuubi growled as he pinched them at frustrated, but only hissed at the sensation.

"And why the fuck that you are so sensitive?! You belong to a SEME for God's sake!! Shit!! And now I am talking to my nipples!!" The said red head banged his head to the mirror as hard as he could; not caring if he will broke the mirror.


The blond slightly groaned and tried to pulled the cover over his face when he heard some half moan-groan sound but something heavy was pressing own the cover and he can't pulled it. Annoyed after a few attempts, the blond slowly cracked open his orbs and almost gasped when he saw the raven who was sleeping next to him, with his face really, really close to his'.

"Sasu… ke? What are you… yawn… doing here? Aren't you supposed to sleep in your own room?" Naruto frowned as he started to shake the raven, who only groaned and pulled the poor blond closer to him, hugging him like a pillow with both hands secured around the slim waist possessively.

"Sa… Sasuke!!" Naruto blushed as he tried to struggle from the evil claws but only caused the said devil to hug him tighter, this time, his left leg tangled with his own, just like an octopus would do with his prey.

"Te-teme!! Stop that and wake up!! I know that you are awake!! Wake up teme!!" Punched and kicked.

"Hmn…" Hugged tighter until the said blond wheezed for air.

"Sasuke-teme!!" Kicked more.

"Mnn…" Purred happily.

"Sasuke?"

"……" Snore…

"…… I hate you." The blond finally gave up with all his attempts to free himself. As the teme's ex-wife, he should have known better that Uchihas are very, very possessive perverts, especially in their sleeps. Letting a deep sigh, the blond looked at the raven, different emotions reflected from his azure orbs. After all these years sleeping alone, a warm body sleeping next to him, or rather tangled with him made the blond felt groggy again.

A small smile framed his chubby face as he touched and gently caressed the porcelain face, just like three years ago when he decided to left. He almost moaned when his fingers came in contact with that soft, pale skin that he was so familiar of.

"You haven't change much…" At times, he looked almost expressionless and cold towards others, just like a porcelain doll, but now he (strangely) looked warm and … alive? The long black lashes were making shadow against his flawless cheek and the thin lips that were usually tightly closed were now opened.

Sasuke's body moved up and down rhythmically as he breathed and he was close that he could fell that the raven's heart was beating against his body. Absent-mildly patting Sasuke's hair, the said blond let out a chuckle when the taller male let out contented voice which somewhat sounded like cat's purring.

"It's seems like you still have the habit of purring when I pat your head ne, Sasu-teme?" The blond smiled again as he placed a chaste kiss on the tip of the raven's nose.

"You shouldn't have done that." Naruto almost yelped in surprise when the raven said without opening his eyes.

"Sa… Sasuke?"

"You should have known my limit with my self-control and yet you still dare to act cute in front of me?" The raven smirked while the blond only gasped when the azure orbs locked with the bloody red ones.

"Eh-hehe… Sasuke, st-stop joking around… Go back to your room and be a good boy, ne?"

"……no, unless…" The raven purred huskily as he blew some cold air on the sensitive neck, causing the blond to squirmed uncomfortably.

"Unless?" Gulped.

"Naru-chan… I-"

"GYAAA!!"

"Wha-what was that!!"

"Fuck that red head, he is probably jacking himself off…now let's conti-"Leaning closer.

"No!! What if something bad happened to Kyuubi?!" Pushed away.

"Come on, what could probably happened to him?" Leaning closer, again.

"Maybe he was attacked by ninjas!! Come on, let's go check on him!!" Pushed away.

"Naru-chan, I swear that you spend too much time in front of the tv."

"Come on, Sasu-chan… please?" The blond pouted cutely as he whined, while the raven only lightly glared in return.

"…fine, come on. If nothing happens to that fucking red head, I am so going to cut his ball off for breakfast!!" '-how dare he ruined my plan of humping my Naru-chan, again!!' he mentally added.


"Damn it!! Kami-sama, why me?? What have I done to receive such cruel punishment!! They are not real!! Please give me back my real nipples!!"

"Em, Kyuubi?"

"Great!! And now I am having some problems with me ears!!"

"… ano…"

"What the hell do you want? Are you too lonely and decided to chat with me as well?... oh and I almost forget, you could chat with my nipples, too, I am sure that they won't mind." The red head groaned sacrificially as he pinched and pulled both of his ears in frustration.

"No, thanks, red head, but I didn't know that you have the fetish of touching and talking to your own body, especially to those cute nipples of yours." Sasuke smirked with hint of amusement as he looked at the shocked Kyuubi, who was looking back at him with his eyes as large as saucers.

"How… when…??"

"Em… it's when Kyuubi was… em… playing with your… nipples?" The blond blushed cutely while the red head's face turned from bright red to pale white, then yellowish-green.

"You… you saw?"

"……" Instead of answering, Naruto only nodded.

"!!"

"Em… Kyuubi? Actually it's kinda… em… healthy for you to-"

"Take good care of yourself, ne, Naru-chan?"

"Hah?"

Taking a deep breath, the red head stormed towards the huge window and slammed open it as wide as he could, turning around to look at the confused blond again, he flashed him a weak smile that climbed out of the window.

"Kyuubi!! What are you doing??" Naruto quickly grabbed hold of his waist (since he was wearing any shirt.) as hard as he could, ignoring the fact that he will leave ugly scratch mars here and there.

"Let go of me, Naru-chan!! I am too embarrassed to live anymore since you saw… saw me… wuaaaaaa!! Let me die… just let me dieeee!!"

"Kyuubi!! Sasuke, come help!! I am not strong enough!!"

"Don't worry too much, red head, once you are dead, I shall take good care of Naru-chan." The raven smirked, waving his in the air.

"Sasuke!!" The blond glared.

"You… you cold-blooded, selfish, perverted, self-centered octopus!!" The red head barked, pointing an accusing finger towards the still smirking raven.

"Why thank you for your compliment, Kyuubi."

"Fuck!! I am not praising you, you pervert!!"

"Hmn, but still that's nothing compared to some one who was touching and talking to his own nipples…"

"……"

"……"

"Uwaaaaaa, Naru-chan, just let me dieeee!!"

"Teme, you are not helping, at all!!"

"Hmn."

"Sa-su-ke!!" The said raven sighed in defeat as he could hear the warning tone in the blond's voice.

"Fine, fine… hey, red head."

"Huh? What the-" just as Kyuubi wanted to turn around, a sharp blow ended behind his neck, effectively making the red head out cold.

"Eh-heh?! Kyuubi!!" Eyes widen in fear as he shook the lifeless body in his hands.

"Don't worry, just leave him here and he will wake up at the next morning or so." The raven explained, dragging the red head then dumped him carelessly onto his own bed.

"Bu-but-"

"Don't worry, my dear, let's continue with our sleep ne? We still have a lot of plans for tomorrow." Pushing the blond by his back out of the room.

"Eh? We have?"


NEXT MORNING

The red head was trembling like a leaf as he read the short note in his hand before balled them together with his fist angrily, veins could be seen popping on his forehead and face.

'Dear Kyuu-chan,

Since you were sleeping so peacefully back then, as kind-hearted as I am, I did not wake you up from that sweet dreams of yours. Don't worry about Naru-chan, I shall keep him entertain. There's no need to wait for us though, since I already have plans for tonight with Naru-chan.

P.S. There's no need to waste your time finding us right now, since you won't be able to figure out where I took Naru-chan with that brain of yours. Ja, have a nice day, ne?

Your best pal,

Uchiha Sasuke

"UCHIHAAAA!! Give me back me Naru-channnnn!!"

DING DONG... DING DONG...

"Go away!! we didn't order pizza!!"

DING DONG... DING DONG...

"We didn't order newspaper either!!"

DING DONG... DING DONG...

"FUCK OFF before I chop your dick off and shove it into your ass!!"

...

"Finally, peace..."

DING DONG... DING DONG... DING DONG DING DONG...

"Gyaaa!! What the fuck do you want you-" The red head angrilly slammed the door open but only gasped as his flamming ruby orbs clashed with the bottomless onyx orbs.

"YOU!!"

"Hi, there, Kyuu-chan." The raven purred.

"What the hell are you doing here, prevert?"

"Em, waiting for you to chop my dick off and shove it into your ass?"

"Asshole."

"I bet you have a nice one."

"... you know, if you didn't leave within my sight within five minutes, i am going to call the police and-"

"Is this familiar?" The raven smirked in delight as he waved the red leather wallet in front of the shorter amle, effectively shutting him up.

"Wha-how?"

"You dropped this at our last... joyful encounter."

"Give it back!!" The red head tried to snatch back his wallet but only pouted when the taller male quickly retreated and put back the wallet into his pocket.

"Tsk, tsk, as a businessman, did you really believe I would have done something out of kindness, something that didn't benefit myself, Kyuu-chan? You are so naive."

"Then what the hell do you want?" Kyuubi growled dangerously but in the eye of the raven, he was just like a cute little growling vixen who demands attention.

"Hmn, let's see..." The raven smirked devilsih as he stepped closer to the shorted male, effectively trapping the said red head between him and the door. The smirk widen as a cute hue of pink decorated the tan face.

"We-well?" Kyuubi gulped nervously as he tried to act calm and glared back at the taller figure.

"Hmn, a simple date for the rest of today with me would do..."

"WHAAATTT!!"

TBC

TADADAAAA, YES!! FINALLY FINISH WITH THIS CHAPPIEEE!! I AM SURE THAT ALL OF YOU SHOULD HAVE FIGURE OUT WHO WAS THAT 'PRINCE' AS WELL AS THE RAVEN HERE WHO ASKED KYUU-CHAN OUT FOR A DATE... RIGHT?

ANYWAYS, PLEASE DO REVIEW (ALTHOUGH I DO ADMIT THAT THIS CHAPPIE IS KNIDA CRAPPY... SIGH...) SINCE MY LIFE IS DEPENDING ON IT!!